Saturday, July 31, 2004
Changing Role of Nationalism
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POLY WANTS A CHEESE CRACKER
BlogOneDos remembers the time when Doctor Spock and Bones would be playing three dimensional chess, I would say to myself each time Spock moved a piece, "What a crock OF CHEESE", .. I should have paid closer attention.
The World Trade Organization is now moving forward for fear that
the-cat-is-out-of-the-box on the third dimension... How to rip-off off globally without someone saying, what a crock. The issues on the World table point to food and drug open markets.
What a Crock!!! To think that any third world nation is going to adhere to global regulatory equitability is a crock... Open Markets are the Out-Source Markets, the kid we send to school to study the global market will have his job sold to the third world head-hunters who will provide the subsidized education paid for with American tax dollar and the token inner-city graduate will be back on the permanent-unemployment-line and on the inner city streets for eternity, this time with better gramma and computer skills and a network across the globe for markets of drugs of the questionable kind not the drugs of the questionable quality-control-kind, those having been out-sourced to Canada.
To digress, Drugs of the questionable quality kind already proliferate the internet email system, why the beef about cheaper markets?. The reason is, government-types are concerned that the world government will not be able to tax and destroy a global movement to deny "organized governments" the ability to control food clothing and shelter, government will truly have to serve or be denied the controls needed to implement the health cures of the terroist kind.
Now one thing to look forward to is that the internet virus game will be attacked for real, companies will not be able to conduct business globally if a hacker in Switzerland or one in France thinks the World Food Bank is not depositing enough goat cheese in his or her account.
IN THE FUTURE IF ONE GETS CAUGHT HACKING... Nooooo GOAT CHEESE FOR 6 MONTHS, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STUDY THE MARTHA STEWART RULE BOOK ON INSIDER TRADING.
ENOUGH literal digression ;
Now the issue is clear, there are four presidents on the world dias,
Ford
Carter
Clinton
Bush
and soon to be Son-OF-A-Bush,
REAGAN IS STILL DEAD BUT NOT FOR LONG.
I have heard tell that the last one out of the tunnel should turn out the light, but no one ever said to lock Reagans' Draw. BlogOneDos adheres to;
paltitude 621:
It is better to seal the box with crazy glue and nails then curse the wrong crypt draw being opened.
READ WHATS ON THE BOX - DON'T OPEN TILL STEM CELL RESEARCH IS A DONE DEAL. DON"T OPEN IF I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. LET THEM EAT CHEESE
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The computer crimes of the 'morrow will make those of today look like petty theft even though it is a 20 billion dollar industry today.
NOW WAS little ole me DIGRESSING OR REMINESSING
Have a wonderful day and a half... for, eat drink and be merry tommorow is guarenteed to no one. Eternity belongs to everyone.
His Royal Blogship Holiness BlogOneDos Remedy 12
Take your stem cell finance and feed the homeless first;
then the WHOLE WORLD and then open the draw and in the words of Mother Teresa of the KERRY KIND;. SHOVE-IT!!! and throw the remains in a 300 foot hole. And put a rock on it that can't be moved. Like the one in New York, then build a high rise on top of it!
He's the one that created the homeless condition. Now he wants to come back to do it again on a global basis, using your taxes and out-sourcing your future. Political hacks die-hard!
NO WAY!
Jesus came back without being cloned, no stem cell research for him, now what politician doubts that!
Stand up and be counted! Hey Ronnie, do we render up to Ceasar that which belongs to Ceasar or do we take up a stem cell collection to bring you back and straighten up the homeless mess you created. And God Bless "my" America Also!!!!!
Thursday, July 29, 2004
KRAFTY KERRY RUNNING OUT OF ROOM GETS BLOGGED
John Kerry gets "A" for effort and "C" for the ability to deliver. Hope turned to help does will not cut it! The time is now to dig in, go for the issues in a cogent manner where promises to buy professional talent are not in the future, get your wallet out now, where office staff and volunteers do not run the works of government they are the foot soldiers of government, the political "knife-fight", to get impowered, should not become an expected tradition of the Democratic Party nor any Party, Green Red White or Blue.
John Kerry's beloved wife, mother teresa, who proclaims to speak her own mind ( how utterly refreshing) has not said anything new except that the entertaiment value of the next four years under John Kerry promises to surpass that of the attractive, lovely, sweet, devoted wife in the tradition of 1950's, but not so dynamic, the, what's her name, oh dear sorry for the loss of my memory, I will just call her Sue Ann. I am able to remember the name of her husband because he is the close confidant of Prince Bondar his name is Prince Bush the friend of King Cheney, the Sultan of Big Contracts. Not to worry about my endorsement, Bush does not get my vote... um... yup, he is going to lose by 25 electorial votes.
Well back to the sham and the rest of the sunken hopes of life, but hope is on the way and those of us in the trenches, you remember the trenches John, that's the hole in the ground where humanity spends eternity and those of us living are looking forward to dependancy on getting drugs at-the-cut-rate-out-source rate of the Canadian "world of no quality and prescriptions lost", and taxes not paid.
But I have not only hope to look forward to, I am led to believe help is also on the way until then one must put up with the Kerry Organization or lack there-of, (I am left of John Kerry and have never voted for a Republican unless my chad got stuck in the wrong hole, like it will in November.)
John Kerry's beloved wife, mother teresa, who proclaims to speak her own mind ( how utterly refreshing) has not said anything new except that the entertaiment value of the next four years under John Kerry promises to surpass that of the attractive, lovely, sweet, devoted wife in the tradition of 1950's, but not so dynamic, the, what's her name, oh dear sorry for the loss of my memory, I will just call her Sue Ann. I am able to remember the name of her husband because he is the close confidant of Prince Bondar his name is Prince Bush the friend of King Cheney, the Sultan of Big Contracts. Not to worry about my endorsement, Bush does not get my vote... um... yup, he is going to lose by 25 electorial votes.
Well back to the sham and the rest of the sunken hopes of life, but hope is on the way and those of us in the trenches, you remember the trenches John, that's the hole in the ground where humanity spends eternity and those of us living are looking forward to dependancy on getting drugs at-the-cut-rate-out-source rate of the Canadian "world of no quality and prescriptions lost", and taxes not paid.
But I have not only hope to look forward to, I am led to believe help is also on the way until then one must put up with the Kerry Organization or lack there-of, (I am left of John Kerry and have never voted for a Republican unless my chad got stuck in the wrong hole, like it will in November.)
Out-source government if they cannot do the representative government thing. The Government is not a referal service. Nor does it say under the rule of law, Government by the rich people for the rich people shall screw all others by any means possible.
Leadership means one takes the bull by the horns, even when the bull is not exactly prone to have his horns played with, and seeks to get the cattle rancher to take a hike behind the bull and feel to see if it is a bull or a cow.
Leadership means one takes the bull by the horns, even when the bull is not exactly prone to have his horns played with, and seeks to get the cattle rancher to take a hike behind the bull and feel to see if it is a bull or a cow.
To achieve such a determined commitment, takes cooperation and faith that you can hold the horns long enough to point the bull in the right direction. But you have Hope, that help is on its' way. The bull is pointed in the wrong direction. I have hope that we can out-source our negligent government and return the jobs and business back to the homeland that has made an industry out of constitutional violations of right to privacy.
One must put up with the Kerry lack of transparency and promises. the closed door policy of poly-teeny-bopper-paid-staff that think that cover-up, frustrate the constituent and phone hang-up is the way to characterize the truth, While the pros, put up with the wrong side of the BULL and the economy.
To dole out the words of democracy and of liberty, the words of my brother and my sister all over the freakin world, their yearning to be spit on by arrogant little snits that take rather than give is not considerate of the the fighting soldiers of democracy who do not march to the drums of corporatations out-sourcing america. There are three thousand people dead in New York. The damn arrogance of the CIA FBI AND the snit club of the Kerry campaign pisses the BlogOneDos off to no end. And you can add to that the hang-up of the congressional liason from the office of Ted Kenedy in Washington.
Congressional courtesy relative to leadership issues is a cop out and hog wash, the bull is pointed in the wrong direction.
The BlogOne Dos is not a foot soldier, nor a Volunteer, he investigative staffers in democratic offices that route constituents to voice mails that are never returned.
The rumor in California was that after the primary the local Kerry for President Office left town leaving one light bulb and did not pay the electric bill and split. But who am I just an individual who knows nothing but the inside story of the definition of cronyism. Guess one can interpert optimism as better to light one bulb than pay the bill. Or maybe better to pass out the hundred-grand jobs to friends and family and the tax monies accross the international borders.
Send Him, the BULL is pointed in the wrong direction.
Is this the way for a Presidential candidate to organize? Not on my vote.
I often hear that I should temper my point of view because it will help Bush get re-elected if I am not more supplicant. But I will follow the tone of mother Teresa and speak my mind and the minds of many citizens who believe that life is hopeless and that help is not on the way. Prove it!!! Now!!!
Well, considering the information uncovered, and the fact that americans are subsidizing their jobs and futures being destroyed by insider trading and insider secret society politicians out-sourcing their survival, we the people have alternatives to the mainstream politician who give issues of national security to the office telephone operator.
What I have encountered points the BULL at the bigger "if", Schwartzenneggervictendonner and blitzen's stay in office, and maybe Kerry not getting in office. But, any friend of a Kennedy is a friend of mine, even if they pass the taxes collected to the Bahamas.
I am preparing to investigate the possibility of constitutional ammendment that would allow for Conan-gurlie-man to run for the presidency. The American Dream come true, to celebrate Oktoberfest along with Yom Kippur and Ramadan! We shall change the name to Conan's Fascist-Kosher-Shofar-Fest.
SchwarzznegginhoefferMoretaxinnegger is selling Californians' into servitude, to China and India with the help of Hewlett Packard, while we await for the second shoe of terroism to fall on our economic shores.
Now at the heart of my present assault on poly-ticks of the Global Kind is the lack of the ability for me to play the game without giving up my American Dream. The dream has now turned nightmare to horror show. The dream for family and a home, making a productive contribution to society and to die with dignity fades with each day where the greed of the wealth gets five months in the slammer and the poor get a lifetime of starvation.
Rah Rah Sys Gom Bah and your mother will be wearing army boots.
I, long as many for the optimism of Bill Clinton, sworn in to be a foot soldier of the Kerry Campaign. Bill was the best, the only man alive (and maybe, along with one lady), that I trust could pull us out of the Bungling Bush / Cheney "throw the money up in the air and keep any that comes down" theory of economics.
Now this concept of one America is great for all those folk getting a slice of the apple pie who also get the other six courses of the meal while the children die in the streets and our jobs are given to bigger more obvious, in your face, less sophisicated rip-offs than the Enron Folk and they buy the sleeze politicians the members of the secret societies. Hope? Hope? Help? Sure! Go ahead, sell out Californians, they belong to Arnolds' friends and relatives, throw in the towel, because you have the vote, Give the job of nomination to Dianne Fienstein who cut Government red tape by befriending Mayor Riordan who told a young girl her name meant dirty little girl. California is not yet in your hip pocket and you may not have Swartzie to blame it on to boot!
His $17,500 dollar pair of handmade boots are not out-sourced, they were designed to stomp on little people. Our country is High on the BULL. But that is only chump change compared to the Kerry / Skull n Bones Billionaires Club and the Bush Royal Family.
Thank the lord for Al Shapton, a diamond in the ruff, his vote can't be bought, that's because his Congressional buddies have all the money and they are not giving it to him, they are keeping it.
Now to the close up-close encounters of the Global Kind... The kind that gives em what they want and then Nuclear war is what happens, the kind where Israel gives up part of the Gaza but they can't get the buy-off, until they get all of the estimated 7 thousand to 20 thousand settlers out in time to avoid the mini haul-o-cost.
A mini-haul-o-cost, defined! The Israel Army is going to haul your ass out of Gaza so the U.S. will pay the cost of peace. This is prefered by the secular government as opposed to the 7000-20000 estimated committed condo owners who believe that the lord prefers commitment in a persoanl relationship rather than the impersonal government flat fee for the Israeli army gonna haul-your-ass-out-at-any-cost.
Sharon has got his work cut out for him, he did did not forsee such events.
But some think that the Arabs do not want the Israelis to take a hike until their reserve auction price is met and everyone thanks god in the words of Lincoln-Kerry that "I pray that I am on god's side"! Guess the Israelis and the Arabs pray to the same diety. Now there is a third option, the family that prays together negotiates better deals.
Now what about the United States eventual pull out of business relationships with the royal family? hmmmm! Talk about mushroom clouds!
I prefer to recognize the mindset of a realist, he understands the pick-pocket sees the saint from the height of his pockets and that is called foreign policy.
Now as to my friend Bill Clinton, and I would be proud to be considered his friend, my only regret being that I never met him as I did Kerry. Nor was I on the payroll.
Digressing, I hear tell that Swarzinnoptinrichinmillionaire has employeed more than 100 top administration posts earning more than $100,000 per year surpassing Gray Davis in payroll. Now that is really reinventing government. Out-source the staff, we can buy it cheaper, why out-source senior drugs, out source government staff. America is getting the golden screw from the democrats and the royal screw from the republicans, enter the blue-collar screw from Nader.
Hmmm, I wonder does the governors staff include make-up specialist and suntan oil assistant and cigar humidor specialist?
Back to Bill and the BULL
Bill has fun when he is on stage, he enjoys every minute of the presentation, his mind alive and furtile, he has no equal. If he says blue curtain, I run out and buy 900 blue curtains, that boy can sell bulls milk to a dairy farmer.
Now looking back at Bill, he did not destroy Kosovo prolonging the agony of the innocent people and U.S. troops involvement, his political instincts uncanny as if guided, navigated through the eye of a needle at sea by a spirit guide he did not lolly-gag faced with starvation and a brutal winter where countless people might have died. Bill swiftly and decidedly, despite objection in congress, took the bull by the horns, saving from ethnic cleansing and certain death, thousands, with little time left Bill forced the removal of Slobadan Milosevic, Yugoslavia's, President, had his ass put on trial, the Croates later returning to their homeland regretably continued their hostility which stems back to the Turkish rule in the 14th century.
Bill lucked out, his commitment proved he did not tolerate hate and bigotry and would not wait for congress to divi-up the profits to special interests. 100 billion dollars of contracts were not squandered without financial records. Friends of the Global Multi-National bomb squards were not given 18 billion dollar contracts.
Two rights nor two wrongs at issue, nothing personal, just global business. Clinton vaulted over special interest and bought his way into humanitarian history.
And therefore I believe that 9/11 did not occur under the Clinton watch, and that of his spirit guide... if you believe in that stuff, I can sell you a bridge over troubled waters...;)
So where does the BlogOneDos stand on that matter. He stands on the ground.
Anyone would agree it was better to lite one scud missle than curse the darkness. (luckily the missle was not manufactured and out-sourced inspected in Canada).
Now on the topic of domestic education, ...wuz dat?
Now for the issue of police. We are going to need them big time, hopefully they will get a grip on the flashlights and use them to see in the darkness and save the taxpayer the money for postumous candles.
Now as to stem cell stuff... just so long as they do not use it to bring Reagan back. My biggest disappointment was that after a week of horse drawn coffin buggies, the caisson, the casket carried by endless toy soldiers with starched underwear and endless rotunda lines and the lines of souvenir collectors... they did not bury him in a hole they put him in a draw in Simi Valley and they are still taking up a collection and making america he beautiful whole again. I forsee that they are going to bring him back, out of the luck of the draw, he will be cloned stem cells galore, improvements and alzheimer cures being found, Ronnie will have run an end around end, the gipper will once again have lunch at disneyland with Walt, and we will look forward to a thosand years of solitude until out of the draw, like a dvd out of its' jacket, will come the real life replay of the cold war! It ain't over till Ronnie gets the clone... at taxpayer expense and then it never will be over. But stem cells will get the "rich life ever after" unless the cells come from... you got it... Canada.
When I am dead and gone; if I continue writing in this manner it will be sooner than later, I think an early demise beats the Canadian Senior Citizen Drug Russian Roulette Programs that I face in the future. "What me worry!" ...about WMD when the Canadians are counting the senior discount fiber tabs.
Why not out-source our medical programs to the tribal witch doctors in Africa or Hati or out back in Austrailia, at least you get to eat the chicken after it has been tied to your leg.
In Canada, American's will get the out-source tax for not being a Canadian Citizen and taxed again for being an American citizen in California or New York. The policy, a thirty day return no questions asked drug return policy. The no questions asked is not a good thing, you most likely will be dead in a week.
Now back to Swartziewhiteboyvechtingubnotorialgurlyman. After he brings the insider info back to the in-laws in Boston the circle will be complete and the patrino, Teddy, will pass the tourch to John Kerry, as it should have been in 1963 so it shall be written so it shall be done. The corporate boys will be kissing up in Boston and kissin-off California while arnold holds down any competition from California.
For the want of a seed they went hungry, for the want of a book they did not know and for the want of a brain they froze in the the Boston snow! Are you listening Boston or are you still hanging up the telephone on the truth! We had a tea party to stop what is happening today.
T'day we would have tossed Green Chinese tea and tofu cookies... ahhh to see it thrown into the Boston Harbor would do a soul good, ye think?
Now I am not negative, I am a realist, but BloigOne has a plan... to be continued;
Until Life provides me with the words, good night
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Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Church-Going-Parrots
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
The woman returns to pick up her female parrots only to see the two male parrots pulling out the feathers of the two females, all the parrots were in a screaming frenzy. Screaming, feathers everywhere, the largest male parrot, was on top of the un-cooperative female parrot, the male could be heard shreiking. "Baby, for 750 bucks I want you naked!
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
The woman returns to pick up her female parrots only to see the two male parrots pulling out the feathers of the two females, all the parrots were in a screaming frenzy. Screaming, feathers everywhere, the largest male parrot, was on top of the un-cooperative female parrot, the male could be heard shreiking. "Baby, for 750 bucks I want you naked!
Sunday, July 25, 2004
PARROTS TALK GLOBAL NEWS
Parrot Talk
Parrot Talk Global
Poly-tick Parrots Talk Global News
BLOG-GLOBAL-POLY-TICKS NEWS-WHORES vs FREE SPEECH AT ISSUE
Poly-Ticks Fools
Saturday, July 24, 2004
POLY-TICKS TICKED OFF QUESTIONAIRE -GURLEY MEN
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question: are you a gurley man? question: are you a gurly man if you are burley? question If you are burley man does that make you a burley gurly man ?
question If you are a high hurdler and a gurly man does that make you a high hurley gurley man?
question: If you are a high hurdler and a burley man are you are a gurley man does that make you a high hurley burley gurly man?
question If you are high and a high hurdler and burley and a gurley man does that make you a high, highly hurdley burley gruley man?
question: If you are Rosie O'Donnell does Arnold consider her a gurley man or a gurley guy ? question If you are high and a high hurdler and burley and a gurly man or a gurley guy does Arnold think that make one the wife of Rosie or the high, hurdler burley gurley guy or gurly man or does that make you a high highly hurdley burley gurly man or gurly guy or gurly broad or woman or according to Arnold a highly high hurdley burley guyly broad a gurly woman or manly woman or if you are a female as opposed to a high highly hurdley burley gurly man ? question if you are the wife of a highly high highly high hurdler who happens to be a burley gurly burly gurly man but you are married to a bi gurly man does that make you a bi guy's highly high high hurdler burley gurley Babe or a highly high high hurdler burley bi-guy gurley man or bi manly gurly gurl and if your wife is ac but not dc but high and a high hurdler burley gurly gurl and not a highly high but a high hurdler burly gurly babe or wife of a gurly highly high high hurdler who is burley does that make her Mrs. or Ms. or Mr. a gurly guy or gurly man. Or just one stoned idiot.
Does Arnold grope a gurly gurl or a gurly man question: can Arnold say peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers while playing with his pickled pecker three times and then retort the gurly man gamly game? question: Does
Arnolds comment about gurly men rate higher than former Mayor Riordan's most recent idiot comments that have no rhyme or reason? question Can anyone add such comments to my small list of Polyi-ticks ticked-off tit for tats. question: Can anyone spell Scwatzenhighhurlygurlymenspcchtennegger, corrwectly?
I twort I taw duh Gubnotorialnitorinspectinhectin putty dat or was dat a hurley burley polytickensprectn fool
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Friday, July 23, 2004
POLY TICKIN NEWS WHORES VS FREE SPEECH AT ISSUE
SHOULD ONE CONTRIBUTE TO THE POLY-TICK HACK OF HIS CHOICE OR DOES ONE SUCK IN WITH THE COPORATE POLICY THAT WILL LET EM KEEP HIS JOB AND MAYBE A GET RAISE ONCE A YEAR IF THAT, IF THE EMPLOYEE DOESN'T CONTRIBUTE TO A POLY-TICKS CAMPAIGN A PICK-POCKET JUDGES A SAINT BY THE HEIGHT OF HIS POCKETS
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GLOBAL-POLY-TICKS CHRONICLE G-GATE O'WHERE HAS FREE SPEECH GONE
WHO WILL BUY THIS BEAUTIFUL MORNING -
MAKE THAT A DOUBLE WITH THREE OLIVES
CHAPTER II
WHOSE SKIMMING AMERICA TODAY
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Contributioons-Seeds of Fascism
IT AIN'T WHO YOU KNOW THAT COUNTS IT'S WHO YOU OWN DEPARTMENT
WHAT'S FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS BUY THESE DAYS? ...OR WHO?
GRRRRRRESP!
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Can you believe it the San Francisco Chronicle has suspended an editor for giving a $400 dollar contribution to John Kerry for President as a potential conflict of interest and the "RAG" (a term common to newspapereeze, comes from the rag content of acid paper used in newsprint of days gone by the stuff that contributed to contamiation of the water supply to the ); but I digress;
...the rag as, another of arrogant corporate compliant editors holding on to his job, "put it", to the BlogOneDos, " is standing behind the long term practice"!
The Blogonedos might add, "....most absurdly so!"
In the first place, I think contributing to any billionaires campaign is like spitting in the wind ...chaaa-tui, (pho-eNetically, that's chaaa-two-ee, as in hocking a luggi) When one is forced to give up the right to express, or participate in a political process, in a legal manner their CONCERTED rights as citizens and are suspended from employment as a result crosses the line has between free speech and fascism but not issues necessarily the line of bribery. (Wuz dere ever a line dere in duh furst place? ..anyone got change of a hundred!)
Now, one should take note, it is and was near impossible to "volunteer" for service to the Kerry Campaign, which makes one wonder if that fact alone does not illustrate a campaign ploy to raise money for paid loyalty as opposed to the free services of "commited believers in the "Kerry Cause", Whatever that might be! Apparently, the billionaire, Skull n Bones, secret society frat brother of George W. Bush does not need the donations in the first place unless attempting to make it look like the "voice of the press" is not up for sale!
....and any good press he gets from the historically independantly liberal Chronicle would have been gained from an unbiased press!
Not necessarily a digression, let's go deeper;
TO BUY OR NOT TO BUY PRESS
...What is even more absurd is the fact that the individual, that the S.F. Chronicles' "put-on-ice", the suspended editor, has been with the paper for thirty - five years; ...is this the first time the employee donated to a political campaign in 35 years? What happened? Did the Chronicle give the editor a raise, he then going hog-wild, on a rampage of political bribery and wreckless spending flaunted his newly acquired wealth and influence sort to taint the campaign? Was he buying favors, cash for info, whereby deep throat would call him first? Was Senator Kerry's press and finance people considered, (the deep throats herein included and referred to as ) "the press-whores", influenced by the $400 contribution or was the "buh, billionaires'" real wealth the target of the newspaper conveying a strong message to the campaign people seeking favors from insiders at the rag that press can't be bought.
Back to the supposed issues,
....Now how many 11 martini lunches have restaurant columnists "taken" from prospective influence peddlers? Or how common is cash given under the table to reprint advertisements, free; so as to get a commitment for "rate-holder" contracts from the clients, ( a rate holder for those who have no clue, the idea has historically been standard advertising marketing practice for almost forever, or as long as BlogOneDos has been around, a bulk rate contract at a lower price per agate line, (a measurement of column inches in a newspaper.)
It boiled down to how many cases of booz columists, editors, sales or public relations people "gave" or "took" from the wine-o's (hiccup) clients, or restaurants or whomever not limited to poly-tickin candidates or their press people to insure the so called newspaper pseudo image of uhhh, integfrity, burp! A case of Jack Daniels stratgeically placed under the desk of an editor of the "talk of the town" good morning gossip column could be worth the effort and investment. It sure beat paying $5000 dollars to buy the advertising space on the back page of the newspaper.
BlogOneDos platitude 833: The Grasshopper Speaks
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THE ENDORSEMDNT OF A BELIEVED COLUMNIST IS WORTH MORE THAN PAYING FOR THE BACK PAGE.
So voila, the message goes out that $400.00 donated to the Kerry Campaign gets in the way of the big leveraged influence when campaign funds are about to be dumped in a city with now two competing newspapers where previously there was one.
We wouldn't want the integrity OF SUCH REPUTABLE historically preserved and protected newspapers to sell too cheap, Not when the candidates have raised nearly $400 million dollars, that's for ore burrrp, fou,,,,,r hunnnndred Million, to be dumped in print meda radio and television and to buy the ear eyes and tongues of America.
. .So no wonder someone gets nervous about an editor, having the authority to chose the letters-to-the-editor. The "Editor" is certainly the point man for the Chronicle born in the tradition of William Randolf Hearst.
If it were not for the elephant gun of Orson Wells, Citizen Cane and the likes of films starring Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis would we have known?
Lancaster playing a Walter Winchell type and the Curtis the ruthless part of the lacky hachet man serving to the most powerful columnist in New York.
"Not being the type that stands if I can sit or st if I can lay down, I submit the following by Roger Ebert a very poignant expression of my own sentiments;
"The two men in "The Sweet Smell of Success" relate to each other like junkyard dogs. One is dominant, and the other is a whipped cur, circling hungrily, his tail between his legs, hoping for a scrap after the big dog has dined. The dynamic between a powerful gossip columnist and a hungry press agent, is seen starkly and without pity. The rest of the plot simply supplies events to illustrate the love-hate relationship.
When "The Sweet Smell of Success" was released in 1957, it was seen as a thinly-veiled attack on Walter Winchell, who for decades had been the most famous and reviled gossip columnist in America. Forty years later Winchell is mostly forgotten (he died in 1972), but the film lives on--sharp-edged, merciless. The performances by Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis have not dated or grown soft; although both men were dismissed as studio stars at the time, can we think of a "serious actor" who could have played either role so well?"
Such expose warns of the dangers of press on the "take", the inside story. Which today would interpert as out-side - out-source to China or India where the characters become more like Peter Lorre and Humphrey Bogart. The stakes are high and the picked-pockets deep.
But I digress possibly with good cause;
The question is not whether the editor is on the take or the give, but why the na-ne-noo-u newz-paper, grrrrresp! is so anal, so indignant, it is tantamount to saying that twenty self-inflicted, lashes with a cat-of-nine-tail, leather strap inhibited priests over the last 600 years from spending too much time in the shower with the 10 year old alto lead choir boy. There are many casting couches in the house of the....
