Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Church-Going-Parrots
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
The woman returns to pick up her female parrots only to see the two male parrots pulling out the feathers of the two females, all the parrots were in a screaming frenzy. Screaming, feathers everywhere, the largest male parrot, was on top of the un-cooperative female parrot, the male could be heard shreiking. "Baby, for 750 bucks I want you naked!
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
The woman returns to pick up her female parrots only to see the two male parrots pulling out the feathers of the two females, all the parrots were in a screaming frenzy. Screaming, feathers everywhere, the largest male parrot, was on top of the un-cooperative female parrot, the male could be heard shreiking. "Baby, for 750 bucks I want you naked!
// posted by GLOBAL E RAG SKIMMING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL @ 5:36 AM 
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Sir:
Apparently, we share some common
thoughts. You list Elmer Gantry as
a favorite movie, and you Blog!
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Apparently, we share some common
thoughts. You list Elmer Gantry as
a favorite movie, and you Blog!
Comments are welcome. reb
www.lazyonebenn.blogspot.com
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