Now someone pullease, tell me why an editor is on ice because after 35 years he felt moved to give 400 dollars to the Kerry campaign; ....stop hiding behind the "policy"... as if he Kerry would fess up to where WMD are!
I believe I have seen the seeds of Liberalism turn into fascism. When one gives up their legal right to be a good citizen, just to remain on the job at a newspaper, as if the editor has no thought other than endentured servitude as a personal ideal, I think, the hell with the job, the quid pro quo is tantamount to having a membership in the Cancer Society for Journalistic Moralism.
Now! If this is the way newspapers needs to beef up, sub rosa, the pitch for Kerry donations, or to toot it's own integrity horn or to unseat their loyal employees "kinda," the gold finger kiss-off after 35 years of servitude, "endentured slavery"; .
.. then the iced emploeeeeee has gotten the free-speech "Golden Spike-Kiss-Off Award of the century... sent out to pasture writing his gutsz oiut {buurp} if the talk radio folk don't gouge themselves on a free speech feeding frenzy at the expense of the poor slobs carcass, unless of course, if not done faster than the employee does the
LARRY KING SHOW BACK TO BACK WITH ,WHAT'S HIS NAME, O' RULLEY .
Here's "talk'uun at ya'" and I'll have a double straight-up dry martini w/ 3 olives and give the tab to Ralph Nader pulease! No on second thought give the tab to any "Poly-Tickin" hack that will pick up a tab. I have decided that I will only accept 800 Vodlka Martini's this year... (taht grrrrrrrrreps! is 2400 olives), hiccup!.
As a matter of fact, I do not drink the booz, I uh, luk, like ...lick the Olives... It becomes a unfortunate necessary task to strain the Vodlka to get at the finger licken guoood olives; burp! hiccup! expletive!, if there are any California Olive Folk out there. I like the Big Green Ones with puurrrmentos in the center.
Absent a pimento, stuff it with a c-note; Get a grip S.F. Chronicle... this is a NEWS-GATE or (G-Gate) if ever I heard one. IF "YOU" Don't have the goods on the editor, just forgive him and make a contribution to the next Minister of Shanghai's Campaign! GRRRRRESP! BURB!
Now that's the problem with Vodlka Martini's!!!
END. -- Posted by BLOG-PRESIDENTIAL-POLY TICKS to BLOG-GLOBAL-POLY-TICKS G-GATE-NEWS-WHORES-GOOD CITIZENS at 7/21/2004 09:15:02 PM
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Wednesday, July 21, 2004
BOXER NEEDS HOT-SOURCE
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SIMPLE SOLUTIONS TO COMPLEX PROBLEMS WUZ AN EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT?
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF WRY AND INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS BY HIS ROYAL HOLINESS BlogOneDos
The following is an excerpt from a federal hearing on issues relative to fire safety and the equipment call-ups in an emergency used to fight fires in this instance in California
SENATOR BARBARA BOXER D-CALIFORNIA STEPS
UP TO THE ISSUE:
TIME TO KICK SOME ASS THE FIRE IS
BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN OR
DO THE LEADERSHIP ROLE THINGY
DEPARTMENT:
"I hope to hear from these witnesses today about solutions to this problem. First, should the tankers continue to be grounded because that was not the recommendation from the NTSB? Second, should the FAA be given the authority to set standardsfor the tankers, so they can continue to be used to fight fires? Third, if the tankers are too old to fly, then we need toappropriate more funds to replace the tankers or increaseaccess to more military aircraft to ensure that all theresources are there to fight these fires.Last year’s fires were devastating to my state of California. This year, we have already had large wildfires. The major fireseason is only a few months away. We need to act now to protect our people and property from these fires. Thank you, Mr.Chairman"
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For more information on Senator Boxer's record and otherinformation, please go to:
http://boxer.senate.gov
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NOW I DO BELIEVE THE MAYOR OF A CITY AND THE GOVERNOR OF A STATE HAVE EMERGENCY POWERS TO DO THE RIGHT THING UNLESS OF COURSE THEY HAVE A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP IN THE GLOBAL WUZ CLUB OF OZ IF EQUIPMENT IS NEEDED IN AN EMERGENCY AND IT HAPPENS TO BE EQUIPMENT THAT CAN FLY RATHER THAN WALK THEN ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT A SENATOR OR GOVERNOR OR JANITOR COULD PICK UP THE MOST MODERN OF ELECTRONIC MARVELS A TELEPHONE AND KICK SOME ASS. GET THE DIRRIGIBLE IN THE FREAKIN AIR AND IF NECESSARY GET THE THIRD INFANTRY BATTILION IN GLOBEMASTER AIRCRAFT TO PISS OUT THE FIRES.
IT BE ONE THING TO RIP OUT THE HEART OF THE TAXPAYER BY OUT-SOURCING THEIR JOBS AND FUTURES AND YET ANOTHER TO STEAL PROFITS AND IT BE ANOTHER THING TO RIP-OUT THE OUT-SOURCE EQUIPMENT AND PUT OUT THE FREAKIN FIRE IN AN EMERGENCY!!!
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE IN AN EMERGENCY AND HOPEFULLY FEWER DIE DUE TO AIRCRAFT THAT CREATE A FIRE RATHER THAN PUT ONE OUT! MY GUESS IT IS A GOOD BET TO TRUST IN THE PEOPLE THAT FLY THE OUT-SOURCE CRAFT TO HAVE INSPECTIONS BY NAVY OR COAST GUARD FACILLITIES.
NOW FOR THE SECOND GRADERS DEPARTMENT
IN 1994 THE GOVERNMENT CUT RED TAPE AND JOINED IN RE INVENTING GOVERNMENT AND REBUILT THE COLLASPED
SANTA MONICA FREEWAY A FED HIGHWAY, US 10, THE SECTIONS REBUILT WERE WITHIN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHILE A 14 MILLION DOLLAR PERK FOR FINISHING PRIOR TO THE DEADLINES. WAS A ROYAL PAYOFF THROUGH THE TAXPAYERS' NOSE GIVEN AS AN INCENTIVE TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA ARCHETECTUAL RODENTS AT THE CHEESE.
THE PERK ILLUSTRATED WHAT COULD BE DONE WHEN GOVERNMENT WORKS BY AND FOR THE PEOPLE AND GETS OUT OF THE WAY! AND PAYS MORE TO HAVE WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR LESS. BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF THAT DID NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM.
GIVE A RAT CHEESE AND IT WILL DANCE TILL THE POLY-TICKS GET ELECTED AGAIN!
AND THE FREEWAY HAS NOT COLLASPED SINCE... BUT THEN AGAIN THE LAST TIME IT COLLASPSED IT WAS AN 8.1 EARTHQUAKE GIVE OR TAKE A COUPLE OF RICHTER NOTCHES.
I AM NOT A LIBERTARIAN, I BELIEVE THE BEST PLACE FOR POLI-TICKS IS INSIDE A POLY-TICK OFFICE BECAUSE IT KEEPS EM OFF THE STREET AND FROM USING BULL HORNS AND THEY CAN BITE EACH OTHERS BACKS IN PEACE
HOT SOURCE IT
SO! MY RECOMENDATION TO THE COMMITTEE TO RE-ELECT RATS AT THE CHEESE IS TO "LITTER-ALLY"
GIVE EM HELL WHEN LIFE IS AT STAKE. PICK UP THE PHONE, CALL 20 GENERALS AND 40 INSPECTORS APPROPRIATE THE MONEY AND GET THOSE RUST BUCKETS IN THE AIR OR HAVE THE NAVY OUT-SOURCE AND OUT PISS THE MARINES.
AND TO ALL A GOOD MORNING OR NIGHT
BUT-IF THE ISSUE LEADS TO A MILITARY CALL-UP, A DRAFT AND HOMELAND SECURITY NEEDS THE EQUIPMENT OR PERSONEL WHO GETS FIRST DIBS IN AN EMERGENCY?
REMEMBER IT IS A BELIEVING WORLD
IF THEY CAN'T TAX IT THEY WILL FIND A WAY
THEY CAN TAX ANYTHING AND WHATS MORE THE PUBLIC WILL PAY IT.
AHH THE MAKINGS OF ANOTHER GOVERNMENT AGENCY
THE TAX AND ANYTHING DEPARTMENT
MY KIND OF DEPARTMENT
T&A DEPARTMENT
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Tuesday, July 20, 2004
LINDA RONSDADT GUNG-HO NOT VEGAS HO
THE ONE WAY FOR CHEAP REPUBLICANS TO GET THEIR VEGAS MONEY BACK BUT FIRST HAVE 'EM GIVE BACK THE 18 BILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT THE CHENEY BOYS GAVE TO HALLIBURTON : DEPARTMENT
AREN'T THEY THE SAME GANG THAT GAVE THE VICE PRESIDENT A 20 MILLION DOLLAR GOLDEN HAND SHAKE WHEN HE LEFT AS CEO OF HALLIBURTON
IN MY DAY IT WAS CALLED GOLD FINGER
NOW WOULD YOU NOT THINK WHEN HE MILKED IT FOR ALL CHENEY CAN GET FROM THE AMERICAN PUBLIC
ALL TOGETHER NOW
WE WILL ALL GIVE HIM
THE GOLD FINGER
HATS OFF TO MS. LINDA RONSTADT - NOT ONLY SHOULD WE AS AMERICANS HONOR MICHAEL MORE AND FAHRENHEIT 911 WE SHOULD BUILD A MONUMENT NEXT TO THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT FOR ALL THE JOURNALISTS WORLD WIDE THAT DIED IN THAT WAR WHO BELIEVED THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE BOMB AND WHEN THE PRINTED WORD GOES TO PRESS SO CASTS THE FATE OF THE HALF-BAKED GREEDY TYPES WHO WOULD STEAL TAXPAYER MONIES IN THE NAME OF PEACE WHILE OUR CHILDREN DIE IN THE WAR WAGED ON DOMESTIC STREETS FOR LACK OF PEACE
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LET FREEDOM
MICHAEL MORE
AND COMMERCIALIZED FREE
SPEECH
AND
LINDA RONSTADT RING
As much as I like to shack up in Las Vegas with a computer geek who has a fast Laptop and CPU and keeps my hard drive from getting floppy and who loves to keep hitting the insert key and the crap tables with me, I have decided not go to the Aladdin.
One has to ask if the Aladdin was not in essence helping the cause of democracy along by bringing attention to how Republican Las Vegas has gotten.
Does this mean that Democrats will have to go to Gardena to gamble ALSO ON THE PASS LINE will be the Indian Casino 's having recently coughed up a billion big time dollars to the "Schwarzenagger get even richer Campaign" as the friends of Conan the cuban cigar smoking crap-shooter kicked the butt of a sincere well meaning pro-active woman who fights for what she believes with the gifts god gave her rather than the biological weapons and bombs
or does this mean that the entire country has become divided due to the mishandling of the taxpayers 100 billion dollar losses in Iraq not to mention the lost souls. If anyone would believe that Linda Ronstadt mouthing off in Las Vegas makes a difference to somebody wanting various other type of stimulation available in Vegas call me a blog junkie. GLOBAL SHENANIGANS PERPETRATED ON UNSUSPECTING CONSUMERS/STOCKHOLDERS/TAXPAYERS ARE THE PROBLEMS IMPACTING AMERICANS all the way down to the INNER CITY and the CHILDREN ARNOLD WANTS TO SAVE are getting killed in street VIOLENCE This little piggy beat the living Geezus daylights out of the poor singer kid in Vegas and this little piggy ripped the heart out of the inner city and this little governor can't get his budget act together and this little piggy gave government contracts to his friends and these poor souls gave their childrens lives for no reason at all and had no home
to run all the way home to!. Good God we are just children having lived in darkness to long, we must learn the power of prayer even though I have given it up we must learn that our neighbor is our friend and we must not be drawn into total vengence we may have the power to see clear and the goodness to forgive, or do we?
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Monday, July 19, 2004
SKIMMING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
SKIMMING AMERICA
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CHAPTER I
THE CORPORATE PLOT UNFOLDS
SKIMMING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
IF IT LOOKS OR SMELLS LIKE HPSHOPPING.COM - COMPAQ OR HEWLETT PACKARD IT’S GOING TO BE ANOTHER ENRON TYPE NIGHTMARE - KEEP ON PACKING AND SHIPPING - WHERE DID YOUR STATE SALES TAX GO AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PAY SALES TAX IN THE FIRST PLACE
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IF IT LOOKS LIKE HPSHOPPING.COM - COMPAQ OR HEWLETT PACKARD IT’S GOING TO BE ANOTHER ENRON TYPE NIGHTMARE - KEEP ON PACKING AND SHIPPING - WHERE DID YOUR STATE SALES TAX GO AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PAY SALES TAX IN THE FIRST PLACE DEPARTMENT
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"A Crackdown on Corporate Crime and Abuse The US needs to crack down on corporate crime, fraud and abuse that have just in the last four years looted and drained trillions of dollars from workers, investors, pension holders and consumers. Among the reforms needed are resources to prosecute and convict the corporate executive crooks and to democratize corporate governance so shareholders have real power; pay back ill-gotten gains; rein in executive pay; and enact corporate sunshine laws, among others” Crimes
BlogOneDos thanks Ralph Nader for the inspiration to pursue what is just. Excerpted from the
Ralph Nader For President Website /Issues / Corporate”
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The nightmare begins from “day-one” ‘cept in this horror show you never wake up until you have called every government agency, ... Globally, then you are threatened in writing or Email to return the items, you are threatened with theft or fraud of items shipped to you in someone else’s name, your credit is under attack placed under attack by the company you bought it from.
THE CORPORATE PLOT UNFOLDS
One would think that buying a new computer, a laptop wireless computer, a state of the art computer, a customized to your specifications computer, an expensive beyond your budget computer, would be somewhat exciting, a pleasant experience; had you not walked into the Freddie Krueger buzz saw of computer companies, HPshopping.com, a subset-sub-entity-sub-par-out-source division of the parent corporation HP Technology, Hewlett Packard of Palo Alto California. One would think that police brutality in the inner city would have nothing to do with such joyous events, one would think that corporate privilege would also be far removed from such times of pride in happy to have bought a Compaq computer. How wrong could one be!!!
All one has to do in these days of low interest hi competitive spirit of the times, where first time home buyers get $500,000 loans at the bargain interest rates of the century, is to go to a website order an “off-the-shelf” or custom configured computer or as they call the more upscale models, “a CTO”, “Configured to Order”, and as I call it THE NIGHTMARE. Slam bang thank you mama and your on your way as soon as it is delivered; WRONG HACKER BREATH, there are some “iffy” bumps in the road” to computer heaven;
a) when it is delivered or if it is delivered,
b) if it is new or refurbished or defective or damaged
c) you have sent back 3 keyboards and mouse(s) (or is that mice(s) or meece(s)), 1 Thumb drive, a very clever way of taking your private materials wherever you go and is 3 times smaller than your flip-cell phone. The item, a joy to own No Way! A total of 5 items returned and reordered, twelve times waiting for the shipment from hell to be delivered, then picked up only to
d) do it again, still counting, are the days and weeks and months rolling by after which you are still sitting with not one but two computers, the second and third computer shipped after the first defective one was returned, 2 Compaq Notebooks “configured-to-order” the “machines from hell”, still waiting for the appropriate Return Authorizations Labels designating the item you received as opposed to a misplaced item presumably someone else’s nightmare also held captive in the hellish scheme. The labels which never arrive, then the news hits home,
e) one of the state of the art cutting edge computers in your possession which does not belong to you, due to an attempt by the company(s) Hewlett Packard and Hpshopping.com to placate your sense and that that as a consumer you hold dear that you are entitled to get what you paid for, and must fight for such privilege,
f) the company(s) send you a computer that belongs to someone else after you have waited for FedEx to pick up these items, RA’ed (return authorized), multiple times over a five month period of time under the so called no questions asked 30 day return guarantee policy and you have not got the opportunity to use the item for what you had intended because you are too busy downloading and installing software, EXAMING THE NUMEROUS DEFECTIVE COMPONENTS, then wiping-out all the work only to have to send it back so you can wait another month to get to work...
Like clock work and quicksand the computers arrive by FedEx or picked up by UPS and the cycle of frustration starts over again like groundhog day.. Then there are the endless telephone queues (or is that, queue) waiting for “tech support professionals” to determine if the computer needs to be returned within the 30 day window no questions asked period. When called via telephone the “technical support professionals”, an overstated misnomer created by Microsoft after having graduated thousands of “"techies"” worldwide at taxpayer expense, would more aptly be named “the shareholder international tax drainage torture out-source squads, “corporate epaulet’s” as this author refers to the trigger mechanism of the corporate trap.
The epaulets exist at numerous “DOT.com” internet addresses. They are the united front of the multiples of multi-national companies across multiple continents who make it a practice to waste your time and tax dollar, paid to educate them; they exist in the 24 hour world across all time zones. Many are employed by the Converges Company a massive conglomerate partnered with Microsoft and HP, the design of which is that the company provides the international real estate and computer hardware that houses the “Epaulets”, support professionals. ‘Epaulets” are the spearhead of a global corporate featherbedding scheme which would make Enron executives envious, that make domestic union feather bedding of the past look like finch-down compared to the vulture-down of the support professionals.
The issue of the out-sourcing of these jobs will become the destruction of the American middle class when the companies that out-sourced their labor decide it is profitable to in-source (import) the labor ostensibly opening the borders to anyone who wears a corporate epaulet, their house keepers gardeners and auto-mechanics and taxi drivers having been part of the trans-border land rush immigration 10 years prior.
The chance of retirement fades with the exporting of our taxes across the borders by a politicians so arrogantly called the terminator.
The Horror! The future of insurrection on the horizon congress and unions will be helpless to stop the clamber of incense burning techies from china and India from prancing over the borders with expertise in competition with Americans that have humongous credit card debt, college loans to repay and minimum wage laws that prevent the competition from being on a level playing field with the itinerant grapes of Windows wrath! Microsoft having been punished by the United States Justice Department, loosing as much as 50 billion in the consent decree limiting the reach of the third party dominance the company places on third party uses has over the pre-installed software distributed by ”partners” of Microsoft.
It is almost a sacrilege to suggest that Microsoft should be precluded from monopolistic practices world wide. As if the company would be likely to be loyal to the American consumer public as would a home-grown nationalist might have been prior to WWII is at best naive. The promise of return of benefit to the American economy was diminished by the precipitous fall from grace of the DOT.COM at the turn of the millennium. The domestic tech support professional was critical to worldwide control of markets by Microsoft. The jobs domestically were out-sourced to India, Utah having lost employment ground to Microsoft’s Global strategy was the tip of the cash cow where the taxpayer was going to pay through the foreign screw department while the Justice Departments efforts to shackle Microsoft was discarded like King Kong un-shackled prior to climbing the Empire State Building and swatting the military as Fay Ray fainted dead away. No happy ending here, the plot thickens and the tax coffers thin, the inner city and the minority issues symbolized in King Kong were inhibited by the very tool created by Microsoft, the operating system. Bill Gates was on the world wide monitor, his momentum had been temporarily slowed, but his megalomania, ambition was not.
The freedom from domestic legal copyright and patent restrictions was strategically crucial to the company, seeking to arrest copyright privileges of consumers. The company in theory objected to domestic shackles to restrict consumers from copying the operating system software, But, the loss was significant to Microsoft, they were now literally and figuratively on the global monitor. But all there partners were not, as in Fantasia, Merlin’s broom closet was forced to accommodate a host more of brooms, Bill Gates had acquired partners he had not known existed and he was able to do all of this with a four dollar haircut and an Alfred E. Newman Smile.
The concept behind the objections to such limitations by the Justice Department charges by the company is quite simple. If they were not permitted to extends their dominance over such “casual pirates”, those who would dare to make multiple copies of the operating system for use on multiple home computers would not only dip into the pocket of Microsoft but would cripple their global aspirations . The question revolved around the source code and the out-sourcing of jobs. The underlying language of the Windows Operating System was at issue. Was the design of electronic intellectual property a patent or copyright issue? Could I create a hammer then under the patent, restrict someone who bought it from using it in more than one room of their home or giving it to a friend who wanted to build their own home with the hammer I designed. Could I restrict the use of the hammer by license. Bill went a step further, he partnered with companies like Hewlett Packard sold licenses to the company to place the software on the computers Hewlett Packard sold and then attempted to condition the consumers use of the computer hardware via the warranty rights that attached to the system.
But I digress with good reason:
Microsoft’s international aspirations strike at the heart of their claim that casual piracy infringements on private use are well founded. They are “patently” not! When looking at the structure of the out-source of companies “partnered” with Microsoft, having Military contracts and writing off their international blunders at the expense of the domestic employee pensions and stockholders and the small consumers that invest their futures in an operating system that does not correctly or effectively work with products their partners manufacture in countries that neither care or respect the good faith or commitment of the American marketplace and ultimately abuse the good faith of the consumer is the problem in capsulated. The blunders are nothing less than international bowel movements.
The problems are more complex than just a singular megalithic company partnering, while pitted against the wealth of the American taxpayer, when companies with military contracts like Hewlett Packard can not only avoid taxes but remove the taxpayer’s monies across the border the plot thickens, the demise of the American economy not unreasonably the consequence of the greed.
Megalithic multi-billion dollar corporations are now united in a manner of there most feared nemesis of the bygone era, communism. The nightmare haunting siren screams out, Corporate Hacks and rip-off of the world unite.
ENRONIZE NOW!
Good god they are free at last, to pillage at the behest of the American taxpayer while America’s very existence is threatened under the greed driven by leadership ignorance. When contacting the press room, Campaign to Elect Kerry for President after giving the press person the gist of the issues from product liability out-sourcing and tax theft, his retort was, this is not a campaign issue and then the phone went, click.
Yet the confusions of the Kerry campaign inner sanctum was not hip to a past public outcry by John Kerry who promises to recapture 12 billion dollars of lost revenue, if elected, losses due to global out-sourcing by corporate America. Denied as a campaign issue spreading, now freely, the corporate arrogance, its privatized corruption exploiting the tax dollar resources of private consumer sales as the Madame in a brothel who picks pockets of clients engaged in the fulfillment of their desires.
The stockholder along with the taxpayer (one-in-the same), inevitably pays for an hourly-wage-out-source-wish-come-true, a 7 to 12 hour support session across the international dateline at the expense of the customers’ “free time” good nature and fear of being “hanged-up, upon” (or is that “hung-up on”) or being accidentally disconnected during the call due to the local Telco (telephone company’s) problems with your DSL line only to be intentionally internationally disconnected in the hopes of India to “palm-you-off” (no “connection” to a palm-pilot”), on to the Canadians “a veritable support professional techie butcher shop, if it wasn't’t broke it soon will be” so as to get rid of the “tough warranty-problem customers” making the company support success rate appear as the quality control heaven it is not.
The bottom statistical line of the existence, look good for the stockholder, India in competition for the jobs with Canada. The customers are driven back, beat back to the phone queues if they are not cooperative, giving private information across local, state and international borders to employees that have no idea what the luxury and privilege of privacy is all about nor would they care if they did.
They demand under the guise of corporate policy to extract full social security numbers, opting for the last four numbers should a customer get irate about such arrogance in the name of corporate policy. The company(s) demand information that arguably only a proctologist or gynecologist would need.
The least of the consequence of such private information grab are that you may have subjected yourself to being spammed and exposed to computer virus and malware and badgered by email whence you know not where it emanated from unless you buy the upgraded versions of the 30 trial software that came with your computer whereby your warranty is voided if you do not use it. Might one suspect that the people that sold you the cure had created the virus?
Random chance plays heavily on your ability to get satisfaction after being placed back in the telephone queue, if you can remember why you called in the first place and not having hung up out of your own desire to express a non-professional manner of frustration. In testing these inadequacies of services having experienced them first hand confirming with Hewlett Packard the problem, this author logged 308 telephone calls in approximately five months in an attempt to resolve the company’s arrogant manner of dumping the problem on the paying customer. The sales force, the tech support consumer lines the commercial lines department, the military government contract department was also queried, then the corporate offices and finally the office of the CEO Carly Fiorina, a hard nose business woman emanating out of the bowels of Lucent technology now selling for little more than 3 dollars a share after having risen to the summit of over 100 less than 5 years ago. I digress; that is certainly an issue for further investigation. Continuing, India’s arch rival Canada, per-chance, picks the ailing customer problem out of the transferred call queue and gets stuck with the unsolvable problem when the customer gets re-queues-ed (that’s phonetically pronounced, “re-ca-weed”). Out-sourced the customer is hurled internationally back into the telephone queue by the “support-professional” in India.
The customer begins to catch wind of being of the serious issues after repeating this “real life computer game” procedure on the third go-round of returns and endless tech support contacts that do not find resolve, each time a “NEW” DEFECTIVE PRODUCT IS DELIVERED replacing the former defective product, the SUPPORT PROFESSIONAL(S) sessions are artificially prolonged beyond the ten minutes it should have taken, the sessions LASTING UP TO TWELVE STRAIGHT HOURS ACROSS THE GLOBAL DATELINE SPANNING 2 CALENDAR DATES, 11 TECH SUPPORT PROFESSIONALS CONTRIBUTING THEIR CONFUSIONS AS if they knew what they were doing, the stockholder paying the phone bill, the customer the Guinea-pig for the high tech high stakes product, they gamble the consumer’s time and financial credit, cannibalized by the defective products assembly line located in Shanghai China and Thailand, the manufacturer labor working for “coolie” wages. Does anyone doubt the Governor of California who insists he will bring the corporations back to America, while the World Headquarters of one very successful California major supplier of memory is presently under construction in Shanghai China.
But I digress again:
Such issues of out-sourcing had been observed first hand by this author, establishing a Wireless Microsoft Base Station MN700 configuration. The task involved 11 tech support people to do the deed at the expense of the shareholders, the two multi-national tech squads both in India and their counterparts in the United States simultaneously ripping the taxpayer/shareholder a new balance sheet. The MN700 is necessary for the wireless connection of a computer to the internet, providing such wonderful attractions to the computer world as wireless chat rooms at Starbucks and other gathering places other than the historical “Bar Scenes” meat shops now converted to nerd shops.
What is still further of notable interest, the fact of the same company, Hpshopping.com that sold me the item, separate entity, is a division of Hewlett Packard Company the “parent company partnered with Microsoft to provide such technical strategic wizardry melding the “united front” SKIMMING AMERICA domestically while globally attempting the same veiled dominance, not to mention the profitable arrogance of collecting taxes locally while exporting jobs wherever they go crippling free trade and commerce in the name and identity of free enterprise, it sure is but not in behalf of the for the American consumer.
THE ACTUAL TIME NECESSARY TO HAVE THE TASK COMPLETED WAS 15 MINUTES NOT 8 HOURS. CA-CHING, I HEAR ENRON STOCKHOLDERS TURNING IN THEIR PREMATURE GRAVES
One often gets consoled when bringing the absurdity to the attention of HP Corporate Headquarters in the United States. THE CUSTOMER RELATIONS Advocate experts identify the exorbitant time frame necessary to resolve technical issues as one of language, despite the fact everyone is speaking English. As for the 45 minutes to get someone to attempt to resolve the issues only after one is sucked into the telephone queue, one never does get resolve nor does the continuing anguish of the customer experiences ever fade, a case number is only sometimes assigned to the nightmare that has no sunny morning coffee break, the horror, the horror, it just keeps going month after month ... and they wonder why Ralph Nader runs for office, might it be that he had owned or presently owns 4.5 million dollars of Cisco, a company that makes the uplink switching for ground-to-satellite-to-ground communications, the stuff the big boys use for high speed information transfers!!!
The “mullet-customer”, as perceived by one sadistic sales person named Jason at HpShopping.com (The name Jason seems to be a favorite alias used by the sales personnel, claiming the U.S. Homeland Security Act allows for such evasive tactics to protect the company privacy at the expense of the customer sanity even though the sales people are in Canada. Works for me, but isn’t the Homeland Security Act supposed to protect me from marauding rip-offs in Canada who seek to unload defective product as a custom and practice.
The defective computers go back to China with personal recoverable private information still in data form on the hard drives rife for the picking. Might this also be at issue with U. S. Military contracts and returns of defective merchandise?
The BlogOneDos, got suspicious of the alias routine after three sales representatives, their supervisors and customer service employees within 60 minutes stated their names as being, you got it, Jason. Suspicion was heightened, when one female sales person, the fourth imposter, said that her name was also Jason while referring to the inquiry about 0% financing, the customer was referred to as the “mark”, “...the “mark” (the customer) she described, “gets ample time to contemplate their navel while meditating on why any company gives 0% interest and 0 payments for twelve months.” I am still pondering the remark... OM!
Not to wonder anymore, the unsuspecting “mark” is 5 of the 12 months into the re-queue-ed support professionalism, the repetition of RETURN MERCHANDISE NIGHTMARE darkening, as the consumer is ultimately enlightened, the finance company’s invoice, a revealing factor, “hits home”. The customer does not have the guaranteed satisfaction having been satisfied after numerous items have been returned and then repurchased, or for that matter the rebate, has not been rebated, absent is a discernible itemized accounting, the discount coupons impossible to track as credited, nor are the price reductions and price guarantees been decipherable, nor has the “new” CTO, customized computer” as ordered 4 months prior been finally delivered, missing still the joy, the peace of mind you originally expected, nor have you completed your work, the reason for the purchase in the first place. If you had a mind to begin with, it was out-sourced, left at the end of the corporate gold-brick road. Looming is a penalty of full interest accrued for twelve months if the confusions are not resolved and pay-off is not honored 100% to the penny, paid by the 12th month. The consumer has now been identified as “MARK”
Though you may be inclined to think that the price of computers is dropping, computers do not come cheap these days, the one I ordered was more than $2300 dollars including the so called EXTENDED warranty services. As the interest accrues at a prevailing rate of almost 19% in the event the terms of full payment have not been met by judgment day, the 12th month. As the plot thickens one begins to see that the impossible quest of figuring out the cost of items purchased and repurchased and returned and then returned again and again, the interest clock ticks... Tick tock tick tock.
As the Finance POLY-TICKS keep ticking the time trap is set to catch the unsuspecting customer in the corporate credit dungeon. In order to avail oneself of the very attractive looking package that should place anyone at ease about such an ambitious expenditure, one must hurdle past the Hindi common screw department, when seeking technical support. But, not to stop there one encounters the blue screw department immediately after the common screw department, you see, ...India throws support professional bodies at defective products as an innovative technical solutions scheme dividing the products into model and serial numbers whereby the specialization is geared for the richest of the Hindi commodities, human confusion. Enter the “Golden Screw” professionals. But, India ingenuity does not stop there as you are led to believe, by being passed to the next department, the Golden Screw Department;” it will be the last stop, yes the last stop before the phone goes click and your in the phone queue level 1 again which has been re-named in your absence to the royal screw department and you then hear a recorded announcement,
“If you want to make a call, hang-up and try again.”
I must herein remark that never has anyone in India presented themselves in a hostile or impolite fashion, in fact that is the disarming technique of a people who have mastered the art of devotional love to ideals which are as powerful and disarming as any attempt to be non-professional. Now! If that type of professionalism does not add insult to injury or might not have been enough to prompt you to express, “expletive deletive” ( a term reminiscent of the Nixon years) one needs to realize that the jobs market in India as cheap yet over-qualified as the labor might be is still subject to competition for the jobs with Canada.
The Canadian contingency has one big ego tripping competitive head-trip game as interesting as any international Olympic Games had you the customer not been the official game, jump-ball. Apparently, confusions are created by manipulation of identifying numbers the stuff that excuses and White lies are made of until they become the stuff of bait and switch of products that have plausible denial as a cover to their scandalous arrogance and defective manufacture. You, as customer, are ordered, to do what they say or lose the warranty service.
As one submits to overbearing dominance you are instructed to destroy your data and wipe out the hard disc causing the necessity for the product to be returned and the month long wait for another customized computer is visited on your by-pass surgeon, once again.
Now we come to the smoking gun;
THE SMOKING GUN OR MORE APTLY PUT
SMOKING COMPUTER
Serial numbers, product numbers and model numbers seem to add to the infighting that India passes to Canada when they are hard pressed to address the problems of the customers technical support needs. They are given incentives to get the job done quick and efficiently, so states Nipun, a Hindi based employee who described the team effort, where India is pitted against the Canadian “epaulets,” the “support professionals.”
From the clients perspective the NUMBERS are supposed to be just another way to determine,
WUZ IN THE BOX or WHOSE COMPUTER is IN THE BOX when the BOX is IN THE HOUSE
But as fate would have it "Wuz in the box ? and Whose it belongs to? and Whose gonna fix it?" is attached to the numbers game and if the numbers do not match then nobody is gonna fix it under the warranty or accept return for the box so you git another fresh nightmare.
The problem relative to this concept is that it caps out as being an ill spirited, misconcieved hair brained scheme of internal-out-source-competition. The warring factions forget the sufferings of the customer getting disconnected after 1 hour in the queue, the caller’s only crime, desiring relief from yet another “new” defective computer.
Now the issue becomes the stuff that make dog whistles so attractive. You can call the dog home and nobody hears it but you and the dog or until BlogOneDos blows the whistle. Such compromise of a NEW COMPUTER is treacherous and requires that each and every aspect of a new system be scrutinized to the nth degree. Might this be the Chinese retailation with Americans for bugging a 707 sold to the President of the Peoples Reepublic. Part of the company justification for continually sending the BlogOneDos computer after computer and key board and mouse after keyboard and mouse is the way in which the company utilizes the intelligence factor of the customer to monitor the products coming in from China. Throw another computer at the customer and see what passes for acceptable defects.
During one enduring episode of tech support configuring a "new" defect and installing the O.E.M. Software, it was discovered after assigning the customary user name that the computer came up with someone elses name... a cryptic NUMBER that said
"You are #G4 0934u2fu, ( The names have changed to protect the innocent). The name as described attached itself to any name that was created as a user on the computer and did not disappear nor did it appear in a visible customary fashion it was discoverd per chance.
Not Until the BlogOne Dos figured out that such antics were the stuff of spy movie games whereby the "manufacturer or other interested parties" could regain the private data contained on the system when returned to China or given to another unsuspecting "mark".
Homeland Security could care less includee in that the FBI and CIA.
The resolve of the issue if caught could have been address with a lengthy computer low level format had the computer not been formated in such a manner that removal of the "unremovable" sector would void the warranty. It must be said that this was not a virus because it came "factory" pre-installed with "the New defective computer"
So, if you catch them cheating, they void your warranty. The pursuit of the issues entail the customer being passed between software companies and hardware companies... and one never sleeps in the hell hole of 24 hour tech support.
Issues of protecting ones private telephone numbers and security and getting a timely return call after being dropped multiple times makes the warranty service not practical, internationally. Failure to receive a return call is common.. Client, corporate relationships become stressed and are consequential for the complete breakdown of the communications essential to resolve problems. The author finds Hewlett Packard and Hpshopping.com to be a mash pit of failed sales support and product quality control associated with high ticket products. The obligations of responsibility is continually passed from scores of departments until frustration is the only product the company(s) sells.
The ability to reconnect to the support professional half -way-round the world is near impossible , if at all, in less than 45 minutes.
The caller is passed down an international gauntlet, a procession of “support professionals” not recognizing the data base identifying numbers including your “address physical”, as opposed to but also including your “address non-physical” your social security number and your product identifying numbers.
After 20 minutes of intake you are chastised due to your lack of professionalism when screaming in the telephone and pulling-out the last patches of hair you have left on your head... And your computer is only 12 hours “new” but forever defective.
My wife knew less about me after 25 years of marriage than the support professionals on three continents.
Product Serial number and tracking numbers in advance of the shipment merchandise would obviate many of the problems that ensued identification being a massive problem when considering international identify theft and the breakdown of HP world wide communications and out-source scheme. When considering this last issue, one must not get in bed with the serial number confusions being manipulated by the out-sourced company and the sales force of Hpshopping.com unless you want the greedy types to threaten fraud and theft after they ship you products you did not order and then demand you send them back. Beware! Your problems never having resolve, Along about now in your abduction of your good faith and nature the company asks you to take a customer satisfaction survey… DUH! Pass the cyanide!!! If that “in’t” enough nightmares department: We now come to the real beef;
PANHANDLING FOR TAX DOLLARS
where the gold in “dem dere hills” is found!
0 % 0 PAYMENTS FOR 12 MONTHS
One begins to glean the attraction of the here kitty kitty, at the heart of buying one of these “dot com mind-traps” is a Venus fly trap, the opportunity to not pay for the items for 12 months. …No interest and not payments for 12 months.
5 months into the finance game, the company is offering a buy back for the same price you paid after you have spent hundreds of hours waiting in queue, reformatting, testing dysfunctional batteries, being passed to Microsoft’s international rat maze so as to verify that the problems you are experiencing are hardware related and not software related. Then it dawns on you that you have been dealing with corporate veils across state and international borders and they have charged you $200 dollars local sales tax and the company writes off the expenses while yanking your chain in multiple fiscal years, ... and the stockholder never sees the international bottom line Like stealth aircraft moving across the horizon in the night the tax dollars disappear across the border and around the world to India and Canada. The company buying favors of employment while the consumer gets the hang-up.
The California Out-of-State-auditor is helpless, often too limited in their abilities to chase the missing sales tax funds across state lines let alone international borders. Then to add insult to highway robbery the sales tax sections of exemptions are written into the state codes which protect the friends of the governor, holding them harmless if found to be doing business within the state, the loopholes interface with the rebates, price guarantee, price drops and discount coupons. The consumer is burdened with the tax and the arrogance of the company providing the golden and royal screw services as a standard included in the price.
Few give the tax collector a second thought, except when the consumer is asked to cover the deficit of their leadership having provided the incentives for corporate America to vault across the border like Mexican immigrants heading in the opposite direction… no wonder there little to no interest in border control there is so much activity coming and going, the corporations leaving with your tax dollar and the Mexican human flood have-nots following the road to the age old American dream.
This author has little lost love for the tax collector but when the Governor, wears $17,500 dollar boots, asks the California taxpayer to cough up a $17 billion dollar bond issue and his supporters are given the green light to jump across state and national borders, evading issues of ethical and moral content, if not legally questionable, one needs only to look at the vacuum the lost tax dollar growing impact, accumulating the seeds of in the inner city collapse, once again, where the police resolve problems in fighting crime violently ravaging the first hit areas of tax drain, illustrating oh so graphically, the plight of the inner city, subjected to violence driven by out-sourcing jobs and opportunity. The “flight” of corporate America to counties states and countries ready to work sometimes for 40 to 70 percent less. the design of such behavior is reminiscent of the white-flight of the mid 70’s where the issue was bussing of students from inner cities to the neighbors getting the tax buck or vice in an attempt to resist the social engineering precluding the have-nots from the benefits of society. The irony is that the same reactionary corporate structure of the 70’s is targeting a political hot-potato, a strategy, of a burning prophetic nature, the brutality that awaits a city void of the tax dollar. The vacuum of funding creates poverty zones cementing the potential of a inner city unrest, a legacy that cities like Los Angeles know oh so well. In the parlance of the very powerful hardware peddlers around the world, the omissions of conscience are a “NULL” abstaining from their “homeland obligations” grabbing only, for the shrinking profits of a market heading south since the late 90’s they create the environments, the seeds of their maniacal informational scheme to rule the world has no limits they also take the tax dollar with them. The corporation takes the tax dollar ear marked for community improvements improving their bottom lines leaving behind the rampage to come.
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In checking with the board of Sales and Use tax division, in this case, the California State Board of Equalization, the Board has a difficult time in collecting un-paid taxes by major corporations in a state that is panhandling the taxpayer for billions of dollars of bond issues in a failing budget battle pitted against Arnold Shwarzenegger and his supporters none other than HP, Hewlett Packard, reporting revenues of 19 Billion Dollars last year against the reluctant Californian constituency who has been “Enron-ed” to near bankruptcy. 60 billion in debt. Californians are continually asked for more taxes when the contributors to the governor’s coffers “out-source” their fair share... CONSTITUENTS JOBS AND THEIR FUTURES!
There is a hole in the bucket. One staff member within the office of finance wishing to remain anonymous referred to the matter retorting, “This is not new.”
BlogOneDos did not invent crime and most crime is not new, but the comment raises anger. If it is not new then you have certainly had 30 years, enough time to contemplate your own government navels and come up with a resolution to prevent riots in our inner cities because friends of government get to be privileged in our courts and congress while foreign based companies gut the resources of a great city like Los Angeles the gateway to the orient not a scavenged carcass of industry.. THE SAME Governor of the state that boasts the 5th largest economy in the world, CALIFORNIA, GOVENOR SWARZNEGGER, produced and starred in TOTAL RECALL, A FILM made in Mexico for a budget of $25 Million Dollars,. Only objection here considering the needy condition of Mexico is the fact that Californians elected a governor who is supposed to be an American representing the best interest of Californian not feeding the insatiable greed of global industry in exchange for a long shot at a run for the presidency. This author believes that the odds for that to happen are slim to none.
The Governor makes idol claims; he is going to bring business back to California. I think he will succeed only after he has exported all the jobs and all the services to BOMBAY, NEW DEHLI, BANGLORE, BRITISH COLUMBIA NOVA SCOTIA AND THAILAND SHANGHAI AND MANILA in an effort to export an American crusade around the world.
This opinionated journalist, the BlogOneDos, wonders if the terminator will terminate his supporters ploy, continue looking the other way on issues of taxes owed Californian’s, forgive his supporters that portion of the unpaid taxes due hidden in the accountant’s secret handbooks, while further burdening the taxpayer in the tradition of Ronald Reagan blaming the ills of deficit on out of control government. Our Governor is panhandling for the privileged. He apparently sees the taxpayer, the “mark” consumer dollars galore, dollars to cover the ENRON executives and the lingering Enron debt, miraculously finding a billion tax dollars in the Indian Reservation gaming rooms as he eyes union pension funds that built the casinos. This game is more like a squirrel finding the hidden nuts.
The governor taxes, the government does not collect the tax, and then the government needs more tax... makes perfect sense if you are part of the privileged class that can afford to wear $17,500 hand made boots like the governor while the inner-city alleged felon gets bludgeoned in the streets because a vacuum of finance is being removed to China, Canada, India and the Philippines The consumer is getting the remanufactured parts, products infused back into the system under the watchful eye of the “Governor” who is committed to bringing business back to California.. . Looks good on the books... but where are the books? The problem resides in the state tax codes and friends of the governor who short change the customers and the state. The BlogOneDos refers the reader to the California Sales Tax website
http://www.boe.ca.gov/sutax/topdebt.htm
(to link to the site hold cntrl key click while pointing to the link)
To see the top ten abusers of the sales tax in the State of California. There are abuses in every state.
Resources that could be putting more police on the streets, have better health care for the undocumented, more education for the buck, more drivers documentation for the foreigner and to the community services that are dearly needed for emergency situations as if this issue is not such an emergency. The Board of Equalization website is one piece of work, illustrating the tip of the iceberg that confirms that for every million dollar abuser “in-State”, corporate crime pays.
The billion dollar companies move their pea and shell game across international borders making the game one of catch as catch can vs. Corporate party line retort mouthed by the Governor that bringing business back to California is the first priority ...albeit, if you believe that one, I have a bridge in Brooklyn that is for sale... no sales tax will be charged if shipped out-of-state. I suggest we begin selling the government to the highest bidder but I fear we have already embarked upon that endeavor!
Which brings me to the HOME STRETCH? If I were lord, no too ambitious, If I were President, no, too impossible, if I were Governor of California, yes, anyone can obtain that office, my insider friends could make on average 8% “right off the top profit accounting line”, GROSS” gross sales! Considering General Motors often “caps-out” at less than 3% of the net, I would certainly opt for taking a hike across the Canadian border and give the jobs to India who can provide services for $375 a month for educated high quality professionals who hang the phone up on customers if the spirit moves them.
Now! The BlogOneDos never complains unless there is a remedy a resolve to this unique grab for the booty. BolgOneDos suggests that what is good for the gooses is good for the VULTURE... to wit:
TRUE GLOBALIZATION VS MULTI-NATIONAL GLOBAL CRONYISM
EXPORT THE GOVERNORS STAFF TO CANADA AND INDIA AND FOR THAT MATTER EXPORT AND OUT SOURCE THE ENTIRE BUSH GOVERNMENT TO CHINA.
LET 'EM EAT CAKE IT IS MORE THAN THE INNER CITY POOR ARE EATING!!!
As of press time the governor is threatening to make part time the offices of our legislators, because he has a political budget black eye. I almost agree with the hackneyed politic used more as a threat than a viable concept as in Oregon. I whole heartedly would proffer, a counter offer.
I would cut deeper, start with the Los Angeles, department of housing, (go three levels deep ) into the LOS ANGELES DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING Enforcement Division then head for the upper management who is not guilty of being a referral service they are guilty of not answering the telephone, ever!. Even the secretaries have voice mail.
REMEMBER THE GOVERNORS PROMISE TO CLEAN HOUSE TO WIT: AND CONSIDERING HIS $17,500 BOOTS LETS ALL SING TOGETHER;
OH GIVE ME A HOME WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM AND I'LL GIVE YOU A DIRTY HOME.
ONLY THING THE GOVERNOR CLEANED WAS THE TAXPAYERS' CLOCK!!
Then proceed down the list, of all STATE government staff, statewide starting with the governors office and for every day shift of 10 hours saved,
EMPLOY A COP ON THE BEAT… WALKING THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEAT, HAVE AN AUCTION OF THE GOVERNORS BOOTS AND DONATE THE MONEY TO THE FAMILY'S OF THE POLICE THAT HAVE DIED DEFENDING WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE EQUITABLE RULE OF LAW.
EMPLOY A CONSTRUCTION WORKER OR A CASINO UNION MEMBER OR SOMEONE TO STOP THE EFFLUGENTS OF DIRTY INDUSTRY FINDING ITS WAY INTO THE WATER TABLE VIA THE SEWER SYSTEMS
EMPLOY THE PUBLIC WORKS PEOPLE EMPLOY THE SHIRT-SLEEVES WILLING IMMIGRANTS YEARNING TO BE FREE AND WORK HARD FOR THE PRIVILEGE
EMPLOY THE DISABLED WHO WILL WORK JUST AS HARD AS ANYONE NOT PUMPING AIR THROUGH THEIR LIPS LIKE THE GOVERNOR PUMPING TAXES OUT OF STATE TO HIS SUPPORTERS "ENRONIZING CALIFORNIA" SETTING A TONE FOR THE NATIONAL ELECTIONS OF BUDGET TYRANNY
THEN GIVE THE REST OF THE JOBS TO OREGON WEST VIRGINIA, NEW MEXICO, UTAH AND 20 MORE ON THE LIST THAT WOULD NOT HANG THE PHONE UP LIKE THE GOLDEN SCREW ROYAL RIP OFFS IN INDIA AND CANADA
OUT SOURCE THE GOVERNOR TO AUSTRIA AND TELL HIS INDOLENT CORPORATE SUPPORTERS TO GO FETCH THE TAXES AND BRING IT BACK OR SPEND SOME TIME WITH KENNETH LAY AND TELL THE NON PRODUCTIVE UNION BOSSES WHO SAY THEY ARE WORKING ON THE PROBLEM FOR A LONG TIME WHILE THEY STACK THE OFFICES OF GOVERNMENT WITH INDOLENT INSIDERS, NON-PRODUCTIVE GOVERNMENT STAFFERS DRAINING THE TAX DOLLAR SETTING THE TONE FOR RACE RIOTS IN THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE.
I'LL PACK THE GOVERNORS LUNCH WHEN HE TAKES THE HIKE ACROSS THE BORDER WITH HIS FRIENDS!
Am I biased…. Am I a hopeless romantic, a zealot, a dreamer? No! I am mad as hell and a Cold Hearted Stone Sober Realist!!!
and I am an American born in America!
A part-time government as well as an out source government raises questions of CRONYISM which has recently drawn attention to the need to scrutinize surrounding communities where government staffers, hard up for more buck, the employees supplementing their incomes by "cornering the part-time opportunities in POLITICKS, in the small town market"; in a conflict-of interest, they manipulate this insidious poly-tick of the smaller cities surrounding larger communities. Creating the double-breasting-right-wing conspiracy! The political hacks looking to perpetuate their whimpish authority upon anyone they can. They become POLY-STAFFERS, (POLITICAL-STAFFERS), "The Trigger Mechanism" for the hellish nighmare that is to follow;
Already compromised is objectivity in numerous areas of state and local government not the least of which is the awarding of contracts in return for political support… So, what's new? What's new is the backside, the staffers utilize their employment exposure to access the big-wig politicians and corporate types, so as to show favoritism in return for support in turning the small town Mayoral jobs into windfall profits while their staff jobs and consulting services are suspect, a plausable seedling of a cancer which I call “Out-source-inbred-cronyism.” The inner city now worse off than ever becomes the inner sanctum by virtue of the exclusion from the quality jobs. The seeds of which gave the world a...
POLITICAL EQUIVALENT TO THE CAST OF DELIVERANCE AND A GOVERNOR THAT WANTS TO LEAD THE REPUBLICAN MOB of SUPPORTERS TO THE WASHING MACHINE OF GLOBAL ECONOMIC SALVATION FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE CHILDREN
IN ORDER TO BE EQUITABLE,
THE PART-TIME -OUTSOURCING OF GOVERNMENT GOLD-BRICK JOBS IS BLOGONEDOS' EXCLUSIVE CONCEPT .
No one is to blame politically except the BlogOneDos who believes , do the right thing and do the difficult thing and that does not mean the political hack indolent club raises taxes because they are too dumb to be creative and do the hard work. ...And it does not mean giving the jobs to China and India having to learn Chinese and Hindi, It means take the control back! Then manage it domestically or get out-sourced! If you don't, YOUR FIRED!!!
The concept is not so far fetched when you think about it. There are many states in the USA that would "bite at the bit" to get a piece of the non-essential action, to compete for California's government jobs out-sourced at a competitive price , similar to the way the Sheriffs personnel are often contractually out-sourced (marginally out-sourced, rented to locals that cannot afford to supply there own police force due to the high rate of per-capita expense for uniforms, squad cars and pension and retirement benefits to name a few, not to mention the loss of revenues impacting the smaller communities more than the larger ones. Then there are those government jobs that are more apt to be carried out as a referral service from one department to the other... you know like India and the common screw, blue screw, golden, screw departments., whereby you get referred from one office of government to another and another until you get sent from the Department of Defense to the Parking Enforcement in the mythical country of OZ.
Gee Whiz! What is good for the goose is good for the vulture, like all of those patrol cars with high tech satellite surveillance equipment, who is getting the sweet contract to sell those used vehicles when they are less than "new", like who gets the ones that are not in the public auctions Does China get the information in the data base. also? Who gets the returned government hard discs with all the private information on the discs, are they going back to China? Do we have a Cabinet Czar of Chinese data bases.
The reader has been this news route many times before, where one tries to call the FBI or the CIA and issues of Homeland Security becomes don’t bother us we get paid to bother you.
OUT-SOURCE 'EM’! If they give you a telephone number and say call them... OUT-SOURCE THEM, West Virginia needs the work, so does Oregon, so does New Mexico, and so does India. If the governor’s office sends you to the Mayor of your city relative to a state issue, OUT-SOURCE the Governors staff... The hourly wage will be lower and the Governor will be able to experience first hand the frustration of the corporate turn the other cheek routine and the “queue!” Accountability is the issue here;
In 1789 we the people did not get out of bed on a sub-zero morning to vote for a government referral service and get the royal screw hang-up. We voted for the stuff wherein a proactive government does not mean we look for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, after we know the weapons have been smuggled back into the USA after we the people sold Iraq the equipment to generate weapons grade bacteria.
Whether it is old news or new news, moral or ethical or legal to require tax be collected, before new tax is approved, where budget is predicated on priority of crime vs. priority of privilege, for the friends of elected government.
We the people, must seek to find if there is a strata of privilege whereby one pays tax and the friends of the elected officials enjoy a tax holiday. A tax never being paid is different than tax being collected by independant agents of the the State then denied the attention to the details that would fill the coffers of the general fund is moot, but what is not moot is that there is a difference between not paying tax and that of collecting tax and keeping it. Passing it across international borders and then out-sourcing the jobs paid for with tax dollars and the loss of revenues to the thieves. Stealing health benefits, peaceable habitable, future potentials for the constituents after the flood gates of the borders have been opened turning the civil order into civil disobedience and then riots in the streets, as never before.
Was this not Nixonian Democracy where the IRS was targeting citizens while profits of war were being spirited in weapons smuggled from one Warring country only to be sold at a later time to the next incursions. The tax payer losing more than taxes, they lost their children. The president sought audits while the making his target list and checking it twice? If you were not for the man, you were agin’ the most power hungry megalomaniac in the history of the United States, setting the stage to dismantle the tax structure of America to take it global under the guise it is good for business. It was, for the friends of government, not the taxpayers of America..
How fast we forget. After all China speaks the language of Republican Global out-sourcing and the World Trade Organization. Globalized, efficient business is re-invented, to encompass reselling of defective merchandise, India trouble shoots issues of defective products befuddled, confused by the numbers ploy of multiple data bases, the issues are passed to Canada, repackages the products, perverting the contractual terms of finance, “if found”, after return, never satisfying the disgruntled customers, as the Canadian contingency ships yet another dysfunctional product. The next dysfunction if not found by the customer within 30 days of receipt, the replacement served to effectively bait and switch an individual into terms of replacement and warranty as opposed to no-questions-asked-return policy whereby a used product becomes legal compensation for the original "new one purchased" but now falls outside the time frame of returning the product no questions asked.
The consumer has been "switched" once again when the new product replacement which is defective, for the old dysfunctional product. The customer gets a new problem insuring continued employment growth, for the Canadians, whose implied competitive motto, “if”, it in”t broke we don’t fix it we break it, then we will replace it with another defective product with a different defect.
A business corrupt scheme like this taking place under the nose of the Governor, while the Governors supporters, Hp, out-sources the bookkeeping, elected a Governor that is” blind” to the practice yet when informed refers the State issue to the Mayor of Los Angeles.
Hp.com attempts to intimidate the the unsuspecting customers while at arms length from their subsidiary, while reaping the benefits of sales tax via the permit that they carry, or was that raping the benefits.
And then there is China… but that is the subject of another encyclopedia.
The Governor then promises to bring business home or was that bring the jobs home or was it to import the alien labor force in the future to the dismay of the unions... hmm.
This theme is echoed by the terms used by the software industry “beta version and Release version of software; to Wit; a Microsoft beta version means, Microsoft has isolated a bug in the software is addressing the resolve of the problem as opposed to Release version, Microsoft has still got a software problem bug, but the customer is going to pay for the hunt for the solution; Ergo, The Technical Support Professional is born, and the consumer tax dollar goes to kingdom-come and thy will be done. The way it was... and can be again; A company must provide for the ability for you to physically pick up an item within the State and to have a “point of presence” in that State in order to derive the right to charge sales tax, “if” they have a California permit to do so as applies in this example. Each state has its’ own way of dealing with the drainage, the Corporate Sucks” issue.
They avoid confronting out-source violators like congress avoids the campaign reform issues, maybe they are one and the same, the resources move across international borders. Hpshopping.com is said to have such presence in Sunnyvale, California, so states an unnamed employee of Hewlett Packard and Hpshopping.com but when attempting to find the company in Sunnyvale ones does not find the company or the permit.
To the contrary, and UPON INVESTIGATION OF THE FACTS; Hpshopping.com does not have a permit to collect sales tax nor do they have a direct line telephone to their alleged headquarters in California, nor are they located in Sunnyvale, California as the “consumer / shopper” is led to believe. In this case HpShopping.com claims that they are represented as headquartered in Sunnyvale California but to date have no telephone number whereby a consumer may resolve issues within the United States or have we the American people out-sourced the issues of local taxation internationally.
When purchasing a computer product via telephone or internet. the customer is routed to Nova Scotia or Ontario Canada, where Hpshopping.com seems to nest their sales force vultures. The tele-service “washing machine” revolves around Hewlett Packard. “Hewlett Packard, ,“as parent corporate” the claims contact for Hpshopping.com out-sourcing their customer grief in a circle-jerk pass the disgruntled to Hewlett Packard Company in California. HP, the parent company, denies any obligation of satisfying issues of Hpshopping customers in the United States, where any involvement they may have to resolve an issue is a result of an act of no legally binding random benevolent courtesy while they assist in resolution of issues which range from taxation without representation (remember that catch phrase) to refurbished or regurgitated defective products being sold as new to confusing the issues so as to shift the blame back across the international border. One begins to wonder about how the Military contracts are handled on a national level; Is Hewlett Packard held to different standards than the consumer??? One would begin to think that one has a better chance of winning the California lottery than getting a computer that does not take 5 months to get one that works.
One needs to ponder the fact that this company sells computers to our military.... It might be equally difficult to find where the Scud missile went if guided by these computers as to find where or to who your original customized ordered computer went. BlogOneDos poses rhetorically, the question, what has happened to the once great reputation of a company started in 1939?
Then there is Compal, Twinwill, Unwell, Matrix, and Clevo, the 5 major hosts of O.D.M Original Design Manufactured computers, they design, assemble and ship the high tech marvels of confusions that have more identifying numbers pasted all over the shipping boxes and hardware and relied on by the tech services, than India has support professionals who know what they mean and Canada and Malaysia have, to misplace and manipulate them. The computers these five companies manufacture permeate almost all international marketing and sales organizations similar in nature to Hewlett Packard. China and Thailand coordinate the parts assembly and then ship to replacement parts and finished computer technology globally to unsuspecting “marks” not having a clue that somewhere in the world someone has waited a month for a computer that was shipped from the manufacturer from Hell. As consumer I ”Opinionate”, having ordered a computer delivered with more than 25 identifying bar code numbers not to mention Microsoft’s activation numbers which are a sequence of 42 numbers which cause your computer to crash if one does not do as they ordered by Microsoft’s, “Epaulets” to do as they order, with the computer that belongs to the customer but falls under the license of a third party software corporate dominance standing behind Hewlett Packard having bought licenses to sell the altered software, tweaked if you will, to facilitate the “idiosyncrasies” of a CTO, configured to order computer. Now I thought the Justice department settled this issue some time back... Who might be looking the other way on this monopoly issue?
Nah can’t be the Republican’s, they never would do that, now, would they?
The “corporate orders are tantamount to “firm-policies” often misinterpreted and misleading, espoused by the epaulets luring the customer into a deeper morass of financial obligation and time suck than is bargained for. The customer is led to believe that if the OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer’s Software (MICROSOFT), if removed from the hardware that the consumer bought and owns, such act will void the extended warranty which explains more fully the Royal Screw Departments and being disconnected from India where the technical departments are partnered with Microsoft and the Converges Corporation. The bottom Line... Compaq-Hewlett Packard and Hpshopping .com in the immortal paraphrase of Ralph Nader, Hewlett Packard Corporate and Compaq are “unsafe at any CPU speed...”
The Computer hardware marketers, and software companies, make a wish and gang-up on the customer coupled with China’s gang of five. They do not manufacture computers that are quality controlled, nor adequately support the problems that arise as a consequence of such loss of corporate organization control nor offer a price that is worth the nightmare of purchasing one, two three or anything they sell, buy, buy back or foist on the unsuspecting public, not limited to refurbished or regurgitated or offer items in good faith with regard to respect for verbal agreements.
stay tuned for the manefest of prejudice....
Chapter II
To be continued: LOOPHOLES, Coupons galore, price drops and return guarantees, discounts and more, corporate waste of shareholders dollars, rebate nightmares and devotees of the virgin of the tight fist, threats of theft and fraud galore, missing computer for 24 hours and more,
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Friday, April 09, 2004
Global Conceptions Condoms CloningI was attending a medical conference at UCLA today. While waiting for an associate at the student medical facilities I encountered deep conceptualization of epiphanolypitic proportions. (Wuz dat mean?)On the counter in the waiting room next to the "Free take-one" basket of peppermint candies was another basket, also free, containing lightly lubricated condoms. I was not astounded at the anti-contraception-conception concept at all, in fact I am totally in support of such contraceptive concepts. What astounded me was the loss of jobs as a result of the marketing aspect and the realization that Arnold "the-confusinator-Govenor of California" had missed another opportunity to bring employment and business back to California. So, What in the world is BlogOneDos talking about now, you might inquire.... please bare with me and the naked facts shall set you free. You see, the condoms were Made in Japan ... geez, when I was a kid I used to get wax teeth, rainbow candy buttons on an endless ribbon and two steel balls in a plastic cast of a woman where you had to lift the highly polished steel ball out of the sockets so seductive placed to get guaranteed giggles from any second grader.... all the items were "Made in Japan". Condoms in the 1950's were used primarily for water ballons thrown from the rooftops at your ... um... friends. Today condoms are as common as candy and obviously used to reduce the spreading of seed, disease and increase the spreading of legs. Now, what gets me is the concept of Globalism here, not the concept of conception or the lack thereof.... Not only is the university at southern California purchasing large quantities of foreign made condoms but the last laugh is on us domestically. America is first in space almost first in research, a great nation of science and industry but we cannot any long make a claim that our condoms can hold water.... We truly have slipped to the second rate level of a nation that can no longer compete for the honor of being first in lightly lubricated condoms.... On the flip side maybe our heavy crude condom is still unchallenged because those Washington politicians are more apt to take prophylatic measures regarding their own condominiums and oil interests.I guess, as they say the squeaky wheel gets the heavy crude condom. And lord only knows that those skum bags in Washington are needed as often or more often than on the local level of our Universities.... So, the question is "how come" the Japanese have the juice to get the job of distributing condoms....? Was fairness and equitability adhered to in light of competitive market testing the items or was it one of those "inside jobs" a top secret black box survey, hidden behind closed doors on the campus? Did they grease the palm of some administrator while the body parts division was selling organs out the back door of the medical research department... Are Asians not only getting the top honors and spots at the university but the top marketing access at the candy concession? Will sushi replace the "healthy" Big Macs on the college campus and condoms made in Japan replace the three musketeers in the candy machine?As a result of my Epiphany I have decided that I will only take 96 credits next quarter at UCLA. I guess if one hangs out at the candy dish... one finds out where the sweets are and action is!!! .....aaaaand what the hell I can go on government grants and get free condoms to boot. Viva Viagra!!!! Now as to cloning.... yep!!! You got it! With all the asian condoms floating around the American Universities "campusi's" no wonder there is a necessity to clone something... What I ultimately object to is that my seed is being limited by a global concern selling condoms across international borders and the skum bag industry is costing us more jobs... First the computer tech support jobs cross the borders to India and Canada and then the skum bags industry collaspes like gray market steel in the 80's destroyed our steel industry which brought us to, as some will remember the Ronald Reagan Great American Cheese Give-Away program. The United Steel Industry Workers stoodon lines to get Velvita Cheese. What next might we imagine.... preperation H will be made in Cuba, on the other hand, and distributed in Washington.I object to body parts being profitably marketed at the expense of the taxpayer... Now if Arnold can bring the condom business back to America he will have served his purpose and his promise. All those skum-bags, and and industry flight abroad while I am still looking for ....(okay get ready now for the literary free license, get ready for the punch line and please forgive my political incorrectness, it seemed to fit at the moment.... while I am still looking for a broad...!!!! Till the next time....Copyright BlogOneDos@yahoo.comOn another note... find out what is inside your computer... was it new when you bought it!!!
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004
BlogMaster BlogBlahblah Global NEWS
GOOD MORNING WORLD OR GOOD NIGHT
DEPENDS IF YOUR ON TOP OR DOWN UNDER!!!IT"S A TOPICS TURVEY WORLD TODAY JOHN ASHCROFT IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AFTER PANCREAS SURGERY BUT NOT BACK ON THE JOB. WHEW WHAT A RELIEF! (THAT COMMENT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT!) JUST ANOTHER CONFUSING DAY AT THE KERRY CAMPAIGN WERE NO ONE RETURNS CALLS REPLIES TO EMAIL OR KNOWS HOW ONE BECOMES A "VOLUNTEER-PARTICIPANT" IN THE CAMPAIGN CONFUSION. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING FOR NON-PAID JOBS, SURPRISE, SURPRISE!!! IT'S IN WASHINGTON. WHOSE GOT THE GET? OR GETTING IT? OR, WHERE'S THE TOFU. (OR FOR THOSE OPRAH FANS, WHERE'S THE BEEF) MY SUGGESTION IF YOU ARE THAT DESPERATE AS TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE CONFUSION TRY THE NADER CAMPAIGN, FORGET THE BUSH CAMPAIGN!!! THE DOOR SHUTS IN YOUR FACE AND LOCKS THREE TIMES THEN THE LIGHTS FLICKER TWICE AND EVERYONE WALKS OUTSIDE WITH CANDLES. NOBODY ANSWERS THE PHONE IN EITHER CASE Republican or GREEN. THE DOOR IS ALWAYS CLOSED AT THE GREEN PARTY BUT IF YOU SEND THEM AN EMAIL THEY WILL RETURN IT WITH 1000 SPAMS FROM 9 DIFFERENT EAGER POLITICAL EMAIL SPAMMER PASSING THE WORD ABOUT INTERNET POLLUTION. THEY LOOK LIKE THE SAME PEOPLE WALKING WITH CANDLES, PROTESTING BUSH CAPITAL PUNISHMENT ... OR IS IT CAPITOL PUNISHMENT... SAME THING, I THUNK!!!SMALL WORLD HUH!ON A MORE PROBATIVE NOTE, THE FBI SAYS THEY ARE TOOOO BUSY TO WRITE DOWN INCOMING IDEAS ABOUT SECURITY ISSUES RELATING TO THE PRESIDENT'S SAFETY. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ABOUT THE MINDSET OF THE AL QAIDA (WHAT'S THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL THIS ONE - OH WELL POTTOE PO"T-" ATTA", IF WE ONLY KNEW PRIOR TO (9/11) WHAT MIGHT HAVE "BEEN-LADEN"... IS THAT LADEN OR LADDEN), I MIGHT HAVE BEEN WEARING A GEORGE BUSH TEA SHIRT!!! ....NAY!) [I GOT IT AL QAIDA]. WHEN CALLING "JUSTICE" (ASK - WHAT DOES OXYMORON MEAN), YOU ARE ADVISED BY A PERSISTENT ASSISTANT TO ATTORNEY GENERAL ASHCROFT," THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTiCE" BY POLICY REQUIRES YOU TO WRITE A LETTER", TO JOHN ASHCROFT, WHO, IS NOT BACK AT WORK ... Um ...YET, AFTER HIS OPERATION. I WONDER WHEN HE WILL READ MY LETTER! SURE GLAD NOTHING IS HAPPENING IN THE U.S.A.TO WARRANT A WARRANT, ATTORNEY ASHCROFT'S ATTENTION OR WRONG ENOUGH TO REQUIRE HIS RIGHT OR INJUST ENOUGH TO REQUIRE HIS JUSTICE. SO MUCH FOR THE "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INFESTATION". WRITING THEM IS SURELY THE WAY TO TIME WELL SPENT, YEAH RIGHT!HOMELAND SECURITY IN AN EMERGENCY DOES NOT TAKE CALLS FROM CITIZENS OR FOR THAT MATTER, AS THEY SUGGEST, (OR ELSE), TO CALL IN AN EMERGENCY YOUR LOCAL POLICE WHO ARE VERY EAGER TO YELP, SORRY THAT"S HELP... OR IS IT? ....BUT TOO BUSY TAKING CALLS ABOUT GRAFFITI OR DOING THE SO CALLED REALITY TELEVISION CIRCUIT, EATING DONUTS OR LOOKING FOR KIBBLE FOR THE MONSTER DOG BARKING HIS ASS OFF BEHIND THE CHAIN LINK IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE SQUAD CAR.THE CHECK-OUT LINES AT RALPHS AND ALBERTSON'S WERE LONG TODAY BUT "GO -FIGURE-IT", VERY FEW PEOPLE ARE SHOPPING IN THE STORES AFTER THE 4 MONTH LONG STRIKE WAS SETTLED, IT WAS SETTLED, SURE IT WAS ...RIGHT? IT LOOKS LIKE THE CUSTOMERS ARE ON STRIKE NOW, BUT FEAR NOT!MANAGEMENT TO THE CREATIVE RESCUE; YOU CAN NOW GET A SUPERMARKET PLASTIC-KEY-CHAIN DISCOUNT CARD WITHOUT FILLING OUT THE REGISTRATION FORM; AND IT'S FREE SO THAT"S WHAT THEY MEAN BY UNDOCUMENTED ALIEN, AN UNREGISTERED DISCOUNT CARD HOLDER. OH YEA, THANK THE LORD, FOR SMALL DISCOUNT WONDERS AND FISH THAT ARE FED PELLETS TO MAKE THEIR MEAT LOOK FRESH. IT APPEARS THAT LESS PEOPLE ARE WORKING THEN BEFORE AND DURING THE STRIKE, I DOUBT IF THE REASON FOR THAT IS BETTER VACATION BENEFITS. THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR STOMPINGARNOLD SCHWARZ-N-CINERATOR WEARS $17,500, BOOTS(THAT'S A SEVENTEEN-THOUSAND-FIVE-HUNDRED DOLLAR PAIR OF BOOTS), JUST LIKE MINE AND JUST LIKE YOURS! 'CEPT THE ONES I GOT ARE RIGHT OUT OF THE WINDOW DURING THE L..A. RIOTS). YOU MIGHT WONDER WHY ANYBODY WOULD THINK THE LITTLE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA ARE GETTING STEPPED ON. NOT ME!!!MARTHA STEWART WILL BE MAKING STRIPED PAPER-MACHE BALL AND CHAINS ON HER LAST TELEVISION APPEARANCE UNTIL 2088 GAYS CAN"T GET LEGALLY MARRIED-CAN'T SHARE ENTITLEMENT BENEFITS THAT'S ILLEGAL , MAYBE YOU THINK LIFE IS EQUITABLEEVERY LITTLE THING IS GOOD - DEPARTMENTYAH THINK THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FORGOT TO INCLUDE GAYS IN THE ACTUARIAL FIGURES?"GO-FIGURE"!!! CATCH 22 - YAH CAN"T SHARE BENEFITS IF YOU ARE NOT MARRIED - GAYS CAN'T GET MARRIED.... WHAT ABOUT SAME SEX NON-GAY COUPLES, CAN THEY GET MARRIED AND STAY, YOU KNOW,STAY-TOGETHER FOR THE CHILDREN'S SAKE OR THE SAKE OF PISS POOR RETIREMENT BENEFITS WHERE THE RETIRED HONEST FAITHFUL FOLK WHO CAN'T AFFORD $17,500 BOOTS GO HUNGRY AT NIGHT? HUH?IT 'S NOT ILLEGAL TO KISS IN PUBLIC ...YET, IS IT? ....AND DID YOU KNOW THAT RETIRED PEOPLE CAN'T LIVE ON SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT FUNDS, AND THE MORE YOUTHFUL FOLK HAVE NO INCENTIVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO A FUTURE WITHOUT DVD AND CD RETIREMENT BENEFITS? DID YOU! WAY-TO-GO GEORGE BUSH MAKE SURE CHENEY GAUGES ANOTHER $18 BILLION FOR HALIBURTON CONTRACTS IN IRAQ...GOOD NEWS FOR INDIA, A MICROSOFT TECHNICAL SUPPORT JOB NOW PAYS $375 ......PER MONTH THE SECOND JOB DELIVERING NEWSPAPERS PAYS $12 BI-MONTHLY... NO! THINK AGAIN - CURRY BREATH!!! ...THE HINDI STANDARD OF LIVING IS NOT PROPORTIONATELY LESS THAN OURS.... A 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT IN DEHLI OR CALCUTTA IS APPROXIMATELY $1100.00 PER MONTH ...BUT NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS: BEVERLY HILLS "UP-SCALE-ERS" HAVE GONE DONE SCALE THEY NO LONGER MEET AT THE TENNIS CLUB THEY MEET AT THE $99 CENT STORE WHERE CHINA AND INDIA HAVE "KNOCKED OFF" EVERYTHING NEIMAN MARCUS, ANY COMPASSIONATE REPUBLICAN WOULD BE RENDERED WARM- HEARTED TO SEE CONSTITUENTS LOADING THE MERCEDES AT THE 99 CENT STORE PARKING LOT WITH PLASTIC "WEDGEWOOD-STYLED" LAUNDRY BASKETS FILLED WITH THE MAIDS TOXIC CLEANING CHEMICALS. ...TRES CHICNOW FOR THE BAD NEWS: NOBODY U.S. CARES ABOUT INDIA OR CANADA BECAUSE THE JOBS WERE EXPORTED BY MICROSOFT TO INDIA UTAH AND ARIZONA THE BIG LOSERS IN THE EXCHANGE. NICE GOING ARIZONA... IT PAYS NOT TO HANG UP ON YOUR IRATE PATRONS!!!! CANADA DON"T LAUGH... INDIA WOULD LIKE YOUR SHARE TOO! EVER WONDER IF YOU ARE PROTECTED BY GIVING SOMEONE ACROSS AN INTERNATIONAL BORDER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY IT'S REQUIRED?THE BIG FUN IN SMALL TOWN USA IS WATCHING VIDEO TAPED RE-RUNS OF THE CALIFORNIA ENRON TRIAL - SEE HOW FAST WE FORGET - YOU REMEMBER ENRON HE WROTE THAT DANDIES BOOK. YOU REMEMBER THE CLOWNS AT THE AIRPORT WHO MEASURED YOUR ENERGY FLOW WITH THAT COCKAMAMEE METER WITH TWO ORANGE JUICE CANS TIED TOGETHER WITH A STRING. SAY THERE!!! - ON ANOTHER NOTE! - HOW MUCH WAS YOUR GOVERNMENT LOAN TO GET THE MSCE TECH DEGREE? MAKE SURE YOU PAY IT DOWN QUICK BEFORE YOUR MORTGAGE IS SOLD TO BANGLADESH.ON THE BETTER SIDE OF GLOBAL NEWS COMPUTER-TID-BITS; THE MOST DISTANT PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE IS SAID TO HAVE AN AVERAGE TEMPERATURE OF -400 DEGREES BELOW ZERO, SO WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT THAT, YOU ASK? ... I LIVE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!!! QUESTION: HOW CAN WE ALL CONTRIBUTE TO THE SECURITY OF OUR CAMPAIGNING CANDIDATES? IF YOU HAVE AN ANSWER EMAIL THE BLOGONEDOS HOLINESS AND I WILL PUT YOU ON THE, <;COLOR:GREEN;>GREEN PARTY SPAM LIST. ANYONE WISHING TO BE ADDED TO MY BLOGBLAHBLA BLOG POSTING LIST WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO CONTRIBUTE YOUR CONCEPT OF BREAKING NEWS ME AT TRY ME @ BLOGBLAHBLAH@YAHOO.COMTODAY'S TIP: TRY NOT TO ADD TO THE CONFUSION BUT TRY TO ADD TO THE PROBLEM IF YOU MUST GET INVOLVED, PROBLEMS GET SOLVED BUT CONFUSION GOES ON FOREVER!!!END NOTE - THINK ABOUT MARTHA STEWERT - DON'T'CHA JUST LOVE HER BROOKS BROTHER'S OXFORD WIDE-STRIPED BUTTON DOWN BLOUSE - HER NEW LINE OF INMATE BOUTIQUE ACCESSORIES WILL PASS AWAY THOSE HOUR IN LOCK-DOWN. THE LABELS HAVE BEEN ALREADY BEEN PRINTED AND SEWN IN TO THE JUMP-SUIT. "COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEC" ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA!!!! IT'S JUST LIKE SUMMER CAMP 1950 EXCEPT THE POCKET NUMBER ID IS 14 NUMBERS LONG. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER LISENCE PLATE DESIGNS. MARGE HEMSLEY EAT YOUR 1040 FORM HEART-OUTWELL THAT'S THE GLOBAL MORNING EDITION NEWS BLAH BLAH BLAH MARCH 16, 2004
BLOG GLOBAL EDITORIAL
Inside Presidential Campaigns from the Outside
Last night I had a dream. American Bald Eagles circling higher and higher while pushing northerly, sought the heights associated with nesting locations. There were many eagles. My image in the dream was that of an eagle able to soar not upon the breaths of rising warm air. But upon the gusting winds which batter the heights of the cliffs falling to the crude meandering dirt roads below. My eye intensely resolved the reflections of water piercing the cliffside below. An instinctual sense of direction and timing guides my senses ever so keenly serving to identify one of many inlets where sheltered nesting on the battered cliffs, above the coastal ocean, gives refuge. Out of context in this dream, for the dream must fit the reality, were so many eagles flying along the coastline. A Bald Eagle instinctually distance themselves from other males supporting lifetime monogamous natures within territorial limits. How can instinct, effectively, dictate behavior, just which route to follow inland, is it conveyed on the wind; are there invisible circles sketching a map as the northerly route unfolds for the first time. The terrain below is ever more treacherous. Vulnerability, disadvantaged by, inevitable, subjected to the diminishing light of the setting sun the reflections below begin to fade in the twilightà last gleam. A glint along a roadway was cause for my eagle eye to focus below, revered for a hyper-focused ability, among other attributes, searching for prey, such vision capabilities coupled to instincts no doubt are important enough to stimulate the need the warmth of a massive nest, a family, a country, a world that cannot beperceivedd in totality at any given moment.. As the dream began to fade the fog of the twilight rolled in covering all evidence of the earth below but as the eagles circled higher and higher ahead through the mist appearedoutlinee of an ancient castle atop the highest mountain peak among the enclaves of granite. Protecting the castleincreases and egress,onlyy two ways to get there, from above and from below. I awakened to reality the ultimate reality. The here and now!From one vantage point an analysis of recent Al Qaeda attacks in Spain impacted the support to withdraw Spain's military troops from Iraq. The commitment was expressed immediately after being elected, by socialist Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. Such developments form a disturbing set of political facts in light of the upcoming North American, Presidential Election 2004. George Bush stands to lose critical and essential interactions with the American people during the 8 months remainig in the campaign. Events no more than ever will dictate he be cloistered due to security issues in his run for president. The insanely brash nature of the attacks in Spain serves to illustrate how critically treacherous and narrow the road to the White House is for both candidates. Essential to problem resolve is an acute understanding as to the objectives and motives of the attack in Spain. What might the horrible events have served to foretell? That one is not as difficult as one might think. Was it random vengeance, or were specific individuals targeted in the attack? Was death for 200familiess so insignificant to the terroists or just the vehicle for psychological conceptual fear tatics aimed at President Bush. Or was it much more. If the later then one must conclude that, any public appearance of George Bush is already subjected to counter measures against massive attack strategies launched by AL Qaeda operatives in the United States. Or, for that matter one must ask the question. Is the President's Safe assured. Will it be advised that the President not travel abroad for the next eight months. Can he avoid the alignment with world leaders at a time like this. Will he be spirited to a bunker in Nebraska? Can he effectively run for President? Might the election be postponed? The events in Spain spell out a very cold and bleak logical conclusion relative to the objectives of the mindset behind the attack. Will the American public view such extreme protective measures of a their President, the icon of freedom, as evidence of poor leadership over the last 4 years casting a shadow upon who does infact best represent the image of a free people yearning to remain free allover the planet? Do the events in Spain uncover, in fact, reveal the truth of a much more significant problem impacting globalization. Is leadership anymore secure than those 200 people on the train to eternity helpless to reverse the trends of a world gone mad?The life is cheap concept is not functional in this model of terror. On the one hand it seems to seems to fit the attack profile just fine, furthermore iterating a benchmark, a signature of the Al Qaeda killing fields. Thousands to get at one man. As President Nixon once so horrified the his opposition during theVietnamm war, he dogmatically expressed, "Sometimes, it is necessary, to kill for peace." The man running for President of the United States mayarguablyy be the most powerful individual in the world but in the image of the reflective eye of present reality he will be represent hundred of millions if not billions of people seeking the benefits of democracy. He cannot politically hide from the peole or the truth. His faith is in question by virtue of the terroist commitment tosucceedd in jihad.Therefore the attack on Spain was designed not only to intimidate American's from joining the process of free choice elections, in general, it was also aimed at one individual with the focus of igniting a global holy-war designed at denying the basic freedom of choice, globally. The proportions of the global threat are not yet fully understood by the world at large.By determining the outcome of the democratic process by the use of surprise attack violence, Al Qaeda cells, Óglobally", seek a most un-nerving edge exclaiming the will of a just god. Thperversionty of such a maniacapsychopathicic plan presents a problem to a free people whereby reversing the trend of violence becomes the problem and not the solution. Afghanistan and Iraq must stand as bastions of a new Middle Eastern democracy however long it takes to accomplish it. Failure is not an option, there is no way to retreat. Spain points to that conclusion. If to fail, the battle to rid humanity of this disease has only one conclusion, the next stage of this most evil process is already set to begin with the weapons of mass destruction no one can find. The Al Qaeda tactics apparently are designed in an ancient tradition beyond that of an eye for an eye. It is so utterly repulsive to accept the fact that so many are already blind to the magnitude of consequences of their own beliefs.No matter what you believe in prayer is not the cause of these circumstances. Neither is George Bush. NEXT: Transparency Past and Present, Skull n Bones,What happened to Empowerment? Retirement, Social Security, ...Now you see it ..Now you think you saw it!That's It The Afternoon report March 16, 2004... This is BlogOneDos... over and out.
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This week we are going to see the markets reflect concerns about the future. Expect a lot of short covering and selling in the long market... Long term outlook is wavering. Sideways movement will precipitate an increase in naked call writes
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Sunday, March 14, 2004
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Good Morning World!!! WHO SAID IT ONLY GETS BETTER? __________________________________________________________________________
Heart felt condolences go out to Spain this morning where the democratic process will right / write itself. The pendulums is swinging. Allies for peace are often targeted by violence. The power of faith will overcome the dis-balance. Once heard the movement for Global peace cannot be stopped by acts of insanity. What type of thinking targets innocent people for violent change? We must all think this morning how each day we can express peace? If there is an alternative to peace it hasn't worked yet. With the new socialist party in power in Spain may foretell a beckoning omen to George Bush, he not only has a politically dark cloud hanging over his head but he now is ever more cognizant of the brazen determined violent intent of the Al Qaeda as the United States grows closer to the election. The President's TERM IN OFFICE IS COMING TO A CLOSE, I PRAY HE COMPLETES THE TERM OF OFFICE. HE HAS TRIED HARD BUT THAT IS NOT ENOUGH. Blogblahblah@yahoo.com ___________________________________________________________________________IS THE DOCTOR WHO SOLD YOU THE CURE THE ONE WHO CREATED THE VIRUS? ___________________________________________________________________________COMPUTERS DON'T RULE - YOU DO IF AND WHEN YOUR COMPUTER BEGINS TO BLUE SCREEN (REFERED TO AS "BSOD" BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH), A TERM SEEN ALL OF THE INTERNET MESSAGE BOARDS WHERE THE AFFLICTED ARE SEEKING HELP TO RESOLVE A SUDDEN "COMPUTER INTERUPTUS MODE" WHERE THE MONITOR FLIPS TO A FROZEN BLUE SCREEN WITH WHITE TEXT DISPLAYING A CRYPTIC CODE THAT EVEN THE BEST TECHIE CANNOT RESOLVE.THE PHONE COMPANY AND TECH SUPPORT SOFTWARE COMPANY PASS THE TECH BUCK BACK AND FORTH EXCLAIMING THAT IT IS YOUR PROBLEM. PAY-UP! CHANCES ARE YOUR DSL PROVIDER BLAMES IT ON MICROSOFT 'TIL YOUR READY TO BREAK ANYTHING CALM DOWN....THINK AGAIN.CHECK YOUR MEMORY STICKS, (YOUR RAM) AND GET AN RETURN MERCHANDISE AUTHORIZATION FROM THE OUTFIT THAT MANUFACTURES YOUR FAILED PART. MANY RAM SIMMS HAVE A LIFETIME GUARANTEE. BUT<>
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Friday, July 23, 2004
POLY TICKIN NEWS WHORES VS FREE SPEECH AT ISSUE
SHOULD ONE CONTRIBUTE TO THE POLY-TICK HACK OF HIS CHOICE OR DOES ONE SUCK IN WITH THE COPORATE POLICY THAT WILL LET EM KEEP HIS JOB AND MAYBE A GET RAISE ONCE A YEAR IF THAT, IF THE EMPLOYEE DOESN'T CONTRIBUTE TO A POLY-TICKS CAMPAIGN A PICK-POCKET JUDGES A SAINT BY THE HEIGHT OF HIS POCKETS
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GLOBAL-POLY-TICKS CHRONICLE G-GATE O'WHERE HAS FREE SPEECH GONE
WHO WILL BUY THIS BEAUTIFUL MORNING -
MAKE THAT A DOUBLE WITH THREE OLIVES
CHAPTER II
WHOSE SKIMMING AMERICA TODAY
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Contributioons-Seeds of Fascism
IT AIN'T WHO YOU KNOW THAT COUNTS IT'S WHO YOU OWN DEPARTMENT
WHAT'S FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS BUY THESE DAYS? ...OR WHO?
GRRRRRRESP!
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Can you believe it the San Francisco Chronicle has suspended an editor for giving a $400 dollar contribution to John Kerry for President as a potential conflict of interest and the "RAG" (a term common to newspapereeze, comes from the rag content of acid paper used in newsprint of days gone by the stuff that contributed to contamiation of the water supply to the ); but I digress;
...the rag as, another of arrogant corporate compliant editors holding on to his job, "put it", to the BlogOneDos, " is standing behind the long term practice"!
The Blogonedos might add, "....most absurdly so!"
In the first place, I think contributing to any billionaires campaign is like spitting in the wind ...chaaa-tui, (pho-eNetically, that's chaaa-two-ee, as in hocking a luggi) When one is forced to give up the right to express, or participate in a political process, in a legal manner their CONCERTED rights as citizens and are suspended from employment as a result crosses the line has between free speech and fascism but not issues necessarily the line of bribery. (Wuz dere ever a line dere in duh furst place? ..anyone got change of a hundred!)
Now, one should take note, it is and was near impossible to "volunteer" for service to the Kerry Campaign, which makes one wonder if that fact alone does not illustrate a campaign ploy to raise money for paid loyalty as opposed to the free services of "commited believers in the "Kerry Cause", Whatever that might be! Apparently, the billionaire, Skull n Bones, secret society frat brother of George W. Bush does not need the donations in the first place unless attempting to make it look like the "voice of the press" is not up for sale!
....and any good press he gets from the historically independantly liberal Chronicle would have been gained from an unbiased press!
Not necessarily a digression, let's go deeper;
TO BUY OR NOT TO BUY PRESS
...What is even more absurd is the fact that the individual, that the S.F. Chronicles' "put-on-ice", the suspended editor, has been with the paper for thirty - five years; ...is this the first time the employee donated to a political campaign in 35 years? What happened? Did the Chronicle give the editor a raise, he then going hog-wild, on a rampage of political bribery and wreckless spending flaunted his newly acquired wealth and influence sort to taint the campaign? Was he buying favors, cash for info, whereby deep throat would call him first? Was Senator Kerry's press and finance people considered, (the deep throats herein included and referred to as ) "the press-whores", influenced by the $400 contribution or was the "buh, billionaires'" real wealth the target of the newspaper conveying a strong message to the campaign people seeking favors from insiders at the rag that press can't be bought.
Or, on the campaign flipside, Kerry cannot be bought because he is honest rich and not stupid, and should not be caught buying the favorable press with campaign donations contributed by the newspaper employee funds rather than Kerry's own money. Supposition can go on infinitum and even for a long time after that!
One senario is definite, the truth is; it takes a whole lot more than $400 of influence that will buy the stuff of power that is going to, make America more secure, cure aids, retain jobs, bring business back to California, educate the impoverished and reverse the trend of environmental decadence. Kerry has not given anyone the impression to date that he is even interested in California because they are a shoe-in as a democratic state where 18 other states are more critical as to their electorial balance. Nor has he convinced this writer that he is capable of the task.
In any case California is getting screwed by the lack of campaign attention they are getting, leaving volunerable the Californians to the likes of the Schwarzenegger marauding business corporate hacks making off with the booty while Kerry is looking for votes in other states. There seems always to be an excuse why one can avoid the attention to the real issues rather than to address it. California has big problems none the least of which is it governoe and his supporters.
Back to the supposed issues,
....Now how many 11 martini lunches have restaurant columnists "taken" from prospective influence peddlers? Or how common is cash given under the table to reprint advertisements, free; so as to get a commitment for "rate-holder" contracts from the clients, ( a rate holder for those who have no clue, the idea has historically been standard advertising marketing practice for almost forever, or as long as BlogOneDos has been around, a bulk rate contract at a lower price per agate line, (a measurement of column inches in a newspaper.)
The rate-holder was a contractual commitment reserving future column space, a bulk rate for column space, sometimes bought appropriately by the novice client or bribed / negotiated by the clients public relations pro packed with hot insider information horse-traded with booz in behalf of his green client or the newspaper sales person trying to make the advertising sale, the bottom agate line quota, call it a sales projection for the month, or in the event the newspaper was small, the sales person, the writer, and public relations person were, one-and the-same, ...none-the-less, "all news-whores, of varying degrees and sorts".
So, you say, ..."Wus new? Everybody gotta be someplace!"
If I am not mistaken the issue goes back to the Hearst Corporation era, it does in my opinion weigh in on the material fact(s); anyway, nothing has baring on facts in the news business, there is nothing right or wrong if you can pay-off, buy the influence in some legal loop-hole fashion or another. The truth becomes the slant of those that wonn the war not lost the war and their ability to make it fit the criteria of sounding feasible in a believing world.
The Chronicle a morning rag was merged with the San Francisco Examiner , a Hearst Corp newspaper... having also merged staff and circulation wise on November 22, 2000 with the San Francisco Chronicle, satisfying a Justice Department Anti-Trust Agreement whereby Hearst sold it's interest in the Examiner, to ExIn, LLC, but, the Chronicle was only partially separated from a JOA (Joint Operating Agreement) designed by The Justice Department under the Newspaper Preservation Act, until 2005.
The Examiner has a daily circulation of about 110,000 newspapers, and the Chronicle has about 450,000. But I digress: the pieces fitting together where the press makes a wish to vie for the business.
One must be cognizant of the fact that William Randolf Hearst did not build Hearst Castle on ethics alone... far from it! (now I ain't doin a re-make of Citizen Cane). But we cannot leave out other mitigating circumstances which might lead a Newspaper to restrict its' employees from shall we say reverting back to "old economy historical mindset" heavy handed practices which limit not only business parctices but impact the restrictions on union employees as well, in one of the most hard-core devoted union towns in America.
"This is the stuff of the First Ammendment being hijacked by Big Business, but as soon as the restrictions were lifted the issues of that dominance were visited once again in the competitive spirit that will ultimately be affected by Poly-Ticks of the out-source Global kind. " We do not sell democrasy around the world we sell capitalism. Apparently democrasy is out of the box and seems not to be the trend under the present administration. Our leaders do not get the message that heavy handed capitaism is not viewed as productive in a world that does not want to trade lives for ideals. The present administration is prone to trade lives for cash and cares little for the 900 lives we have lost seeking the validation of our ideals. Few will have profited form the present war minset in Iraq, but we are precluded from ethically looking at the truth of the matter. The truth neither being politically correct nor believable as tyo our purpose. The error which is in the process of being reverseed came in the rip-off of the Presidency of the last election. A warp in time. The truth be told, the present administration over stepped its bounds for regime change and tried to go for the brass ring of a quick installation of democrasy in a country that had only known tyranny.
So, you say, ..."Wus new? Everybody gotta be someplace!"
If I am not mistaken the issue goes back to the Hearst Corporation era, it does in my opinion weigh in on the material fact(s); anyway, nothing has baring on facts in the news business, there is nothing right or wrong if you can pay-off, buy the influence in some legal loop-hole fashion or another. The truth becomes the slant of those that wonn the war not lost the war and their ability to make it fit the criteria of sounding feasible in a believing world.
The Chronicle a morning rag was merged with the San Francisco Examiner , a Hearst Corp newspaper... having also merged staff and circulation wise on November 22, 2000 with the San Francisco Chronicle, satisfying a Justice Department Anti-Trust Agreement whereby Hearst sold it's interest in the Examiner, to ExIn, LLC, but, the Chronicle was only partially separated from a JOA (Joint Operating Agreement) designed by The Justice Department under the Newspaper Preservation Act, until 2005.
The Examiner has a daily circulation of about 110,000 newspapers, and the Chronicle has about 450,000. But I digress: the pieces fitting together where the press makes a wish to vie for the business.
One must be cognizant of the fact that William Randolf Hearst did not build Hearst Castle on ethics alone... far from it! (now I ain't doin a re-make of Citizen Cane). But we cannot leave out other mitigating circumstances which might lead a Newspaper to restrict its' employees from shall we say reverting back to "old economy historical mindset" heavy handed practices which limit not only business parctices but impact the restrictions on union employees as well, in one of the most hard-core devoted union towns in America.
"This is the stuff of the First Ammendment being hijacked by Big Business, but as soon as the restrictions were lifted the issues of that dominance were visited once again in the competitive spirit that will ultimately be affected by Poly-Ticks of the out-source Global kind. " We do not sell democrasy around the world we sell capitalism. Apparently democrasy is out of the box and seems not to be the trend under the present administration. Our leaders do not get the message that heavy handed capitaism is not viewed as productive in a world that does not want to trade lives for ideals. The present administration is prone to trade lives for cash and cares little for the 900 lives we have lost seeking the validation of our ideals. Few will have profited form the present war minset in Iraq, but we are precluded from ethically looking at the truth of the matter. The truth neither being politically correct nor believable as tyo our purpose. The error which is in the process of being reverseed came in the rip-off of the Presidency of the last election. A warp in time. The truth be told, the present administration over stepped its bounds for regime change and tried to go for the brass ring of a quick installation of democrasy in a country that had only known tyranny.
Now back to the issue;
San Francisco is still considered a Major Gateway to the Orient. So keeping your eye on the ball we trace the issue at hand to ExIn LLC, owned by the Fang family of San Francisco. The Fang family also owns the San Francisco Independent, a Bay Area newspaper published three times each week with a circulation of over 375,000. So San Francisco for the first time in over 35 years gets two competing Morning rags, where the issues may very well, predictably, point to out-sourcing of jobs and services. Those who buy the raw materials cheaper and more effiiciently rule the rules committees. So once again as in the days of William Randolf Hearst who would view from atop San Simeon, the oil tankers dotted along the horizon of the Calfornia Coastline, the power brokers move to the head of the line of influence peddling. Hearst was able to watch his investments comming and going, his power and wealth undisputable. And all this as an annointed child who loved his Rosebud.
Today, many paper mills have rightfully been closed domestically and the raw materials often re-purchased and re-imported from abroad, a grey market of sorts, but this is food for thought and more conjecture than fact.
It should be noted, rhetorically, that In this day and age, is it not more than interesting that such influence peddling is revisited on the very icon which Orsen Wells in Citizen Cane had attacked the grandest of the information bull elephants of the printed word. Wells', use of innovative media illustrated that coersive political dominance weilded by the power of the press was able to garner control over anything and everything Hearst desired. Hearst was a demon of capitalism to some and lord over it to others. Wells painted him as a product of his fractured childhood.
But I digress somewhat:
Continuing with the concept of our iced editor, "what be the deal?"
In the old days, like pre - 9/11 A.D.
The deal maker or shall we say breaker was free booz or free lunch or a promise for a few choice lines in the editorial section about the great service at the clients restaurant, the writer / sales person would get a yearly commitment from the client, say, for 1000 agate lines. ( there are 6 to the inch actually each agate line is , one fourteenth (1/14 )of an inch, but space between the lines (set-solid) is part of agate lines to the inch, you do the math, it does not amount to a vice-presidential special interest generated government Haliburton contract for 18 billion taxpayer dollars), but in the war of the word and the control of public opinion, any miser will tell you every "liter" bit helps. So, why didn't Cheney get iced, relative to the 18 billion dollar contract. He said, "We shall make sure the tax-payer gets the money returned...", presumably so they can do it again!. Cheney was not "iced". Historically speaking, newspaper columinists, and clients both have bought free speech leverage as a custom and practice. It is just business as usual, nothing personal.
San Francisco is still considered a Major Gateway to the Orient. So keeping your eye on the ball we trace the issue at hand to ExIn LLC, owned by the Fang family of San Francisco. The Fang family also owns the San Francisco Independent, a Bay Area newspaper published three times each week with a circulation of over 375,000. So San Francisco for the first time in over 35 years gets two competing Morning rags, where the issues may very well, predictably, point to out-sourcing of jobs and services. Those who buy the raw materials cheaper and more effiiciently rule the rules committees. So once again as in the days of William Randolf Hearst who would view from atop San Simeon, the oil tankers dotted along the horizon of the Calfornia Coastline, the power brokers move to the head of the line of influence peddling. Hearst was able to watch his investments comming and going, his power and wealth undisputable. And all this as an annointed child who loved his Rosebud.
Today, many paper mills have rightfully been closed domestically and the raw materials often re-purchased and re-imported from abroad, a grey market of sorts, but this is food for thought and more conjecture than fact.
It should be noted, rhetorically, that In this day and age, is it not more than interesting that such influence peddling is revisited on the very icon which Orsen Wells in Citizen Cane had attacked the grandest of the information bull elephants of the printed word. Wells', use of innovative media illustrated that coersive political dominance weilded by the power of the press was able to garner control over anything and everything Hearst desired. Hearst was a demon of capitalism to some and lord over it to others. Wells painted him as a product of his fractured childhood.
But I digress somewhat:
Continuing with the concept of our iced editor, "what be the deal?"
In the old days, like pre - 9/11 A.D.
The deal maker or shall we say breaker was free booz or free lunch or a promise for a few choice lines in the editorial section about the great service at the clients restaurant, the writer / sales person would get a yearly commitment from the client, say, for 1000 agate lines. ( there are 6 to the inch actually each agate line is , one fourteenth (1/14 )of an inch, but space between the lines (set-solid) is part of agate lines to the inch, you do the math, it does not amount to a vice-presidential special interest generated government Haliburton contract for 18 billion taxpayer dollars), but in the war of the word and the control of public opinion, any miser will tell you every "liter" bit helps. So, why didn't Cheney get iced, relative to the 18 billion dollar contract. He said, "We shall make sure the tax-payer gets the money returned...", presumably so they can do it again!. Cheney was not "iced". Historically speaking, newspaper columinists, and clients both have bought free speech leverage as a custom and practice. It is just business as usual, nothing personal.
It boiled down to how many cases of booz columists, editors, sales or public relations people "gave" or "took" from the wine-o's (hiccup) clients, or restaurants or whomever not limited to poly-tickin candidates or their press people to insure the so called newspaper pseudo image of uhhh, integfrity, burp! A case of Jack Daniels stratgeically placed under the desk of an editor of the "talk of the town" good morning gossip column could be worth the effort and investment. It sure beat paying $5000 dollars to buy the advertising space on the back page of the newspaper.
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THE ENDORSEMDNT OF A BELIEVED COLUMNIST IS WORTH MORE THAN PAYING FOR THE BACK PAGE.
So voila, the message goes out that $400.00 donated to the Kerry Campaign gets in the way of the big leveraged influence when campaign funds are about to be dumped in a city with now two competing newspapers where previously there was one.
We wouldn't want the integrity OF SUCH REPUTABLE historically preserved and protected newspapers to sell too cheap, Not when the candidates have raised nearly $400 million dollars, that's for ore burrrp, fou,,,,,r hunnnndred Million, to be dumped in print meda radio and television and to buy the ear eyes and tongues of America.
. .So no wonder someone gets nervous about an editor, having the authority to chose the letters-to-the-editor. The "Editor" is certainly the point man for the Chronicle born in the tradition of William Randolf Hearst.
If it were not for the elephant gun of Orson Wells, Citizen Cane and the likes of films starring Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis would we have known?
Lancaster playing a Walter Winchell type and the Curtis the ruthless part of the lacky hachet man serving to the most powerful columnist in New York.
"Not being the type that stands if I can sit or st if I can lay down, I submit the following by Roger Ebert a very poignant expression of my own sentiments;
"The two men in "The Sweet Smell of Success" relate to each other like junkyard dogs. One is dominant, and the other is a whipped cur, circling hungrily, his tail between his legs, hoping for a scrap after the big dog has dined. The dynamic between a powerful gossip columnist and a hungry press agent, is seen starkly and without pity. The rest of the plot simply supplies events to illustrate the love-hate relationship.
When "The Sweet Smell of Success" was released in 1957, it was seen as a thinly-veiled attack on Walter Winchell, who for decades had been the most famous and reviled gossip columnist in America. Forty years later Winchell is mostly forgotten (he died in 1972), but the film lives on--sharp-edged, merciless. The performances by Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis have not dated or grown soft; although both men were dismissed as studio stars at the time, can we think of a "serious actor" who could have played either role so well?"
Such expose warns of the dangers of press on the "take", the inside story. Which today would interpert as out-side - out-source to China or India where the characters become more like Peter Lorre and Humphrey Bogart. The stakes are high and the picked-pockets deep.
But I digress possibly with good cause;
The question is not whether the editor is on the take or the give, but why the na-ne-noo-u newz-paper, grrrrresp! is so anal, so indignant, it is tantamount to saying that twenty self-inflicted, lashes with a cat-of-nine-tail, leather strap inhibited priests over the last 600 years from spending too much time in the shower with the 10 year old alto lead choir boy. There are many casting couches in the house of the....
Now someone pullease, tell me why an editor is on ice because after 35 years he felt moved to give 400 dollars to the Kerry campaign; ....stop hiding behind the "policy"... as if he Kerry would fess up to where WMD are!
I believe I have seen the seeds of Liberalism turn into fascism. When one gives up their legal right to be a good citizen, just to remain on the job at a newspaper, as if the editor has no thought other than endentured servitude as a personal ideal, I think, the hell with the job, the quid pro quo is tantamount to having a membership in the Cancer Society for Journalistic Moralism.
Now! If this is the way newspapers needs to beef up, sub rosa, the pitch for Kerry donations, or to toot it's own integrity horn or to unseat their loyal employees "kinda," the gold finger kiss-off after 35 years of servitude, "endentured slavery"; .
.. then the iced emploeeeeee has gotten the free-speech "Golden Spike-Kiss-Off Award of the century... sent out to pasture writing his gutsz oiut {buurp} if the talk radio folk don't gouge themselves on a free speech feeding frenzy at the expense of the poor slobs carcass, unless of course, if not done faster than the employee does the
LARRY KING SHOW BACK TO BACK WITH ,WHAT'S HIS NAME, O' RULLEY .
Here's "talk'uun at ya'" and I'll have a double straight-up dry martini w/ 3 olives and give the tab to Ralph Nader pulease! No on second thought give the tab to any "Poly-Tickin" hack that will pick up a tab. I have decided that I will only accept 800 Vodlka Martini's this year... (taht grrrrrrrrreps! is 2400 olives), hiccup!.
As a matter of fact, I do not drink the booz, I uh, luk, like ...lick the Olives... It becomes a unfortunate necessary task to strain the Vodlka to get at the finger licken guoood olives; burp! hiccup! expletive!, if there are any California Olive Folk out there. I like the Big Green Ones with puurrrmentos in the center.
Absent a pimento, stuff it with a c-note; Get a grip S.F. Chronicle... this is a NEWS-GATE or (G-Gate) if ever I heard one. IF "YOU" Don't have the goods on the editor, just forgive him and make a contribution to the next Minister of Shanghai's Campaign! GRRRRRESP! BURB!
Now that's the problem with Vodlka Martini's!!!
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Wednesday, July 21, 2004
BOXER NEEDS HOT-SOURCE
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SIMPLE SOLUTIONS TO COMPLEX PROBLEMS WUZ AN EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT?
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF WRY AND INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS BY HIS ROYAL HOLINESS BlogOneDos
The following is an excerpt from a federal hearing on issues relative to fire safety and the equipment call-ups in an emergency used to fight fires in this instance in California
SENATOR BARBARA BOXER D-CALIFORNIA STEPS
UP TO THE ISSUE:
TIME TO KICK SOME ASS THE FIRE IS
BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN OR
DO THE LEADERSHIP ROLE THINGY
DEPARTMENT:
"I hope to hear from these witnesses today about solutions to this problem. First, should the tankers continue to be grounded because that was not the recommendation from the NTSB? Second, should the FAA be given the authority to set standardsfor the tankers, so they can continue to be used to fight fires? Third, if the tankers are too old to fly, then we need toappropriate more funds to replace the tankers or increaseaccess to more military aircraft to ensure that all theresources are there to fight these fires.Last year’s fires were devastating to my state of California. This year, we have already had large wildfires. The major fireseason is only a few months away. We need to act now to protect our people and property from these fires. Thank you, Mr.Chairman"
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For more information on Senator Boxer's record and otherinformation, please go to:
http://boxer.senate.gov
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NOW I DO BELIEVE THE MAYOR OF A CITY AND THE GOVERNOR OF A STATE HAVE EMERGENCY POWERS TO DO THE RIGHT THING UNLESS OF COURSE THEY HAVE A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP IN THE GLOBAL WUZ CLUB OF OZ IF EQUIPMENT IS NEEDED IN AN EMERGENCY AND IT HAPPENS TO BE EQUIPMENT THAT CAN FLY RATHER THAN WALK THEN ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT A SENATOR OR GOVERNOR OR JANITOR COULD PICK UP THE MOST MODERN OF ELECTRONIC MARVELS A TELEPHONE AND KICK SOME ASS. GET THE DIRRIGIBLE IN THE FREAKIN AIR AND IF NECESSARY GET THE THIRD INFANTRY BATTILION IN GLOBEMASTER AIRCRAFT TO PISS OUT THE FIRES.
IT BE ONE THING TO RIP OUT THE HEART OF THE TAXPAYER BY OUT-SOURCING THEIR JOBS AND FUTURES AND YET ANOTHER TO STEAL PROFITS AND IT BE ANOTHER THING TO RIP-OUT THE OUT-SOURCE EQUIPMENT AND PUT OUT THE FREAKIN FIRE IN AN EMERGENCY!!!
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE IN AN EMERGENCY AND HOPEFULLY FEWER DIE DUE TO AIRCRAFT THAT CREATE A FIRE RATHER THAN PUT ONE OUT! MY GUESS IT IS A GOOD BET TO TRUST IN THE PEOPLE THAT FLY THE OUT-SOURCE CRAFT TO HAVE INSPECTIONS BY NAVY OR COAST GUARD FACILLITIES.
NOW FOR THE SECOND GRADERS DEPARTMENT
IN 1994 THE GOVERNMENT CUT RED TAPE AND JOINED IN RE INVENTING GOVERNMENT AND REBUILT THE COLLASPED
SANTA MONICA FREEWAY A FED HIGHWAY, US 10, THE SECTIONS REBUILT WERE WITHIN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHILE A 14 MILLION DOLLAR PERK FOR FINISHING PRIOR TO THE DEADLINES. WAS A ROYAL PAYOFF THROUGH THE TAXPAYERS' NOSE GIVEN AS AN INCENTIVE TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA ARCHETECTUAL RODENTS AT THE CHEESE.
THE PERK ILLUSTRATED WHAT COULD BE DONE WHEN GOVERNMENT WORKS BY AND FOR THE PEOPLE AND GETS OUT OF THE WAY! AND PAYS MORE TO HAVE WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR LESS. BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF THAT DID NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM.
GIVE A RAT CHEESE AND IT WILL DANCE TILL THE POLY-TICKS GET ELECTED AGAIN!
AND THE FREEWAY HAS NOT COLLASPED SINCE... BUT THEN AGAIN THE LAST TIME IT COLLASPSED IT WAS AN 8.1 EARTHQUAKE GIVE OR TAKE A COUPLE OF RICHTER NOTCHES.
I AM NOT A LIBERTARIAN, I BELIEVE THE BEST PLACE FOR POLI-TICKS IS INSIDE A POLY-TICK OFFICE BECAUSE IT KEEPS EM OFF THE STREET AND FROM USING BULL HORNS AND THEY CAN BITE EACH OTHERS BACKS IN PEACE
HOT SOURCE IT
SO! MY RECOMENDATION TO THE COMMITTEE TO RE-ELECT RATS AT THE CHEESE IS TO "LITTER-ALLY"
GIVE EM HELL WHEN LIFE IS AT STAKE. PICK UP THE PHONE, CALL 20 GENERALS AND 40 INSPECTORS APPROPRIATE THE MONEY AND GET THOSE RUST BUCKETS IN THE AIR OR HAVE THE NAVY OUT-SOURCE AND OUT PISS THE MARINES.
AND TO ALL A GOOD MORNING OR NIGHT
BUT-IF THE ISSUE LEADS TO A MILITARY CALL-UP, A DRAFT AND HOMELAND SECURITY NEEDS THE EQUIPMENT OR PERSONEL WHO GETS FIRST DIBS IN AN EMERGENCY?
REMEMBER IT IS A BELIEVING WORLD
IF THEY CAN'T TAX IT THEY WILL FIND A WAY
THEY CAN TAX ANYTHING AND WHATS MORE THE PUBLIC WILL PAY IT.
AHH THE MAKINGS OF ANOTHER GOVERNMENT AGENCY
THE TAX AND ANYTHING DEPARTMENT
MY KIND OF DEPARTMENT
T&A DEPARTMENT
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Tuesday, July 20, 2004
LINDA RONSDADT GUNG-HO NOT VEGAS HO
THE ONE WAY FOR CHEAP REPUBLICANS TO GET THEIR VEGAS MONEY BACK BUT FIRST HAVE 'EM GIVE BACK THE 18 BILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT THE CHENEY BOYS GAVE TO HALLIBURTON : DEPARTMENT
AREN'T THEY THE SAME GANG THAT GAVE THE VICE PRESIDENT A 20 MILLION DOLLAR GOLDEN HAND SHAKE WHEN HE LEFT AS CEO OF HALLIBURTON
IN MY DAY IT WAS CALLED GOLD FINGER
NOW WOULD YOU NOT THINK WHEN HE MILKED IT FOR ALL CHENEY CAN GET FROM THE AMERICAN PUBLIC
ALL TOGETHER NOW
WE WILL ALL GIVE HIM
THE GOLD FINGER
HATS OFF TO MS. LINDA RONSTADT - NOT ONLY SHOULD WE AS AMERICANS HONOR MICHAEL MORE AND FAHRENHEIT 911 WE SHOULD BUILD A MONUMENT NEXT TO THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT FOR ALL THE JOURNALISTS WORLD WIDE THAT DIED IN THAT WAR WHO BELIEVED THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE BOMB AND WHEN THE PRINTED WORD GOES TO PRESS SO CASTS THE FATE OF THE HALF-BAKED GREEDY TYPES WHO WOULD STEAL TAXPAYER MONIES IN THE NAME OF PEACE WHILE OUR CHILDREN DIE IN THE WAR WAGED ON DOMESTIC STREETS FOR LACK OF PEACE
.
LET FREEDOM
MICHAEL MORE
AND COMMERCIALIZED FREE
SPEECH
AND
LINDA RONSTADT RING
As much as I like to shack up in Las Vegas with a computer geek who has a fast Laptop and CPU and keeps my hard drive from getting floppy and who loves to keep hitting the insert key and the crap tables with me, I have decided not go to the Aladdin.
One has to ask if the Aladdin was not in essence helping the cause of democracy along by bringing attention to how Republican Las Vegas has gotten.
Does this mean that Democrats will have to go to Gardena to gamble ALSO ON THE PASS LINE will be the Indian Casino 's having recently coughed up a billion big time dollars to the "Schwarzenagger get even richer Campaign" as the friends of Conan the cuban cigar smoking crap-shooter kicked the butt of a sincere well meaning pro-active woman who fights for what she believes with the gifts god gave her rather than the biological weapons and bombs
or does this mean that the entire country has become divided due to the mishandling of the taxpayers 100 billion dollar losses in Iraq not to mention the lost souls. If anyone would believe that Linda Ronstadt mouthing off in Las Vegas makes a difference to somebody wanting various other type of stimulation available in Vegas call me a blog junkie. GLOBAL SHENANIGANS PERPETRATED ON UNSUSPECTING CONSUMERS/STOCKHOLDERS/TAXPAYERS ARE THE PROBLEMS IMPACTING AMERICANS all the way down to the INNER CITY and the CHILDREN ARNOLD WANTS TO SAVE are getting killed in street VIOLENCE This little piggy beat the living Geezus daylights out of the poor singer kid in Vegas and this little piggy ripped the heart out of the inner city and this little governor can't get his budget act together and this little piggy gave government contracts to his friends and these poor souls gave their childrens lives for no reason at all and had no home
to run all the way home to!. Good God we are just children having lived in darkness to long, we must learn the power of prayer even though I have given it up we must learn that our neighbor is our friend and we must not be drawn into total vengence we may have the power to see clear and the goodness to forgive, or do we?
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BLOG-GLOBAL-POLY-TICKS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN COP-OUT 7/15/2004 04:58:56 AM
Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2004 05:00:41 -0700
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CHAPTER I
THE CORPORATE PLOT UNFOLDS
SKIMMING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
IF IT LOOKS OR SMELLS LIKE HPSHOPPING.COM - COMPAQ OR HEWLETT PACKARD IT’S GOING TO BE ANOTHER ENRON TYPE NIGHTMARE - KEEP ON PACKING AND SHIPPING - WHERE DID YOUR STATE SALES TAX GO AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PAY SALES TAX IN THE FIRST PLACE
Skimming America graphic copyright BZH 1999
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IF IT LOOKS LIKE HPSHOPPING.COM - COMPAQ OR HEWLETT PACKARD IT’S GOING TO BE ANOTHER ENRON TYPE NIGHTMARE - KEEP ON PACKING AND SHIPPING - WHERE DID YOUR STATE SALES TAX GO AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PAY SALES TAX IN THE FIRST PLACE DEPARTMENT
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"A Crackdown on Corporate Crime and Abuse The US needs to crack down on corporate crime, fraud and abuse that have just in the last four years looted and drained trillions of dollars from workers, investors, pension holders and consumers. Among the reforms needed are resources to prosecute and convict the corporate executive crooks and to democratize corporate governance so shareholders have real power; pay back ill-gotten gains; rein in executive pay; and enact corporate sunshine laws, among others” Crimes
BlogOneDos thanks Ralph Nader for the inspiration to pursue what is just. Excerpted from the
Ralph Nader For President Website /Issues / Corporate”
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The nightmare begins from “day-one” ‘cept in this horror show you never wake up until you have called every government agency, ... Globally, then you are threatened in writing or Email to return the items, you are threatened with theft or fraud of items shipped to you in someone else’s name, your credit is under attack placed under attack by the company you bought it from.
THE CORPORATE PLOT UNFOLDS
One would think that buying a new computer, a laptop wireless computer, a state of the art computer, a customized to your specifications computer, an expensive beyond your budget computer, would be somewhat exciting, a pleasant experience; had you not walked into the Freddie Krueger buzz saw of computer companies, HPshopping.com, a subset-sub-entity-sub-par-out-source division of the parent corporation HP Technology, Hewlett Packard of Palo Alto California. One would think that police brutality in the inner city would have nothing to do with such joyous events, one would think that corporate privilege would also be far removed from such times of pride in happy to have bought a Compaq computer. How wrong could one be!!!
All one has to do in these days of low interest hi competitive spirit of the times, where first time home buyers get $500,000 loans at the bargain interest rates of the century, is to go to a website order an “off-the-shelf” or custom configured computer or as they call the more upscale models, “a CTO”, “Configured to Order”, and as I call it THE NIGHTMARE. Slam bang thank you mama and your on your way as soon as it is delivered; WRONG HACKER BREATH, there are some “iffy” bumps in the road” to computer heaven;
a) when it is delivered or if it is delivered,
b) if it is new or refurbished or defective or damaged
c) you have sent back 3 keyboards and mouse(s) (or is that mice(s) or meece(s)), 1 Thumb drive, a very clever way of taking your private materials wherever you go and is 3 times smaller than your flip-cell phone. The item, a joy to own No Way! A total of 5 items returned and reordered, twelve times waiting for the shipment from hell to be delivered, then picked up only to
d) do it again, still counting, are the days and weeks and months rolling by after which you are still sitting with not one but two computers, the second and third computer shipped after the first defective one was returned, 2 Compaq Notebooks “configured-to-order” the “machines from hell”, still waiting for the appropriate Return Authorizations Labels designating the item you received as opposed to a misplaced item presumably someone else’s nightmare also held captive in the hellish scheme. The labels which never arrive, then the news hits home,
e) one of the state of the art cutting edge computers in your possession which does not belong to you, due to an attempt by the company(s) Hewlett Packard and Hpshopping.com to placate your sense and that that as a consumer you hold dear that you are entitled to get what you paid for, and must fight for such privilege,
f) the company(s) send you a computer that belongs to someone else after you have waited for FedEx to pick up these items, RA’ed (return authorized), multiple times over a five month period of time under the so called no questions asked 30 day return guarantee policy and you have not got the opportunity to use the item for what you had intended because you are too busy downloading and installing software, EXAMING THE NUMEROUS DEFECTIVE COMPONENTS, then wiping-out all the work only to have to send it back so you can wait another month to get to work...
Like clock work and quicksand the computers arrive by FedEx or picked up by UPS and the cycle of frustration starts over again like groundhog day.. Then there are the endless telephone queues (or is that, queue) waiting for “tech support professionals” to determine if the computer needs to be returned within the 30 day window no questions asked period. When called via telephone the “technical support professionals”, an overstated misnomer created by Microsoft after having graduated thousands of “"techies"” worldwide at taxpayer expense, would more aptly be named “the shareholder international tax drainage torture out-source squads, “corporate epaulet’s” as this author refers to the trigger mechanism of the corporate trap.
The epaulets exist at numerous “DOT.com” internet addresses. They are the united front of the multiples of multi-national companies across multiple continents who make it a practice to waste your time and tax dollar, paid to educate them; they exist in the 24 hour world across all time zones. Many are employed by the Converges Company a massive conglomerate partnered with Microsoft and HP, the design of which is that the company provides the international real estate and computer hardware that houses the “Epaulets”, support professionals. ‘Epaulets” are the spearhead of a global corporate featherbedding scheme which would make Enron executives envious, that make domestic union feather bedding of the past look like finch-down compared to the vulture-down of the support professionals.
The issue of the out-sourcing of these jobs will become the destruction of the American middle class when the companies that out-sourced their labor decide it is profitable to in-source (import) the labor ostensibly opening the borders to anyone who wears a corporate epaulet, their house keepers gardeners and auto-mechanics and taxi drivers having been part of the trans-border land rush immigration 10 years prior.
The chance of retirement fades with the exporting of our taxes across the borders by a politicians so arrogantly called the terminator.
The Horror! The future of insurrection on the horizon congress and unions will be helpless to stop the clamber of incense burning techies from china and India from prancing over the borders with expertise in competition with Americans that have humongous credit card debt, college loans to repay and minimum wage laws that prevent the competition from being on a level playing field with the itinerant grapes of Windows wrath! Microsoft having been punished by the United States Justice Department, loosing as much as 50 billion in the consent decree limiting the reach of the third party dominance the company places on third party uses has over the pre-installed software distributed by ”partners” of Microsoft.
It is almost a sacrilege to suggest that Microsoft should be precluded from monopolistic practices world wide. As if the company would be likely to be loyal to the American consumer public as would a home-grown nationalist might have been prior to WWII is at best naive. The promise of return of benefit to the American economy was diminished by the precipitous fall from grace of the DOT.COM at the turn of the millennium. The domestic tech support professional was critical to worldwide control of markets by Microsoft. The jobs domestically were out-sourced to India, Utah having lost employment ground to Microsoft’s Global strategy was the tip of the cash cow where the taxpayer was going to pay through the foreign screw department while the Justice Departments efforts to shackle Microsoft was discarded like King Kong un-shackled prior to climbing the Empire State Building and swatting the military as Fay Ray fainted dead away. No happy ending here, the plot thickens and the tax coffers thin, the inner city and the minority issues symbolized in King Kong were inhibited by the very tool created by Microsoft, the operating system. Bill Gates was on the world wide monitor, his momentum had been temporarily slowed, but his megalomania, ambition was not.
The freedom from domestic legal copyright and patent restrictions was strategically crucial to the company, seeking to arrest copyright privileges of consumers. The company in theory objected to domestic shackles to restrict consumers from copying the operating system software, But, the loss was significant to Microsoft, they were now literally and figuratively on the global monitor. But all there partners were not, as in Fantasia, Merlin’s broom closet was forced to accommodate a host more of brooms, Bill Gates had acquired partners he had not known existed and he was able to do all of this with a four dollar haircut and an Alfred E. Newman Smile.
The concept behind the objections to such limitations by the Justice Department charges by the company is quite simple. If they were not permitted to extends their dominance over such “casual pirates”, those who would dare to make multiple copies of the operating system for use on multiple home computers would not only dip into the pocket of Microsoft but would cripple their global aspirations . The question revolved around the source code and the out-sourcing of jobs. The underlying language of the Windows Operating System was at issue. Was the design of electronic intellectual property a patent or copyright issue? Could I create a hammer then under the patent, restrict someone who bought it from using it in more than one room of their home or giving it to a friend who wanted to build their own home with the hammer I designed. Could I restrict the use of the hammer by license. Bill went a step further, he partnered with companies like Hewlett Packard sold licenses to the company to place the software on the computers Hewlett Packard sold and then attempted to condition the consumers use of the computer hardware via the warranty rights that attached to the system.
But I digress with good reason:
Microsoft’s international aspirations strike at the heart of their claim that casual piracy infringements on private use are well founded. They are “patently” not! When looking at the structure of the out-source of companies “partnered” with Microsoft, having Military contracts and writing off their international blunders at the expense of the domestic employee pensions and stockholders and the small consumers that invest their futures in an operating system that does not correctly or effectively work with products their partners manufacture in countries that neither care or respect the good faith or commitment of the American marketplace and ultimately abuse the good faith of the consumer is the problem in capsulated. The blunders are nothing less than international bowel movements.
The problems are more complex than just a singular megalithic company partnering, while pitted against the wealth of the American taxpayer, when companies with military contracts like Hewlett Packard can not only avoid taxes but remove the taxpayer’s monies across the border the plot thickens, the demise of the American economy not unreasonably the consequence of the greed.
Megalithic multi-billion dollar corporations are now united in a manner of there most feared nemesis of the bygone era, communism. The nightmare haunting siren screams out, Corporate Hacks and rip-off of the world unite.
ENRONIZE NOW!
Good god they are free at last, to pillage at the behest of the American taxpayer while America’s very existence is threatened under the greed driven by leadership ignorance. When contacting the press room, Campaign to Elect Kerry for President after giving the press person the gist of the issues from product liability out-sourcing and tax theft, his retort was, this is not a campaign issue and then the phone went, click.
Yet the confusions of the Kerry campaign inner sanctum was not hip to a past public outcry by John Kerry who promises to recapture 12 billion dollars of lost revenue, if elected, losses due to global out-sourcing by corporate America. Denied as a campaign issue spreading, now freely, the corporate arrogance, its privatized corruption exploiting the tax dollar resources of private consumer sales as the Madame in a brothel who picks pockets of clients engaged in the fulfillment of their desires.
The stockholder along with the taxpayer (one-in-the same), inevitably pays for an hourly-wage-out-source-wish-come-true, a 7 to 12 hour support session across the international dateline at the expense of the customers’ “free time” good nature and fear of being “hanged-up, upon” (or is that “hung-up on”) or being accidentally disconnected during the call due to the local Telco (telephone company’s) problems with your DSL line only to be intentionally internationally disconnected in the hopes of India to “palm-you-off” (no “connection” to a palm-pilot”), on to the Canadians “a veritable support professional techie butcher shop, if it wasn't’t broke it soon will be” so as to get rid of the “tough warranty-problem customers” making the company support success rate appear as the quality control heaven it is not.
The bottom statistical line of the existence, look good for the stockholder, India in competition for the jobs with Canada. The customers are driven back, beat back to the phone queues if they are not cooperative, giving private information across local, state and international borders to employees that have no idea what the luxury and privilege of privacy is all about nor would they care if they did.
They demand under the guise of corporate policy to extract full social security numbers, opting for the last four numbers should a customer get irate about such arrogance in the name of corporate policy. The company(s) demand information that arguably only a proctologist or gynecologist would need.
The least of the consequence of such private information grab are that you may have subjected yourself to being spammed and exposed to computer virus and malware and badgered by email whence you know not where it emanated from unless you buy the upgraded versions of the 30 trial software that came with your computer whereby your warranty is voided if you do not use it. Might one suspect that the people that sold you the cure had created the virus?
Random chance plays heavily on your ability to get satisfaction after being placed back in the telephone queue, if you can remember why you called in the first place and not having hung up out of your own desire to express a non-professional manner of frustration. In testing these inadequacies of services having experienced them first hand confirming with Hewlett Packard the problem, this author logged 308 telephone calls in approximately five months in an attempt to resolve the company’s arrogant manner of dumping the problem on the paying customer. The sales force, the tech support consumer lines the commercial lines department, the military government contract department was also queried, then the corporate offices and finally the office of the CEO Carly Fiorina, a hard nose business woman emanating out of the bowels of Lucent technology now selling for little more than 3 dollars a share after having risen to the summit of over 100 less than 5 years ago. I digress; that is certainly an issue for further investigation. Continuing, India’s arch rival Canada, per-chance, picks the ailing customer problem out of the transferred call queue and gets stuck with the unsolvable problem when the customer gets re-queues-ed (that’s phonetically pronounced, “re-ca-weed”). Out-sourced the customer is hurled internationally back into the telephone queue by the “support-professional” in India.
The customer begins to catch wind of being of the serious issues after repeating this “real life computer game” procedure on the third go-round of returns and endless tech support contacts that do not find resolve, each time a “NEW” DEFECTIVE PRODUCT IS DELIVERED replacing the former defective product, the SUPPORT PROFESSIONAL(S) sessions are artificially prolonged beyond the ten minutes it should have taken, the sessions LASTING UP TO TWELVE STRAIGHT HOURS ACROSS THE GLOBAL DATELINE SPANNING 2 CALENDAR DATES, 11 TECH SUPPORT PROFESSIONALS CONTRIBUTING THEIR CONFUSIONS AS if they knew what they were doing, the stockholder paying the phone bill, the customer the Guinea-pig for the high tech high stakes product, they gamble the consumer’s time and financial credit, cannibalized by the defective products assembly line located in Shanghai China and Thailand, the manufacturer labor working for “coolie” wages. Does anyone doubt the Governor of California who insists he will bring the corporations back to America, while the World Headquarters of one very successful California major supplier of memory is presently under construction in Shanghai China.
But I digress again:
Such issues of out-sourcing had been observed first hand by this author, establishing a Wireless Microsoft Base Station MN700 configuration. The task involved 11 tech support people to do the deed at the expense of the shareholders, the two multi-national tech squads both in India and their counterparts in the United States simultaneously ripping the taxpayer/shareholder a new balance sheet. The MN700 is necessary for the wireless connection of a computer to the internet, providing such wonderful attractions to the computer world as wireless chat rooms at Starbucks and other gathering places other than the historical “Bar Scenes” meat shops now converted to nerd shops.
What is still further of notable interest, the fact of the same company, Hpshopping.com that sold me the item, separate entity, is a division of Hewlett Packard Company the “parent company partnered with Microsoft to provide such technical strategic wizardry melding the “united front” SKIMMING AMERICA domestically while globally attempting the same veiled dominance, not to mention the profitable arrogance of collecting taxes locally while exporting jobs wherever they go crippling free trade and commerce in the name and identity of free enterprise, it sure is but not in behalf of the for the American consumer.
THE ACTUAL TIME NECESSARY TO HAVE THE TASK COMPLETED WAS 15 MINUTES NOT 8 HOURS. CA-CHING, I HEAR ENRON STOCKHOLDERS TURNING IN THEIR PREMATURE GRAVES
One often gets consoled when bringing the absurdity to the attention of HP Corporate Headquarters in the United States. THE CUSTOMER RELATIONS Advocate experts identify the exorbitant time frame necessary to resolve technical issues as one of language, despite the fact everyone is speaking English. As for the 45 minutes to get someone to attempt to resolve the issues only after one is sucked into the telephone queue, one never does get resolve nor does the continuing anguish of the customer experiences ever fade, a case number is only sometimes assigned to the nightmare that has no sunny morning coffee break, the horror, the horror, it just keeps going month after month ... and they wonder why Ralph Nader runs for office, might it be that he had owned or presently owns 4.5 million dollars of Cisco, a company that makes the uplink switching for ground-to-satellite-to-ground communications, the stuff the big boys use for high speed information transfers!!!
The “mullet-customer”, as perceived by one sadistic sales person named Jason at HpShopping.com (The name Jason seems to be a favorite alias used by the sales personnel, claiming the U.S. Homeland Security Act allows for such evasive tactics to protect the company privacy at the expense of the customer sanity even though the sales people are in Canada. Works for me, but isn’t the Homeland Security Act supposed to protect me from marauding rip-offs in Canada who seek to unload defective product as a custom and practice.
The defective computers go back to China with personal recoverable private information still in data form on the hard drives rife for the picking. Might this also be at issue with U. S. Military contracts and returns of defective merchandise?
The BlogOneDos, got suspicious of the alias routine after three sales representatives, their supervisors and customer service employees within 60 minutes stated their names as being, you got it, Jason. Suspicion was heightened, when one female sales person, the fourth imposter, said that her name was also Jason while referring to the inquiry about 0% financing, the customer was referred to as the “mark”, “...the “mark” (the customer) she described, “gets ample time to contemplate their navel while meditating on why any company gives 0% interest and 0 payments for twelve months.” I am still pondering the remark... OM!
Not to wonder anymore, the unsuspecting “mark” is 5 of the 12 months into the re-queue-ed support professionalism, the repetition of RETURN MERCHANDISE NIGHTMARE darkening, as the consumer is ultimately enlightened, the finance company’s invoice, a revealing factor, “hits home”. The customer does not have the guaranteed satisfaction having been satisfied after numerous items have been returned and then repurchased, or for that matter the rebate, has not been rebated, absent is a discernible itemized accounting, the discount coupons impossible to track as credited, nor are the price reductions and price guarantees been decipherable, nor has the “new” CTO, customized computer” as ordered 4 months prior been finally delivered, missing still the joy, the peace of mind you originally expected, nor have you completed your work, the reason for the purchase in the first place. If you had a mind to begin with, it was out-sourced, left at the end of the corporate gold-brick road. Looming is a penalty of full interest accrued for twelve months if the confusions are not resolved and pay-off is not honored 100% to the penny, paid by the 12th month. The consumer has now been identified as “MARK”
Though you may be inclined to think that the price of computers is dropping, computers do not come cheap these days, the one I ordered was more than $2300 dollars including the so called EXTENDED warranty services. As the interest accrues at a prevailing rate of almost 19% in the event the terms of full payment have not been met by judgment day, the 12th month. As the plot thickens one begins to see that the impossible quest of figuring out the cost of items purchased and repurchased and returned and then returned again and again, the interest clock ticks... Tick tock tick tock.
As the Finance POLY-TICKS keep ticking the time trap is set to catch the unsuspecting customer in the corporate credit dungeon. In order to avail oneself of the very attractive looking package that should place anyone at ease about such an ambitious expenditure, one must hurdle past the Hindi common screw department, when seeking technical support. But, not to stop there one encounters the blue screw department immediately after the common screw department, you see, ...India throws support professional bodies at defective products as an innovative technical solutions scheme dividing the products into model and serial numbers whereby the specialization is geared for the richest of the Hindi commodities, human confusion. Enter the “Golden Screw” professionals. But, India ingenuity does not stop there as you are led to believe, by being passed to the next department, the Golden Screw Department;” it will be the last stop, yes the last stop before the phone goes click and your in the phone queue level 1 again which has been re-named in your absence to the royal screw department and you then hear a recorded announcement,
“If you want to make a call, hang-up and try again.”
I must herein remark that never has anyone in India presented themselves in a hostile or impolite fashion, in fact that is the disarming technique of a people who have mastered the art of devotional love to ideals which are as powerful and disarming as any attempt to be non-professional. Now! If that type of professionalism does not add insult to injury or might not have been enough to prompt you to express, “expletive deletive” ( a term reminiscent of the Nixon years) one needs to realize that the jobs market in India as cheap yet over-qualified as the labor might be is still subject to competition for the jobs with Canada.
The Canadian contingency has one big ego tripping competitive head-trip game as interesting as any international Olympic Games had you the customer not been the official game, jump-ball. Apparently, confusions are created by manipulation of identifying numbers the stuff that excuses and White lies are made of until they become the stuff of bait and switch of products that have plausible denial as a cover to their scandalous arrogance and defective manufacture. You, as customer, are ordered, to do what they say or lose the warranty service.
As one submits to overbearing dominance you are instructed to destroy your data and wipe out the hard disc causing the necessity for the product to be returned and the month long wait for another customized computer is visited on your by-pass surgeon, once again.
Now we come to the smoking gun;
THE SMOKING GUN OR MORE APTLY PUT
SMOKING COMPUTER
Serial numbers, product numbers and model numbers seem to add to the infighting that India passes to Canada when they are hard pressed to address the problems of the customers technical support needs. They are given incentives to get the job done quick and efficiently, so states Nipun, a Hindi based employee who described the team effort, where India is pitted against the Canadian “epaulets,” the “support professionals.”
From the clients perspective the NUMBERS are supposed to be just another way to determine,
WUZ IN THE BOX or WHOSE COMPUTER is IN THE BOX when the BOX is IN THE HOUSE
But as fate would have it "Wuz in the box ? and Whose it belongs to? and Whose gonna fix it?" is attached to the numbers game and if the numbers do not match then nobody is gonna fix it under the warranty or accept return for the box so you git another fresh nightmare.
The problem relative to this concept is that it caps out as being an ill spirited, misconcieved hair brained scheme of internal-out-source-competition. The warring factions forget the sufferings of the customer getting disconnected after 1 hour in the queue, the caller’s only crime, desiring relief from yet another “new” defective computer.
Now the issue becomes the stuff that make dog whistles so attractive. You can call the dog home and nobody hears it but you and the dog or until BlogOneDos blows the whistle. Such compromise of a NEW COMPUTER is treacherous and requires that each and every aspect of a new system be scrutinized to the nth degree. Might this be the Chinese retailation with Americans for bugging a 707 sold to the President of the Peoples Reepublic. Part of the company justification for continually sending the BlogOneDos computer after computer and key board and mouse after keyboard and mouse is the way in which the company utilizes the intelligence factor of the customer to monitor the products coming in from China. Throw another computer at the customer and see what passes for acceptable defects.
During one enduring episode of tech support configuring a "new" defect and installing the O.E.M. Software, it was discovered after assigning the customary user name that the computer came up with someone elses name... a cryptic NUMBER that said
"You are #G4 0934u2fu, ( The names have changed to protect the innocent). The name as described attached itself to any name that was created as a user on the computer and did not disappear nor did it appear in a visible customary fashion it was discoverd per chance.
Not Until the BlogOne Dos figured out that such antics were the stuff of spy movie games whereby the "manufacturer or other interested parties" could regain the private data contained on the system when returned to China or given to another unsuspecting "mark".
Homeland Security could care less includee in that the FBI and CIA.
The resolve of the issue if caught could have been address with a lengthy computer low level format had the computer not been formated in such a manner that removal of the "unremovable" sector would void the warranty. It must be said that this was not a virus because it came "factory" pre-installed with "the New defective computer"
So, if you catch them cheating, they void your warranty. The pursuit of the issues entail the customer being passed between software companies and hardware companies... and one never sleeps in the hell hole of 24 hour tech support.
Issues of protecting ones private telephone numbers and security and getting a timely return call after being dropped multiple times makes the warranty service not practical, internationally. Failure to receive a return call is common.. Client, corporate relationships become stressed and are consequential for the complete breakdown of the communications essential to resolve problems. The author finds Hewlett Packard and Hpshopping.com to be a mash pit of failed sales support and product quality control associated with high ticket products. The obligations of responsibility is continually passed from scores of departments until frustration is the only product the company(s) sells.
The ability to reconnect to the support professional half -way-round the world is near impossible , if at all, in less than 45 minutes.
The caller is passed down an international gauntlet, a procession of “support professionals” not recognizing the data base identifying numbers including your “address physical”, as opposed to but also including your “address non-physical” your social security number and your product identifying numbers.
After 20 minutes of intake you are chastised due to your lack of professionalism when screaming in the telephone and pulling-out the last patches of hair you have left on your head... And your computer is only 12 hours “new” but forever defective.
My wife knew less about me after 25 years of marriage than the support professionals on three continents.
Product Serial number and tracking numbers in advance of the shipment merchandise would obviate many of the problems that ensued identification being a massive problem when considering international identify theft and the breakdown of HP world wide communications and out-source scheme. When considering this last issue, one must not get in bed with the serial number confusions being manipulated by the out-sourced company and the sales force of Hpshopping.com unless you want the greedy types to threaten fraud and theft after they ship you products you did not order and then demand you send them back. Beware! Your problems never having resolve, Along about now in your abduction of your good faith and nature the company asks you to take a customer satisfaction survey… DUH! Pass the cyanide!!! If that “in’t” enough nightmares department: We now come to the real beef;
PANHANDLING FOR TAX DOLLARS
where the gold in “dem dere hills” is found!
0 % 0 PAYMENTS FOR 12 MONTHS
One begins to glean the attraction of the here kitty kitty, at the heart of buying one of these “dot com mind-traps” is a Venus fly trap, the opportunity to not pay for the items for 12 months. …No interest and not payments for 12 months.
5 months into the finance game, the company is offering a buy back for the same price you paid after you have spent hundreds of hours waiting in queue, reformatting, testing dysfunctional batteries, being passed to Microsoft’s international rat maze so as to verify that the problems you are experiencing are hardware related and not software related. Then it dawns on you that you have been dealing with corporate veils across state and international borders and they have charged you $200 dollars local sales tax and the company writes off the expenses while yanking your chain in multiple fiscal years, ... and the stockholder never sees the international bottom line Like stealth aircraft moving across the horizon in the night the tax dollars disappear across the border and around the world to India and Canada. The company buying favors of employment while the consumer gets the hang-up.
The California Out-of-State-auditor is helpless, often too limited in their abilities to chase the missing sales tax funds across state lines let alone international borders. Then to add insult to highway robbery the sales tax sections of exemptions are written into the state codes which protect the friends of the governor, holding them harmless if found to be doing business within the state, the loopholes interface with the rebates, price guarantee, price drops and discount coupons. The consumer is burdened with the tax and the arrogance of the company providing the golden and royal screw services as a standard included in the price.
Few give the tax collector a second thought, except when the consumer is asked to cover the deficit of their leadership having provided the incentives for corporate America to vault across the border like Mexican immigrants heading in the opposite direction… no wonder there little to no interest in border control there is so much activity coming and going, the corporations leaving with your tax dollar and the Mexican human flood have-nots following the road to the age old American dream.
This author has little lost love for the tax collector but when the Governor, wears $17,500 dollar boots, asks the California taxpayer to cough up a $17 billion dollar bond issue and his supporters are given the green light to jump across state and national borders, evading issues of ethical and moral content, if not legally questionable, one needs only to look at the vacuum the lost tax dollar growing impact, accumulating the seeds of in the inner city collapse, once again, where the police resolve problems in fighting crime violently ravaging the first hit areas of tax drain, illustrating oh so graphically, the plight of the inner city, subjected to violence driven by out-sourcing jobs and opportunity. The “flight” of corporate America to counties states and countries ready to work sometimes for 40 to 70 percent less. the design of such behavior is reminiscent of the white-flight of the mid 70’s where the issue was bussing of students from inner cities to the neighbors getting the tax buck or vice in an attempt to resist the social engineering precluding the have-nots from the benefits of society. The irony is that the same reactionary corporate structure of the 70’s is targeting a political hot-potato, a strategy, of a burning prophetic nature, the brutality that awaits a city void of the tax dollar. The vacuum of funding creates poverty zones cementing the potential of a inner city unrest, a legacy that cities like Los Angeles know oh so well. In the parlance of the very powerful hardware peddlers around the world, the omissions of conscience are a “NULL” abstaining from their “homeland obligations” grabbing only, for the shrinking profits of a market heading south since the late 90’s they create the environments, the seeds of their maniacal informational scheme to rule the world has no limits they also take the tax dollar with them. The corporation takes the tax dollar ear marked for community improvements improving their bottom lines leaving behind the rampage to come.
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In checking with the board of Sales and Use tax division, in this case, the California State Board of Equalization, the Board has a difficult time in collecting un-paid taxes by major corporations in a state that is panhandling the taxpayer for billions of dollars of bond issues in a failing budget battle pitted against Arnold Shwarzenegger and his supporters none other than HP, Hewlett Packard, reporting revenues of 19 Billion Dollars last year against the reluctant Californian constituency who has been “Enron-ed” to near bankruptcy. 60 billion in debt. Californians are continually asked for more taxes when the contributors to the governor’s coffers “out-source” their fair share... CONSTITUENTS JOBS AND THEIR FUTURES!
There is a hole in the bucket. One staff member within the office of finance wishing to remain anonymous referred to the matter retorting, “This is not new.”
BlogOneDos did not invent crime and most crime is not new, but the comment raises anger. If it is not new then you have certainly had 30 years, enough time to contemplate your own government navels and come up with a resolution to prevent riots in our inner cities because friends of government get to be privileged in our courts and congress while foreign based companies gut the resources of a great city like Los Angeles the gateway to the orient not a scavenged carcass of industry.. THE SAME Governor of the state that boasts the 5th largest economy in the world, CALIFORNIA, GOVENOR SWARZNEGGER, produced and starred in TOTAL RECALL, A FILM made in Mexico for a budget of $25 Million Dollars,. Only objection here considering the needy condition of Mexico is the fact that Californians elected a governor who is supposed to be an American representing the best interest of Californian not feeding the insatiable greed of global industry in exchange for a long shot at a run for the presidency. This author believes that the odds for that to happen are slim to none.
The Governor makes idol claims; he is going to bring business back to California. I think he will succeed only after he has exported all the jobs and all the services to BOMBAY, NEW DEHLI, BANGLORE, BRITISH COLUMBIA NOVA SCOTIA AND THAILAND SHANGHAI AND MANILA in an effort to export an American crusade around the world.
This opinionated journalist, the BlogOneDos, wonders if the terminator will terminate his supporters ploy, continue looking the other way on issues of taxes owed Californian’s, forgive his supporters that portion of the unpaid taxes due hidden in the accountant’s secret handbooks, while further burdening the taxpayer in the tradition of Ronald Reagan blaming the ills of deficit on out of control government. Our Governor is panhandling for the privileged. He apparently sees the taxpayer, the “mark” consumer dollars galore, dollars to cover the ENRON executives and the lingering Enron debt, miraculously finding a billion tax dollars in the Indian Reservation gaming rooms as he eyes union pension funds that built the casinos. This game is more like a squirrel finding the hidden nuts.
The governor taxes, the government does not collect the tax, and then the government needs more tax... makes perfect sense if you are part of the privileged class that can afford to wear $17,500 hand made boots like the governor while the inner-city alleged felon gets bludgeoned in the streets because a vacuum of finance is being removed to China, Canada, India and the Philippines The consumer is getting the remanufactured parts, products infused back into the system under the watchful eye of the “Governor” who is committed to bringing business back to California.. . Looks good on the books... but where are the books? The problem resides in the state tax codes and friends of the governor who short change the customers and the state. The BlogOneDos refers the reader to the California Sales Tax website
http://www.boe.ca.gov/sutax/topdebt.htm
(to link to the site hold cntrl key click while pointing to the link)
To see the top ten abusers of the sales tax in the State of California. There are abuses in every state.
Resources that could be putting more police on the streets, have better health care for the undocumented, more education for the buck, more drivers documentation for the foreigner and to the community services that are dearly needed for emergency situations as if this issue is not such an emergency. The Board of Equalization website is one piece of work, illustrating the tip of the iceberg that confirms that for every million dollar abuser “in-State”, corporate crime pays.
The billion dollar companies move their pea and shell game across international borders making the game one of catch as catch can vs. Corporate party line retort mouthed by the Governor that bringing business back to California is the first priority ...albeit, if you believe that one, I have a bridge in Brooklyn that is for sale... no sales tax will be charged if shipped out-of-state. I suggest we begin selling the government to the highest bidder but I fear we have already embarked upon that endeavor!
Which brings me to the HOME STRETCH? If I were lord, no too ambitious, If I were President, no, too impossible, if I were Governor of California, yes, anyone can obtain that office, my insider friends could make on average 8% “right off the top profit accounting line”, GROSS” gross sales! Considering General Motors often “caps-out” at less than 3% of the net, I would certainly opt for taking a hike across the Canadian border and give the jobs to India who can provide services for $375 a month for educated high quality professionals who hang the phone up on customers if the spirit moves them.
Now! The BlogOneDos never complains unless there is a remedy a resolve to this unique grab for the booty. BolgOneDos suggests that what is good for the gooses is good for the VULTURE... to wit:
TRUE GLOBALIZATION VS MULTI-NATIONAL GLOBAL CRONYISM
EXPORT THE GOVERNORS STAFF TO CANADA AND INDIA AND FOR THAT MATTER EXPORT AND OUT SOURCE THE ENTIRE BUSH GOVERNMENT TO CHINA.
LET 'EM EAT CAKE IT IS MORE THAN THE INNER CITY POOR ARE EATING!!!
As of press time the governor is threatening to make part time the offices of our legislators, because he has a political budget black eye. I almost agree with the hackneyed politic used more as a threat than a viable concept as in Oregon. I whole heartedly would proffer, a counter offer.
I would cut deeper, start with the Los Angeles, department of housing, (go three levels deep ) into the LOS ANGELES DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING Enforcement Division then head for the upper management who is not guilty of being a referral service they are guilty of not answering the telephone, ever!. Even the secretaries have voice mail.
REMEMBER THE GOVERNORS PROMISE TO CLEAN HOUSE TO WIT: AND CONSIDERING HIS $17,500 BOOTS LETS ALL SING TOGETHER;
OH GIVE ME A HOME WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM AND I'LL GIVE YOU A DIRTY HOME.
ONLY THING THE GOVERNOR CLEANED WAS THE TAXPAYERS' CLOCK!!
Then proceed down the list, of all STATE government staff, statewide starting with the governors office and for every day shift of 10 hours saved,
EMPLOY A COP ON THE BEAT… WALKING THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEAT, HAVE AN AUCTION OF THE GOVERNORS BOOTS AND DONATE THE MONEY TO THE FAMILY'S OF THE POLICE THAT HAVE DIED DEFENDING WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE EQUITABLE RULE OF LAW.
EMPLOY A CONSTRUCTION WORKER OR A CASINO UNION MEMBER OR SOMEONE TO STOP THE EFFLUGENTS OF DIRTY INDUSTRY FINDING ITS WAY INTO THE WATER TABLE VIA THE SEWER SYSTEMS
EMPLOY THE PUBLIC WORKS PEOPLE EMPLOY THE SHIRT-SLEEVES WILLING IMMIGRANTS YEARNING TO BE FREE AND WORK HARD FOR THE PRIVILEGE
EMPLOY THE DISABLED WHO WILL WORK JUST AS HARD AS ANYONE NOT PUMPING AIR THROUGH THEIR LIPS LIKE THE GOVERNOR PUMPING TAXES OUT OF STATE TO HIS SUPPORTERS "ENRONIZING CALIFORNIA" SETTING A TONE FOR THE NATIONAL ELECTIONS OF BUDGET TYRANNY
THEN GIVE THE REST OF THE JOBS TO OREGON WEST VIRGINIA, NEW MEXICO, UTAH AND 20 MORE ON THE LIST THAT WOULD NOT HANG THE PHONE UP LIKE THE GOLDEN SCREW ROYAL RIP OFFS IN INDIA AND CANADA
OUT SOURCE THE GOVERNOR TO AUSTRIA AND TELL HIS INDOLENT CORPORATE SUPPORTERS TO GO FETCH THE TAXES AND BRING IT BACK OR SPEND SOME TIME WITH KENNETH LAY AND TELL THE NON PRODUCTIVE UNION BOSSES WHO SAY THEY ARE WORKING ON THE PROBLEM FOR A LONG TIME WHILE THEY STACK THE OFFICES OF GOVERNMENT WITH INDOLENT INSIDERS, NON-PRODUCTIVE GOVERNMENT STAFFERS DRAINING THE TAX DOLLAR SETTING THE TONE FOR RACE RIOTS IN THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE.
I'LL PACK THE GOVERNORS LUNCH WHEN HE TAKES THE HIKE ACROSS THE BORDER WITH HIS FRIENDS!
Am I biased…. Am I a hopeless romantic, a zealot, a dreamer? No! I am mad as hell and a Cold Hearted Stone Sober Realist!!!
and I am an American born in America!
A part-time government as well as an out source government raises questions of CRONYISM which has recently drawn attention to the need to scrutinize surrounding communities where government staffers, hard up for more buck, the employees supplementing their incomes by "cornering the part-time opportunities in POLITICKS, in the small town market"; in a conflict-of interest, they manipulate this insidious poly-tick of the smaller cities surrounding larger communities. Creating the double-breasting-right-wing conspiracy! The political hacks looking to perpetuate their whimpish authority upon anyone they can. They become POLY-STAFFERS, (POLITICAL-STAFFERS), "The Trigger Mechanism" for the hellish nighmare that is to follow;
Already compromised is objectivity in numerous areas of state and local government not the least of which is the awarding of contracts in return for political support… So, what's new? What's new is the backside, the staffers utilize their employment exposure to access the big-wig politicians and corporate types, so as to show favoritism in return for support in turning the small town Mayoral jobs into windfall profits while their staff jobs and consulting services are suspect, a plausable seedling of a cancer which I call “Out-source-inbred-cronyism.” The inner city now worse off than ever becomes the inner sanctum by virtue of the exclusion from the quality jobs. The seeds of which gave the world a...
POLITICAL EQUIVALENT TO THE CAST OF DELIVERANCE AND A GOVERNOR THAT WANTS TO LEAD THE REPUBLICAN MOB of SUPPORTERS TO THE WASHING MACHINE OF GLOBAL ECONOMIC SALVATION FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE CHILDREN
IN ORDER TO BE EQUITABLE,
THE PART-TIME -OUTSOURCING OF GOVERNMENT GOLD-BRICK JOBS IS BLOGONEDOS' EXCLUSIVE CONCEPT .
No one is to blame politically except the BlogOneDos who believes , do the right thing and do the difficult thing and that does not mean the political hack indolent club raises taxes because they are too dumb to be creative and do the hard work. ...And it does not mean giving the jobs to China and India having to learn Chinese and Hindi, It means take the control back! Then manage it domestically or get out-sourced! If you don't, YOUR FIRED!!!
The concept is not so far fetched when you think about it. There are many states in the USA that would "bite at the bit" to get a piece of the non-essential action, to compete for California's government jobs out-sourced at a competitive price , similar to the way the Sheriffs personnel are often contractually out-sourced (marginally out-sourced, rented to locals that cannot afford to supply there own police force due to the high rate of per-capita expense for uniforms, squad cars and pension and retirement benefits to name a few, not to mention the loss of revenues impacting the smaller communities more than the larger ones. Then there are those government jobs that are more apt to be carried out as a referral service from one department to the other... you know like India and the common screw, blue screw, golden, screw departments., whereby you get referred from one office of government to another and another until you get sent from the Department of Defense to the Parking Enforcement in the mythical country of OZ.
Gee Whiz! What is good for the goose is good for the vulture, like all of those patrol cars with high tech satellite surveillance equipment, who is getting the sweet contract to sell those used vehicles when they are less than "new", like who gets the ones that are not in the public auctions Does China get the information in the data base. also? Who gets the returned government hard discs with all the private information on the discs, are they going back to China? Do we have a Cabinet Czar of Chinese data bases.
The reader has been this news route many times before, where one tries to call the FBI or the CIA and issues of Homeland Security becomes don’t bother us we get paid to bother you.
OUT-SOURCE 'EM’! If they give you a telephone number and say call them... OUT-SOURCE THEM, West Virginia needs the work, so does Oregon, so does New Mexico, and so does India. If the governor’s office sends you to the Mayor of your city relative to a state issue, OUT-SOURCE the Governors staff... The hourly wage will be lower and the Governor will be able to experience first hand the frustration of the corporate turn the other cheek routine and the “queue!” Accountability is the issue here;
In 1789 we the people did not get out of bed on a sub-zero morning to vote for a government referral service and get the royal screw hang-up. We voted for the stuff wherein a proactive government does not mean we look for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, after we know the weapons have been smuggled back into the USA after we the people sold Iraq the equipment to generate weapons grade bacteria.
Whether it is old news or new news, moral or ethical or legal to require tax be collected, before new tax is approved, where budget is predicated on priority of crime vs. priority of privilege, for the friends of elected government.
We the people, must seek to find if there is a strata of privilege whereby one pays tax and the friends of the elected officials enjoy a tax holiday. A tax never being paid is different than tax being collected by independant agents of the the State then denied the attention to the details that would fill the coffers of the general fund is moot, but what is not moot is that there is a difference between not paying tax and that of collecting tax and keeping it. Passing it across international borders and then out-sourcing the jobs paid for with tax dollars and the loss of revenues to the thieves. Stealing health benefits, peaceable habitable, future potentials for the constituents after the flood gates of the borders have been opened turning the civil order into civil disobedience and then riots in the streets, as never before.
Was this not Nixonian Democracy where the IRS was targeting citizens while profits of war were being spirited in weapons smuggled from one Warring country only to be sold at a later time to the next incursions. The tax payer losing more than taxes, they lost their children. The president sought audits while the making his target list and checking it twice? If you were not for the man, you were agin’ the most power hungry megalomaniac in the history of the United States, setting the stage to dismantle the tax structure of America to take it global under the guise it is good for business. It was, for the friends of government, not the taxpayers of America..
How fast we forget. After all China speaks the language of Republican Global out-sourcing and the World Trade Organization. Globalized, efficient business is re-invented, to encompass reselling of defective merchandise, India trouble shoots issues of defective products befuddled, confused by the numbers ploy of multiple data bases, the issues are passed to Canada, repackages the products, perverting the contractual terms of finance, “if found”, after return, never satisfying the disgruntled customers, as the Canadian contingency ships yet another dysfunctional product. The next dysfunction if not found by the customer within 30 days of receipt, the replacement served to effectively bait and switch an individual into terms of replacement and warranty as opposed to no-questions-asked-return policy whereby a used product becomes legal compensation for the original "new one purchased" but now falls outside the time frame of returning the product no questions asked.
The consumer has been "switched" once again when the new product replacement which is defective, for the old dysfunctional product. The customer gets a new problem insuring continued employment growth, for the Canadians, whose implied competitive motto, “if”, it in”t broke we don’t fix it we break it, then we will replace it with another defective product with a different defect.
A business corrupt scheme like this taking place under the nose of the Governor, while the Governors supporters, Hp, out-sources the bookkeeping, elected a Governor that is” blind” to the practice yet when informed refers the State issue to the Mayor of Los Angeles.
Hp.com attempts to intimidate the the unsuspecting customers while at arms length from their subsidiary, while reaping the benefits of sales tax via the permit that they carry, or was that raping the benefits.
And then there is China… but that is the subject of another encyclopedia.
The Governor then promises to bring business home or was that bring the jobs home or was it to import the alien labor force in the future to the dismay of the unions... hmm.
This theme is echoed by the terms used by the software industry “beta version and Release version of software; to Wit; a Microsoft beta version means, Microsoft has isolated a bug in the software is addressing the resolve of the problem as opposed to Release version, Microsoft has still got a software problem bug, but the customer is going to pay for the hunt for the solution; Ergo, The Technical Support Professional is born, and the consumer tax dollar goes to kingdom-come and thy will be done. The way it was... and can be again; A company must provide for the ability for you to physically pick up an item within the State and to have a “point of presence” in that State in order to derive the right to charge sales tax, “if” they have a California permit to do so as applies in this example. Each state has its’ own way of dealing with the drainage, the Corporate Sucks” issue.
They avoid confronting out-source violators like congress avoids the campaign reform issues, maybe they are one and the same, the resources move across international borders. Hpshopping.com is said to have such presence in Sunnyvale, California, so states an unnamed employee of Hewlett Packard and Hpshopping.com but when attempting to find the company in Sunnyvale ones does not find the company or the permit.
To the contrary, and UPON INVESTIGATION OF THE FACTS; Hpshopping.com does not have a permit to collect sales tax nor do they have a direct line telephone to their alleged headquarters in California, nor are they located in Sunnyvale, California as the “consumer / shopper” is led to believe. In this case HpShopping.com claims that they are represented as headquartered in Sunnyvale California but to date have no telephone number whereby a consumer may resolve issues within the United States or have we the American people out-sourced the issues of local taxation internationally.
When purchasing a computer product via telephone or internet. the customer is routed to Nova Scotia or Ontario Canada, where Hpshopping.com seems to nest their sales force vultures. The tele-service “washing machine” revolves around Hewlett Packard. “Hewlett Packard, ,“as parent corporate” the claims contact for Hpshopping.com out-sourcing their customer grief in a circle-jerk pass the disgruntled to Hewlett Packard Company in California. HP, the parent company, denies any obligation of satisfying issues of Hpshopping customers in the United States, where any involvement they may have to resolve an issue is a result of an act of no legally binding random benevolent courtesy while they assist in resolution of issues which range from taxation without representation (remember that catch phrase) to refurbished or regurgitated defective products being sold as new to confusing the issues so as to shift the blame back across the international border. One begins to wonder about how the Military contracts are handled on a national level; Is Hewlett Packard held to different standards than the consumer??? One would begin to think that one has a better chance of winning the California lottery than getting a computer that does not take 5 months to get one that works.
One needs to ponder the fact that this company sells computers to our military.... It might be equally difficult to find where the Scud missile went if guided by these computers as to find where or to who your original customized ordered computer went. BlogOneDos poses rhetorically, the question, what has happened to the once great reputation of a company started in 1939?
Then there is Compal, Twinwill, Unwell, Matrix, and Clevo, the 5 major hosts of O.D.M Original Design Manufactured computers, they design, assemble and ship the high tech marvels of confusions that have more identifying numbers pasted all over the shipping boxes and hardware and relied on by the tech services, than India has support professionals who know what they mean and Canada and Malaysia have, to misplace and manipulate them. The computers these five companies manufacture permeate almost all international marketing and sales organizations similar in nature to Hewlett Packard. China and Thailand coordinate the parts assembly and then ship to replacement parts and finished computer technology globally to unsuspecting “marks” not having a clue that somewhere in the world someone has waited a month for a computer that was shipped from the manufacturer from Hell. As consumer I ”Opinionate”, having ordered a computer delivered with more than 25 identifying bar code numbers not to mention Microsoft’s activation numbers which are a sequence of 42 numbers which cause your computer to crash if one does not do as they ordered by Microsoft’s, “Epaulets” to do as they order, with the computer that belongs to the customer but falls under the license of a third party software corporate dominance standing behind Hewlett Packard having bought licenses to sell the altered software, tweaked if you will, to facilitate the “idiosyncrasies” of a CTO, configured to order computer. Now I thought the Justice department settled this issue some time back... Who might be looking the other way on this monopoly issue?
Nah can’t be the Republican’s, they never would do that, now, would they?
The “corporate orders are tantamount to “firm-policies” often misinterpreted and misleading, espoused by the epaulets luring the customer into a deeper morass of financial obligation and time suck than is bargained for. The customer is led to believe that if the OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer’s Software (MICROSOFT), if removed from the hardware that the consumer bought and owns, such act will void the extended warranty which explains more fully the Royal Screw Departments and being disconnected from India where the technical departments are partnered with Microsoft and the Converges Corporation. The bottom Line... Compaq-Hewlett Packard and Hpshopping .com in the immortal paraphrase of Ralph Nader, Hewlett Packard Corporate and Compaq are “unsafe at any CPU speed...”
The Computer hardware marketers, and software companies, make a wish and gang-up on the customer coupled with China’s gang of five. They do not manufacture computers that are quality controlled, nor adequately support the problems that arise as a consequence of such loss of corporate organization control nor offer a price that is worth the nightmare of purchasing one, two three or anything they sell, buy, buy back or foist on the unsuspecting public, not limited to refurbished or regurgitated or offer items in good faith with regard to respect for verbal agreements.
stay tuned for the manefest of prejudice....
Chapter II
To be continued: LOOPHOLES, Coupons galore, price drops and return guarantees, discounts and more, corporate waste of shareholders dollars, rebate nightmares and devotees of the virgin of the tight fist, threats of theft and fraud galore, missing computer for 24 hours and more,
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Friday, April 09, 2004
Global Conceptions Condoms CloningI was attending a medical conference at UCLA today. While waiting for an associate at the student medical facilities I encountered deep conceptualization of epiphanolypitic proportions. (Wuz dat mean?)On the counter in the waiting room next to the "Free take-one" basket of peppermint candies was another basket, also free, containing lightly lubricated condoms. I was not astounded at the anti-contraception-conception concept at all, in fact I am totally in support of such contraceptive concepts. What astounded me was the loss of jobs as a result of the marketing aspect and the realization that Arnold "the-confusinator-Govenor of California" had missed another opportunity to bring employment and business back to California. So, What in the world is BlogOneDos talking about now, you might inquire.... please bare with me and the naked facts shall set you free. You see, the condoms were Made in Japan ... geez, when I was a kid I used to get wax teeth, rainbow candy buttons on an endless ribbon and two steel balls in a plastic cast of a woman where you had to lift the highly polished steel ball out of the sockets so seductive placed to get guaranteed giggles from any second grader.... all the items were "Made in Japan". Condoms in the 1950's were used primarily for water ballons thrown from the rooftops at your ... um... friends. Today condoms are as common as candy and obviously used to reduce the spreading of seed, disease and increase the spreading of legs. Now, what gets me is the concept of Globalism here, not the concept of conception or the lack thereof.... Not only is the university at southern California purchasing large quantities of foreign made condoms but the last laugh is on us domestically. America is first in space almost first in research, a great nation of science and industry but we cannot any long make a claim that our condoms can hold water.... We truly have slipped to the second rate level of a nation that can no longer compete for the honor of being first in lightly lubricated condoms.... On the flip side maybe our heavy crude condom is still unchallenged because those Washington politicians are more apt to take prophylatic measures regarding their own condominiums and oil interests.I guess, as they say the squeaky wheel gets the heavy crude condom. And lord only knows that those skum bags in Washington are needed as often or more often than on the local level of our Universities.... So, the question is "how come" the Japanese have the juice to get the job of distributing condoms....? Was fairness and equitability adhered to in light of competitive market testing the items or was it one of those "inside jobs" a top secret black box survey, hidden behind closed doors on the campus? Did they grease the palm of some administrator while the body parts division was selling organs out the back door of the medical research department... Are Asians not only getting the top honors and spots at the university but the top marketing access at the candy concession? Will sushi replace the "healthy" Big Macs on the college campus and condoms made in Japan replace the three musketeers in the candy machine?As a result of my Epiphany I have decided that I will only take 96 credits next quarter at UCLA. I guess if one hangs out at the candy dish... one finds out where the sweets are and action is!!! .....aaaaand what the hell I can go on government grants and get free condoms to boot. Viva Viagra!!!! Now as to cloning.... yep!!! You got it! With all the asian condoms floating around the American Universities "campusi's" no wonder there is a necessity to clone something... What I ultimately object to is that my seed is being limited by a global concern selling condoms across international borders and the skum bag industry is costing us more jobs... First the computer tech support jobs cross the borders to India and Canada and then the skum bags industry collaspes like gray market steel in the 80's destroyed our steel industry which brought us to, as some will remember the Ronald Reagan Great American Cheese Give-Away program. The United Steel Industry Workers stoodon lines to get Velvita Cheese. What next might we imagine.... preperation H will be made in Cuba, on the other hand, and distributed in Washington.I object to body parts being profitably marketed at the expense of the taxpayer... Now if Arnold can bring the condom business back to America he will have served his purpose and his promise. All those skum-bags, and and industry flight abroad while I am still looking for ....(okay get ready now for the literary free license, get ready for the punch line and please forgive my political incorrectness, it seemed to fit at the moment.... while I am still looking for a broad...!!!! Till the next time....Copyright BlogOneDos@yahoo.comOn another note... find out what is inside your computer... was it new when you bought it!!!
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004
BlogMaster BlogBlahblah Global NEWS
GOOD MORNING WORLD OR GOOD NIGHT
DEPENDS IF YOUR ON TOP OR DOWN UNDER!!!IT"S A TOPICS TURVEY WORLD TODAY JOHN ASHCROFT IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AFTER PANCREAS SURGERY BUT NOT BACK ON THE JOB. WHEW WHAT A RELIEF! (THAT COMMENT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT!) JUST ANOTHER CONFUSING DAY AT THE KERRY CAMPAIGN WERE NO ONE RETURNS CALLS REPLIES TO EMAIL OR KNOWS HOW ONE BECOMES A "VOLUNTEER-PARTICIPANT" IN THE CAMPAIGN CONFUSION. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING FOR NON-PAID JOBS, SURPRISE, SURPRISE!!! IT'S IN WASHINGTON. WHOSE GOT THE GET? OR GETTING IT? OR, WHERE'S THE TOFU. (OR FOR THOSE OPRAH FANS, WHERE'S THE BEEF) MY SUGGESTION IF YOU ARE THAT DESPERATE AS TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE CONFUSION TRY THE NADER CAMPAIGN, FORGET THE BUSH CAMPAIGN!!! THE DOOR SHUTS IN YOUR FACE AND LOCKS THREE TIMES THEN THE LIGHTS FLICKER TWICE AND EVERYONE WALKS OUTSIDE WITH CANDLES. NOBODY ANSWERS THE PHONE IN EITHER CASE Republican or GREEN. THE DOOR IS ALWAYS CLOSED AT THE GREEN PARTY BUT IF YOU SEND THEM AN EMAIL THEY WILL RETURN IT WITH 1000 SPAMS FROM 9 DIFFERENT EAGER POLITICAL EMAIL SPAMMER PASSING THE WORD ABOUT INTERNET POLLUTION. THEY LOOK LIKE THE SAME PEOPLE WALKING WITH CANDLES, PROTESTING BUSH CAPITAL PUNISHMENT ... OR IS IT CAPITOL PUNISHMENT... SAME THING, I THUNK!!!SMALL WORLD HUH!ON A MORE PROBATIVE NOTE, THE FBI SAYS THEY ARE TOOOO BUSY TO WRITE DOWN INCOMING IDEAS ABOUT SECURITY ISSUES RELATING TO THE PRESIDENT'S SAFETY. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ABOUT THE MINDSET OF THE AL QAIDA (WHAT'S THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL THIS ONE - OH WELL POTTOE PO"T-" ATTA", IF WE ONLY KNEW PRIOR TO (9/11) WHAT MIGHT HAVE "BEEN-LADEN"... IS THAT LADEN OR LADDEN), I MIGHT HAVE BEEN WEARING A GEORGE BUSH TEA SHIRT!!! ....NAY!) [I GOT IT AL QAIDA]. WHEN CALLING "JUSTICE" (ASK - WHAT DOES OXYMORON MEAN), YOU ARE ADVISED BY A PERSISTENT ASSISTANT TO ATTORNEY GENERAL ASHCROFT," THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTiCE" BY POLICY REQUIRES YOU TO WRITE A LETTER", TO JOHN ASHCROFT, WHO, IS NOT BACK AT WORK ... Um ...YET, AFTER HIS OPERATION. I WONDER WHEN HE WILL READ MY LETTER! SURE GLAD NOTHING IS HAPPENING IN THE U.S.A.TO WARRANT A WARRANT, ATTORNEY ASHCROFT'S ATTENTION OR WRONG ENOUGH TO REQUIRE HIS RIGHT OR INJUST ENOUGH TO REQUIRE HIS JUSTICE. SO MUCH FOR THE "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INFESTATION". WRITING THEM IS SURELY THE WAY TO TIME WELL SPENT, YEAH RIGHT!HOMELAND SECURITY IN AN EMERGENCY DOES NOT TAKE CALLS FROM CITIZENS OR FOR THAT MATTER, AS THEY SUGGEST, (OR ELSE), TO CALL IN AN EMERGENCY YOUR LOCAL POLICE WHO ARE VERY EAGER TO YELP, SORRY THAT"S HELP... OR IS IT? ....BUT TOO BUSY TAKING CALLS ABOUT GRAFFITI OR DOING THE SO CALLED REALITY TELEVISION CIRCUIT, EATING DONUTS OR LOOKING FOR KIBBLE FOR THE MONSTER DOG BARKING HIS ASS OFF BEHIND THE CHAIN LINK IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE SQUAD CAR.THE CHECK-OUT LINES AT RALPHS AND ALBERTSON'S WERE LONG TODAY BUT "GO -FIGURE-IT", VERY FEW PEOPLE ARE SHOPPING IN THE STORES AFTER THE 4 MONTH LONG STRIKE WAS SETTLED, IT WAS SETTLED, SURE IT WAS ...RIGHT? IT LOOKS LIKE THE CUSTOMERS ARE ON STRIKE NOW, BUT FEAR NOT!MANAGEMENT TO THE CREATIVE RESCUE; YOU CAN NOW GET A SUPERMARKET PLASTIC-KEY-CHAIN DISCOUNT CARD WITHOUT FILLING OUT THE REGISTRATION FORM; AND IT'S FREE SO THAT"S WHAT THEY MEAN BY UNDOCUMENTED ALIEN, AN UNREGISTERED DISCOUNT CARD HOLDER. OH YEA, THANK THE LORD, FOR SMALL DISCOUNT WONDERS AND FISH THAT ARE FED PELLETS TO MAKE THEIR MEAT LOOK FRESH. IT APPEARS THAT LESS PEOPLE ARE WORKING THEN BEFORE AND DURING THE STRIKE, I DOUBT IF THE REASON FOR THAT IS BETTER VACATION BENEFITS. THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR STOMPINGARNOLD SCHWARZ-N-CINERATOR WEARS $17,500, BOOTS(THAT'S A SEVENTEEN-THOUSAND-FIVE-HUNDRED DOLLAR PAIR OF BOOTS), JUST LIKE MINE AND JUST LIKE YOURS! 'CEPT THE ONES I GOT ARE RIGHT OUT OF THE WINDOW DURING THE L..A. RIOTS). YOU MIGHT WONDER WHY ANYBODY WOULD THINK THE LITTLE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA ARE GETTING STEPPED ON. NOT ME!!!MARTHA STEWART WILL BE MAKING STRIPED PAPER-MACHE BALL AND CHAINS ON HER LAST TELEVISION APPEARANCE UNTIL 2088 GAYS CAN"T GET LEGALLY MARRIED-CAN'T SHARE ENTITLEMENT BENEFITS THAT'S ILLEGAL , MAYBE YOU THINK LIFE IS EQUITABLEEVERY LITTLE THING IS GOOD - DEPARTMENTYAH THINK THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FORGOT TO INCLUDE GAYS IN THE ACTUARIAL FIGURES?"GO-FIGURE"!!! CATCH 22 - YAH CAN"T SHARE BENEFITS IF YOU ARE NOT MARRIED - GAYS CAN'T GET MARRIED.... WHAT ABOUT SAME SEX NON-GAY COUPLES, CAN THEY GET MARRIED AND STAY, YOU KNOW,STAY-TOGETHER FOR THE CHILDREN'S SAKE OR THE SAKE OF PISS POOR RETIREMENT BENEFITS WHERE THE RETIRED HONEST FAITHFUL FOLK WHO CAN'T AFFORD $17,500 BOOTS GO HUNGRY AT NIGHT? HUH?IT 'S NOT ILLEGAL TO KISS IN PUBLIC ...YET, IS IT? ....AND DID YOU KNOW THAT RETIRED PEOPLE CAN'T LIVE ON SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT FUNDS, AND THE MORE YOUTHFUL FOLK HAVE NO INCENTIVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO A FUTURE WITHOUT DVD AND CD RETIREMENT BENEFITS? DID YOU! WAY-TO-GO GEORGE BUSH MAKE SURE CHENEY GAUGES ANOTHER $18 BILLION FOR HALIBURTON CONTRACTS IN IRAQ...GOOD NEWS FOR INDIA, A MICROSOFT TECHNICAL SUPPORT JOB NOW PAYS $375 ......PER MONTH THE SECOND JOB DELIVERING NEWSPAPERS PAYS $12 BI-MONTHLY... NO! THINK AGAIN - CURRY BREATH!!! ...THE HINDI STANDARD OF LIVING IS NOT PROPORTIONATELY LESS THAN OURS.... A 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT IN DEHLI OR CALCUTTA IS APPROXIMATELY $1100.00 PER MONTH ...BUT NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS: BEVERLY HILLS "UP-SCALE-ERS" HAVE GONE DONE SCALE THEY NO LONGER MEET AT THE TENNIS CLUB THEY MEET AT THE $99 CENT STORE WHERE CHINA AND INDIA HAVE "KNOCKED OFF" EVERYTHING NEIMAN MARCUS, ANY COMPASSIONATE REPUBLICAN WOULD BE RENDERED WARM- HEARTED TO SEE CONSTITUENTS LOADING THE MERCEDES AT THE 99 CENT STORE PARKING LOT WITH PLASTIC "WEDGEWOOD-STYLED" LAUNDRY BASKETS FILLED WITH THE MAIDS TOXIC CLEANING CHEMICALS. ...TRES CHICNOW FOR THE BAD NEWS: NOBODY U.S. CARES ABOUT INDIA OR CANADA BECAUSE THE JOBS WERE EXPORTED BY MICROSOFT TO INDIA UTAH AND ARIZONA THE BIG LOSERS IN THE EXCHANGE. NICE GOING ARIZONA... IT PAYS NOT TO HANG UP ON YOUR IRATE PATRONS!!!! CANADA DON"T LAUGH... INDIA WOULD LIKE YOUR SHARE TOO! EVER WONDER IF YOU ARE PROTECTED BY GIVING SOMEONE ACROSS AN INTERNATIONAL BORDER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY IT'S REQUIRED?THE BIG FUN IN SMALL TOWN USA IS WATCHING VIDEO TAPED RE-RUNS OF THE CALIFORNIA ENRON TRIAL - SEE HOW FAST WE FORGET - YOU REMEMBER ENRON HE WROTE THAT DANDIES BOOK. YOU REMEMBER THE CLOWNS AT THE AIRPORT WHO MEASURED YOUR ENERGY FLOW WITH THAT COCKAMAMEE METER WITH TWO ORANGE JUICE CANS TIED TOGETHER WITH A STRING. SAY THERE!!! - ON ANOTHER NOTE! - HOW MUCH WAS YOUR GOVERNMENT LOAN TO GET THE MSCE TECH DEGREE? MAKE SURE YOU PAY IT DOWN QUICK BEFORE YOUR MORTGAGE IS SOLD TO BANGLADESH.ON THE BETTER SIDE OF GLOBAL NEWS COMPUTER-TID-BITS; THE MOST DISTANT PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE IS SAID TO HAVE AN AVERAGE TEMPERATURE OF -400 DEGREES BELOW ZERO, SO WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT THAT, YOU ASK? ... I LIVE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!!! QUESTION: HOW CAN WE ALL CONTRIBUTE TO THE SECURITY OF OUR CAMPAIGNING CANDIDATES? IF YOU HAVE AN ANSWER EMAIL THE BLOGONEDOS HOLINESS AND I WILL PUT YOU ON THE, <;COLOR:GREEN;>GREEN PARTY SPAM LIST. ANYONE WISHING TO BE ADDED TO MY BLOGBLAHBLA BLOG POSTING LIST WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO CONTRIBUTE YOUR CONCEPT OF BREAKING NEWS ME AT TRY ME @ BLOGBLAHBLAH@YAHOO.COMTODAY'S TIP: TRY NOT TO ADD TO THE CONFUSION BUT TRY TO ADD TO THE PROBLEM IF YOU MUST GET INVOLVED, PROBLEMS GET SOLVED BUT CONFUSION GOES ON FOREVER!!!END NOTE - THINK ABOUT MARTHA STEWERT - DON'T'CHA JUST LOVE HER BROOKS BROTHER'S OXFORD WIDE-STRIPED BUTTON DOWN BLOUSE - HER NEW LINE OF INMATE BOUTIQUE ACCESSORIES WILL PASS AWAY THOSE HOUR IN LOCK-DOWN. THE LABELS HAVE BEEN ALREADY BEEN PRINTED AND SEWN IN TO THE JUMP-SUIT. "COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEC" ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA!!!! IT'S JUST LIKE SUMMER CAMP 1950 EXCEPT THE POCKET NUMBER ID IS 14 NUMBERS LONG. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER LISENCE PLATE DESIGNS. MARGE HEMSLEY EAT YOUR 1040 FORM HEART-OUTWELL THAT'S THE GLOBAL MORNING EDITION NEWS BLAH BLAH BLAH MARCH 16, 2004
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Inside Presidential Campaigns from the Outside
Last night I had a dream. American Bald Eagles circling higher and higher while pushing northerly, sought the heights associated with nesting locations. There were many eagles. My image in the dream was that of an eagle able to soar not upon the breaths of rising warm air. But upon the gusting winds which batter the heights of the cliffs falling to the crude meandering dirt roads below. My eye intensely resolved the reflections of water piercing the cliffside below. An instinctual sense of direction and timing guides my senses ever so keenly serving to identify one of many inlets where sheltered nesting on the battered cliffs, above the coastal ocean, gives refuge. Out of context in this dream, for the dream must fit the reality, were so many eagles flying along the coastline. A Bald Eagle instinctually distance themselves from other males supporting lifetime monogamous natures within territorial limits. How can instinct, effectively, dictate behavior, just which route to follow inland, is it conveyed on the wind; are there invisible circles sketching a map as the northerly route unfolds for the first time. The terrain below is ever more treacherous. Vulnerability, disadvantaged by, inevitable, subjected to the diminishing light of the setting sun the reflections below begin to fade in the twilightà last gleam. A glint along a roadway was cause for my eagle eye to focus below, revered for a hyper-focused ability, among other attributes, searching for prey, such vision capabilities coupled to instincts no doubt are important enough to stimulate the need the warmth of a massive nest, a family, a country, a world that cannot beperceivedd in totality at any given moment.. As the dream began to fade the fog of the twilight rolled in covering all evidence of the earth below but as the eagles circled higher and higher ahead through the mist appearedoutlinee of an ancient castle atop the highest mountain peak among the enclaves of granite. Protecting the castleincreases and egress,onlyy two ways to get there, from above and from below. I awakened to reality the ultimate reality. The here and now!From one vantage point an analysis of recent Al Qaeda attacks in Spain impacted the support to withdraw Spain's military troops from Iraq. The commitment was expressed immediately after being elected, by socialist Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. Such developments form a disturbing set of political facts in light of the upcoming North American, Presidential Election 2004. George Bush stands to lose critical and essential interactions with the American people during the 8 months remainig in the campaign. Events no more than ever will dictate he be cloistered due to security issues in his run for president. The insanely brash nature of the attacks in Spain serves to illustrate how critically treacherous and narrow the road to the White House is for both candidates. Essential to problem resolve is an acute understanding as to the objectives and motives of the attack in Spain. What might the horrible events have served to foretell? That one is not as difficult as one might think. Was it random vengeance, or were specific individuals targeted in the attack? Was death for 200familiess so insignificant to the terroists or just the vehicle for psychological conceptual fear tatics aimed at President Bush. Or was it much more. If the later then one must conclude that, any public appearance of George Bush is already subjected to counter measures against massive attack strategies launched by AL Qaeda operatives in the United States. Or, for that matter one must ask the question. Is the President's Safe assured. Will it be advised that the President not travel abroad for the next eight months. Can he avoid the alignment with world leaders at a time like this. Will he be spirited to a bunker in Nebraska? Can he effectively run for President? Might the election be postponed? The events in Spain spell out a very cold and bleak logical conclusion relative to the objectives of the mindset behind the attack. Will the American public view such extreme protective measures of a their President, the icon of freedom, as evidence of poor leadership over the last 4 years casting a shadow upon who does infact best represent the image of a free people yearning to remain free allover the planet? Do the events in Spain uncover, in fact, reveal the truth of a much more significant problem impacting globalization. Is leadership anymore secure than those 200 people on the train to eternity helpless to reverse the trends of a world gone mad?The life is cheap concept is not functional in this model of terror. On the one hand it seems to seems to fit the attack profile just fine, furthermore iterating a benchmark, a signature of the Al Qaeda killing fields. Thousands to get at one man. As President Nixon once so horrified the his opposition during theVietnamm war, he dogmatically expressed, "Sometimes, it is necessary, to kill for peace." The man running for President of the United States mayarguablyy be the most powerful individual in the world but in the image of the reflective eye of present reality he will be represent hundred of millions if not billions of people seeking the benefits of democracy. He cannot politically hide from the peole or the truth. His faith is in question by virtue of the terroist commitment tosucceedd in jihad.Therefore the attack on Spain was designed not only to intimidate American's from joining the process of free choice elections, in general, it was also aimed at one individual with the focus of igniting a global holy-war designed at denying the basic freedom of choice, globally. The proportions of the global threat are not yet fully understood by the world at large.By determining the outcome of the democratic process by the use of surprise attack violence, Al Qaeda cells, Óglobally", seek a most un-nerving edge exclaiming the will of a just god. Thperversionty of such a maniacapsychopathicic plan presents a problem to a free people whereby reversing the trend of violence becomes the problem and not the solution. Afghanistan and Iraq must stand as bastions of a new Middle Eastern democracy however long it takes to accomplish it. Failure is not an option, there is no way to retreat. Spain points to that conclusion. If to fail, the battle to rid humanity of this disease has only one conclusion, the next stage of this most evil process is already set to begin with the weapons of mass destruction no one can find. The Al Qaeda tactics apparently are designed in an ancient tradition beyond that of an eye for an eye. It is so utterly repulsive to accept the fact that so many are already blind to the magnitude of consequences of their own beliefs.No matter what you believe in prayer is not the cause of these circumstances. Neither is George Bush. NEXT: Transparency Past and Present, Skull n Bones,What happened to Empowerment? Retirement, Social Security, ...Now you see it ..Now you think you saw it!That's It The Afternoon report March 16, 2004... This is BlogOneDos... over and out.
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This week we are going to see the markets reflect concerns about the future. Expect a lot of short covering and selling in the long market... Long term outlook is wavering. Sideways movement will precipitate an increase in naked call writes
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Heart felt condolences go out to Spain this morning where the democratic process will right / write itself. The pendulums is swinging. Allies for peace are often targeted by violence. The power of faith will overcome the dis-balance. Once heard the movement for Global peace cannot be stopped by acts of insanity. What type of thinking targets innocent people for violent change? We must all think this morning how each day we can express peace? If there is an alternative to peace it hasn't worked yet. With the new socialist party in power in Spain may foretell a beckoning omen to George Bush, he not only has a politically dark cloud hanging over his head but he now is ever more cognizant of the brazen determined violent intent of the Al Qaeda as the United States grows closer to the election. The President's TERM IN OFFICE IS COMING TO A CLOSE, I PRAY HE COMPLETES THE TERM OF OFFICE. HE HAS TRIED HARD BUT THAT IS NOT ENOUGH. Blogblahblah@yahoo.com ___________________________________________________________________________IS THE DOCTOR WHO SOLD YOU THE CURE THE ONE WHO CREATED THE VIRUS? ___________________________________________________________________________COMPUTERS DON'T RULE - YOU DO IF AND WHEN YOUR COMPUTER BEGINS TO BLUE SCREEN (REFERED TO AS "BSOD" BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH), A TERM SEEN ALL OF THE INTERNET MESSAGE BOARDS WHERE THE AFFLICTED ARE SEEKING HELP TO RESOLVE A SUDDEN "COMPUTER INTERUPTUS MODE" WHERE THE MONITOR FLIPS TO A FROZEN BLUE SCREEN WITH WHITE TEXT DISPLAYING A CRYPTIC CODE THAT EVEN THE BEST TECHIE CANNOT RESOLVE.THE PHONE COMPANY AND TECH SUPPORT SOFTWARE COMPANY PASS THE TECH BUCK BACK AND FORTH EXCLAIMING THAT IT IS YOUR PROBLEM. PAY-UP! CHANCES ARE YOUR DSL PROVIDER BLAMES IT ON MICROSOFT 'TIL YOUR READY TO BREAK ANYTHING CALM DOWN....THINK AGAIN.CHECK YOUR MEMORY STICKS, (YOUR RAM) AND GET AN RETURN MERCHANDISE AUTHORIZATION FROM THE OUTFIT THAT MANUFACTURES YOUR FAILED PART. MANY RAM SIMMS HAVE A LIFETIME GUARANTEE. BUT<>
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KERRY FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN ???-JUST WHAT GIVES HERE FOLKS-??? IS THIS AN INCLUSIVE CAMPAIGN OR AN EXCLUSIVE CAMPAIGN - DO SKULL AND BONES SUPERIORS RUN THE CAMPAIGN? IS THE CAMPAIGN ORCHESTRATED? IS KERRY DANCING TO THE TUNE OF GEORGE BUSH THE SENIOR SKULL AND BONES MEMBER? IS THE KERRY FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN SHORT OF VOLUNTEERS OR MONEY OR DOES KERRY'S CAMPAIGN REALLY NEED THE BIG MONEY? TRY CALLING THE NATIONAL CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS AND SEE IF ANYONE CARES. ONE INSIDER HAS DESCRIBED THE JOSTLE FOR POWER WITHIN THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION AS "KIN TO A KNIFE FIGHT". TYPICAL BUREAUCRATIC VOLUNTEERS TRYING TO EXCLUDE THEIR COMPETITION EVEN BEFORE KERRY IS PRESIDENT. IMAGINE THAT, FIGHTING FOR AN UNPAID JOB. ...AND THEY SAID BILL CLINTON WAS SMOOTH TALKER. WHO IS RUNNING THE POLICY DEPARTMENT AT THE KERRY CAMPAIGN? WHEN THE OFFICE OF THE POLICY DIRECTOR WAS CALLED NOBODY RETURNED THE CALL! WHEN THE OFFICE OF THE CALIFORNIA DIRECTOR OF FINANCE WAS CALLED FOR COMMENT, NOBODY RETURNED THE CALL WHO IS RUNNING THE FINANCES OF THE CAMPAIGN? WHERE ARE THE CAMPAIGN FUNDS GOING? THE AVERAGE AGE OF THE INSIDER VOLUNTEERS IS 12. WHOSE COUNTRY IS THIS ANYWAY? WHOM IS IN CHARGE OF VOLUNTEER SERVICES? WHEN THE NATIONAL CAMPAIGN OFFICE WAS CALLED, you got it, THERE WAS NO DIRECTOR OF VOLUNTEER SERVICES, THAT IS NOT GOOD FOR FINANCES, VOLUNTEERS WORK CHEAP THEREFORE LESS DONATIONS ARE COLLECTED. WHEN YOU HEAR THEM CRYING FOR MONEY TELL EM TO GET IT FROM GEORGE BUSH, HE HAS 104 MILLION. WHERE IS SENATOR McCAIN WHEN YOU NEED HIM? IS IT TOO CLOSE TO PAYDAY FOR POLITICIANS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT CAMPAIGN FINANCES!!! WHAT HAPPENS TO THE INTERST ON THE CAMPAIGN FINANCES? WHO KEEPS THAT? ONLY RACE WHERE THE LOSER WINS!!! I'M JEALOUS! SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! ....................................just bloody scandalous!!!
SURPREME HUMORIST GEORGE CARLIN ONCE SAID: "SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD SOMEONE IS SITTiNG IN THE WAITING ROOM OF THE WORST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD
APPARENTLY HE KNOWS MY DOCTOR IF HE CAN"T CUT IT OFF BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A SCALPEL HE JUST BENDS IT BACK N' FORTH UNTIL IT FALLS OFF. ......scandalous
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